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Edited by irishfreak:
7/14/2015 8:39:05 AM
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Why are you still single?
I'm single because I'm an asshole. How about you?
Edit: I have just now been informed by my ex that I am not just an asshole, I am in face a [i]super[/i] asshole. Take that as you will.
Edit 2: A friend sent her a link to this topic and now I've been upgraded to [i]king kamehameha super dick[/i] asshole. -_-
Edit 3: If you're young, as in under 18, don't worry about being single. Hell. Don't worry about being single no matter how old you are. It's better to be single and awesome than together with someone who sucks. Cheers to being single boys!
Edit 4: Cheers to girls too! Didn't mean to leave the sisters out.
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Because dedication in most relations in this era is dead. Everybody is fiddling with everybody. "Hide yo kids, n hide yo wife cause erybodys getin f*kd!?"
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8 RepliesBecause I'm white, my ex-fiancee was Hispanic and she gave birth to black baby that she tried to pass off as mine to leech child support out of me. I have a very hard time staying committed to anyone at this point.
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Cos I don't care unless I'm lonely but I have outside friends
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Cause I got sweg
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Not met the right girl for me yet, that and studying/working keeps me busy so no time for love Plus I enjoy being a bachelor wayyyy to much
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4 RepliesI'm single because women think being an artist is unstable lol
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most relation ships mean nothing. seriously. Most guys go up and talk to a girl for one reason, they think she's hot. Later on in the 'relationship' they compliment them for being 'nice' and that but in all honesty they just want to -blam!-. I'm not saying all guys are like this, but that's why i avoid relationships, i'm not interested in females or males, you can call me a loner, you can call me a no life. I simply don't care, your words mean nothing.
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It's my destiny
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6 RepliesI'm married 17 years to a beautiful girl, who is also my best friend, with three children that I dearly love and I cannot imagine being without them.
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3 RepliesGirls think playing video games is a sin.
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If you are single, as in not married, then you are the smartest people alive on the planet, kudos to you all
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14 RepliesIm 26 and I'm still with the girl I lost my virginity to.
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13 RepliesBiotch cheated while i was deployed, now im divorced and single. Best thing thats happened for me since fruity pebbles!!!! LOOVVVIIN IT lol.
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Figured i'd take a break for a while to get my priorities straight.
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2 RepliesI'm 29. I dated a girl for 2 years at 18. She was a large controlling child with self esteem issues. Had a long distance relationship after that for a year. Then a different even longer relationship soon after that. It lasted 2 years. Broke up again and dated a liar for 2 more years. Left town came back. I've been off and on with the last 2 girlfriends ever since. I really am done for a little bit. Time to start having fun instead of getting stepped on.
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I'm single because my girl was acting childish. All she said was, "NERF THORN, NERF GALLY, MUST BE 34 WITH GALLY TO RUN SEPKIS PRIME LEVEL 12" -blam!-ing childish
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4 RepliesMy wife won't let me get a girlfriend. She's so selfish
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I'm soon to be single. Wife and I are getting divorced. Sucks, but we have two amazing little girls and we are actually good friends still. Just didn't work out being married. Looking forward to being single actually.
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I have insufficient funds.
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Edited by Beartholdt: 7/14/2015 1:47:59 AMCause I am
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Eh been married twice and I have 2 kids....miss being single ha.
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Dated same girl for 8 years starting my senior year of HS. Broke up. Found new girl and dated her for three years. Getting married in September. I have roughly 4 months of single life under my belt in the last 11+ years.
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Destiny
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6 RepliesMarried w/ twin baby boys. My wife will kick your azz in crucible, while feeding the babies. Multitasking is her strong suit.
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5 RepliesI'm 16. I've dated one girl and that was for a year. Realized we were going to different high schools and that she was sending nude pictures to my best friend. [spoiler]#imdoneforawhile[/spoiler]
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Your last statement is great advice. . Better to be awesome as -blam!- and single than in a shitty relationship. Took me one ex wife to learn that one
