What's your alibi?
Edit: I need to helpers to see who is guilty or not. Private Message me if you want to help.
Edit 2: Judge Frank is now in court! Be ready to plead guilty you murderers!^_^
Edit 3: Judge Santatech is now in
session^_^
Edit 4: Judge SR11 is reporting for duty^_^
Edit 5: I need lawyers and juries plox
Edit 6: Jury Monkey is here!
Edit 7: Exuberant Witness is keeping track of all the cases.
English
#Offtopic
-
It was still inside the mother
-
Edited by RGC Chedderbob: 12/12/2015 7:57:24 AMBeen there done that. Was found innocent. [spoiler]No I'm joking. They found me guilty and I've been on the run ever since. [/spoiler]
-
My victim lived...
-
I wa walkin down da street with them cops behind my feet sipin on that cheap coffee. So I turned around and shot the fûckin bastard in the knee caps and yelled "GET BETTER COFFE!" And shot him in the temple
-
I was high
-
I would just plead insanity and be out in 5 years lololololololoolollolo
-
I take out my water gun and annoy the -blam!- outta him
-
I did it. Take me away m
-
Edited by Traffic Cone: 12/12/2015 4:22:18 AMHeard of 'video games'?
-
"I am natural selection."
-
*remains silent*
-
One doesnt simply kill a guy With a negative K/D ratio
-
5 Replies"I didnt kill him, the gun did."
-
I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY OF THIS!
-
Taco deserved it
-
I wanna be a helper!
-
Not guilty by reason of mental instability. And Guilty by reason of I just shot myself can't try a dead man
-
Ummm Why the hell am I here
-
"He ran in front of the bullet."
-
"You either let me go free, or you're the next one~"
-
No im not?
-
"I was sleep"
-
But I don't even have a 1.0 kd
-
4 Replies"Sorry judge but he had it coming, he actually called me a racist for my anti religious comments. I did us all a favour."
-
2 RepliesMy alibi would be that they were an idiot and I am allergic to them
-
1 ReplyFrank did it. Yeah, I paid him to do it, but still...