What's your alibi?
Edit: I need to helpers to see who is guilty or not. Private Message me if you want to help.
Edit 2: Judge Frank is now in court! Be ready to plead guilty you murderers!^_^
Edit 3: Judge Santatech is now in
session^_^
Edit 4: Judge SR11 is reporting for duty^_^
Edit 5: I need lawyers and juries plox
Edit 6: Jury Monkey is here!
Edit 7: Exuberant Witness is keeping track of all the cases.
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#Offtopic
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4 RepliesIt wasn't me, it was the third man.
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1 ReplyEdited by Kaendael: 12/12/2015 9:07:47 PMI'm a [b][i][u]freelancer[/u][/i][/b]. What [b][i][u]did[/u][/i][/b] you expect?
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Wait, r*pe is NOT murder! I demand to have courts switched.
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Whoops, no harm done right?
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2 RepliesI just stabbed him 37 times in the chest. I did not know that kills people.
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IT WAS THE ONE ARMED MAN!!!! I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE.
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1 ReplyThe victim was black wearing a hoodie. I felt threatened. I shot him with my gun and discovered he had 2 arms, so I shot him again because I was threatened. I had to cut him up and bury him because he was still black and I didn't want to be mugged /the south
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2 Repliesill be a jury
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1 Reply*Pulls out my License to Kill*
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Edited by Jruong: 12/12/2015 11:43:27 PMMy name is not important. What is important is what I did. I just -blam!-ing hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life was just cold, bitter hatred, and I've always wanted to die violently. The time of vengeance has come and passed, and no life was worth saving. And I tried my hardest to put in a grave as many as I could. It was my time to kill, and it was my time to die...but you mother-blam!-ers just had to ruin it.
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3 RepliesI'm just here so I don't get fined
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Why the hell would I kill anyone? I'm hardly a man. My wife -blam!-s me. ;(
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My grandma wouldn't make me the cookies
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I thought shaking it would help it sleep... I was partly right?..
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I'm the dark Lord, i had to kill this guy. He was a jedi.
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It was worth it for the EXP.
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1 ReplyHe called me a noob and a skrub. I had to top off my 1.0 KD and he was the perfect 12 year old to finish it with.
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He ran into the bullet
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1 ReplyThey pissed in the urinal next to me
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1 ReplyIm not muslim
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1 ReplyIt has come to my attention that most of the people here are synths. We need to nuke the thread.
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Sorry.
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He was about to burn down an orphanage. I shot him in the leg, but the .22 rim fire round ricocheted in him, hitting his heart
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I am simply darwins scythe. If you check his social media updates you will understand
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It was still inside the mother