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Edited by maxesmagic:
2/18/2016 6:01:34 AM
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I can't sleep. Give me destiny jokes!
As the title says, I need some destiny jokes, but as of this fifth edit, I am happy to get any jokes. Any topic. Also, as of this 9th edit, I can't sleep again, and need more humor. Please post anything, even stuff unrelated to destiny. Destiny jokes are still more than welcome, but I think almost all of them have been used already.
Inb4 destiny is a joke. I've heard it before, and don't give a shit about cynicism right now. Just need some humor to laugh myself to sleep!
Anything goes, even deadpan humor. In fact, deadpan is better. Make anti-jokes about destiny, or anything really!
Edit: I'm also watching dagashi kashi. Lots of fun!
Edit 2: I appreciate everyone's effort! You guys improved my mood a bit, and I'm starting to get sleepy. A couple of you (you know who you are) got me good, and I will comment if it's good enough to make me and my stony face crack a smile.
Edit 3: I think I'm going to try to get some rest. It's 1:50 AM, and I have to be up by 8:00. Fun times ahead...
Edit 4: I'm back! I got a good nights sleep, and at this point want more jokes to pass the morning until my class at noon. I have an appointment with a doctor in 15 minutes. Give me something to power me through having my toenail cut off.
Edit 6: I am loving the jokes! You guys are the bright spot in this toxic community! Keep jokes coming! I might change it to community rather than destiny, as I kinda want a mix of destiny jokes and regular jokes. Give me your best!
Edit 7: obligatory "we're trending" edit.
Edit 8: forgot to mention it's my first time trending. I was a bit surprised to say the least.
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyWhat do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? [spoiler]roberto[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy did the Warlock try to cross the road? [spoiler]cuz he had self-res.[/spoiler] Why did he not make it? [spoiler]Cuz it was a 2 lane.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Mar: 2/16/2016 6:50:27 AMwhy doesn't the speaker tell everyone the story about traveler in the opening? ... ... because no one talked into the mic.... ok that was just bad, i'll be going now.
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2 RepliesWhat do you call a Mexican who lost their car [spoiler]carlos[/spoiler] [spoiler]sorry for the racist joke [/spoiler]
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7 RepliesWhy don't warlocks have exotic boots??? [spoiler]hunters are trash[/spoiler]
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Destiny's PvE scene right now is pretty dry. [spoiler]like my humor[/spoiler]
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Wanna hear a joke? [spoiler]Destiny[/spoiler]
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I could tell you...
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What did Praedyth say when you opened his door? Nothing, but his posture was humerus... I'll let myself out...
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Sunbrreakers
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The story
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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im about to get rekt by golgoroth enraging
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I’m tryna f the DA lady in her mouth doe Hit some R&B sht on the jet though I got stacks on me, got stacks on me like Alpo As a young ass n**** I was dead broke Fk that fake sht n****, fk that fraudulent pretending Got young Doolie on the body and I really do miss her Let’s flip that clip and spray that btch for big daddy Let’s flip that clip and spray that btch for big daddy
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Free dlc
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1 ReplyYou want a laugh? Check this vid out
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[url=https://i.imgur.com/9ZBfr7u.jpg]this says otherwise[/url]
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There are three boys in a bathroom stall, the teacher walks in and asks them what they are doing the first boy says blowing bubbles, the second boy said blowing bubbles as well, the third boy says[spoiler]I am bubbles[/spoiler] Wanna hear a joke Sure You took a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke Yeah [spoiler]Bubbles is a MAN[/spoiler]
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Ghost drop rates
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2 RepliesEdited by SquishedByElsiesThighs: 2/16/2016 3:07:37 AMWhat's the difference between Bungie and Hasbro? [spoiler]Bungie has more needed guns.[/spoiler]
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What is deej's favorite toy? Nerf
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2 RepliesA terrible thing happened to me on the way to the reef...I made it there safely...
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1 ReplyBABABQBQBABOY U LOOK LIKE A GIRAFFE ON STEROIDS U CRISCO GREASE GUM ON DA SIDEWALK FAT HIPPOPOTAMUS FEED ME SEYMOR HOUSE OF HORRORS DR SUES LOOKING GORILLA ASS BITCH YOU BUBBLE GUM DUMB DUMB BURNT PICKLE LOOKING ASS HO GO BACK TO PLAYING WOW U PIECE OF SHIT YP HOT BREATH BOWSER ASS WHO'S THAT POKEMON LOOKING AsS HO
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1 ReplySunbreaker: We used to reign the Crucible. But that all changed when the nerf-herders attacked.
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3 RepliesHelp..hive fallen and I can't get up.
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What did the shank say to the other shank[spoiler]looking sharp![/spoiler]
