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Edited by How to Snipe 101:
7/14/2015 8:20:42 AM
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Can some one explain what happened to my gf
So lately my gf has been acting more different than her usual self. She is not a party girl or anything she is very polite and stuff but I noticed that she is being more touchy then usual and she sleeps half naked so I decided to sleep in a separate bed for a few nights.
Explain??
Edit: guys I found out, she is not horny or anything but this one guy told me something and it was true.
[quote]Hoggs Bison-
I know this sounds weird, but it's a natural and healthy progression in your relationship. She's finally becoming comfortable revealing herself to you. The last couple nights, she's been taking off some of her clothes as she sleeps. Next, she's going to take off all her clothes. When she's comfortable you seeing her like that, she'll continue to take her skin off, then her muscle, and then you'll realize SHES A SPOOKY SKELETON THE WHOLE TIME[/quote]
This was true, it was 2spooky4me at first but I still accepted her as who I love. <3
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Once you go black...
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13 RepliesI know this seems weird, but it's a natural and healthy progression in your relationship. She's finally becoming comfortable revealing herself to you. The last couple nights, she's been taking off some of her clothes as she sleeps. Next, she's going to take off all of her clothes. When she becomes comfortable with you seeing her like that, she'll continue to take off her skin, then her muscle, and then you'll realize SHE WAS A SPOOKY SKELETON THE WHOLE TIME
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4 RepliesThis^
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Are you gay?
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So, you're telling your girlfriend started sleeping half naked AND YOU SLEPT IN A DIFFERENT BED. You sir are beyond hope if you don't realise she wants sex.
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Why would you sleep in a different bed?
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She wants to bang. Banging her is your job. No one should have to be told this.
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I don't hold the qualifications to answer this question.
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1 ReplyEdited by coopy100: 7/13/2015 8:01:56 PMTouchy as in touching your mangina or touchy as in what the hell is your problem? If it is the first she would like to have sex. If it is the second she has slowly started to hate you and will soon end your relationship. I suggest you have sex with her as much as possible as she will soon be having sex with others and you sir will be reduced to bashing the bishop. Either way sex is the answer.
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1 Reply[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Not to offend you, but shouldn't YOU be asking HER?
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Honestly, she's probably just bored of the party life atm. Perhaps some day she will regain her pep.
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Why? Just [b]why?![/b]
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5 Replies"Living like Larry" >sleeps in other bed when GF is sleeping half naked You sir, you do not live up to your username.
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14 RepliesIt means she is clearly stressed about the 2016 presidential election.
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Take her to the vet.
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Are you gay?
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1 ReplyF[b]U[/b]CK HER RIGHT IN THE [b]F[/b]UCKING PUSSY
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Kids.....
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You've been sleeping in a separate bed? You've done goofed. She wanted to bang, you twat. Now, I'm going to go and fail at dealing with my own problems
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ummmmmmmmmmmmm
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Why are u sleeping in a different bed if she's half naked? Umm duh. U want to get in to it. Not out of. Dumbass
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Just take her then. Pin her to a wall. Bend her over a desk and grab her hips. Whatever strikes your fancy.
