{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by Cryptic Kidd:
6/22/2015 2:45:29 PM
185
6 hours? What is bungie doing to destiny?
What is bungie doing to destiny to cause it to be offline for 6 hours?
English
#Destiny
-
12 RepliesEdited by BostonBakedDeath: 6/22/2015 2:19:31 PMDeej: Sir! I think we did well with the House of Wolves! Harold Ryan (president of Bungie): How so? Deej: Well, players are really enjoying the Prison of Elders and Trials of Osiris. Besides, they like having the freedom to ascend anything! Harold: They... Enjoy it? Deej: Yep Harold: UNACCEPTABLLLE Deej: Wait wat Harold: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE! YOU'RE FI-- Deej: Well, they absolutely hate the weapon balance... Since 1.1.1, nobody has used a single auto rifle. Harold: Good... Goooood... Deej: Also, we're advertising the crap out of The Taken King. In fact, more money has been spent on ads than on the actual content! Harold: Veeeery very goooooood.... Deej: So... Can I keep my job? Harold: Not quite. You must... Nerf everything [i]except Thorn![/i] Deej: but the balance team said... Harold: I DON'T CARE WHAT THE BALANCE TEAM SAID! THEY'RE ALL FIRED! Deej: Ok... How much do you want them nerfed? Harold: BY 75%! NO, 80%! MUAHAHA! THEN BUFF THORN TO GIVE IT EVERY PERK IN THE GAME! Deej: But sir... What'll we tell everyone? Harold: NOTHING! JUST SAY THAT DESTINY'S DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE! MUAHAHAHA! Well? Get going, boy! Your job is on the line! -the average meeting in Bungie HQ-
-
21 Replies99 bugs in the code 99 bugs Take 1 down, patch it around. 127 bugs in the code....
-
8 RepliesEdited by Cookeez: 6/22/2015 12:22:49 PMSome Patchnotes: - Filled up enemies (only 13742 skolas where left) - Erased memories of guardians, so their PoE's / Strikes / Raids will be the first time - acknowledged thorn as balanced - collecting tears - implement more rodents, reptiles and insects for the network - replace dead hamsters in their wheels with fresh ones - Wrap up guns as christmas presents so guardians will scream at december the 24/25th: "Matador! Matador OHMAGAWD! Matador SIXTY-FOOOOOOOOUR!" - prove that the existence of Felwinter is a lie - replace the word "lag" with "swag" in the forum (swag-switcher, we lost ToO because of swag, swaggy connection..) - Adding Thor / Arrow / Darth Sidious as subclass for the dlc Feel free to add more
-
4 RepliesEdited by Caggus: 6/22/2015 2:21:19 PMCreating the Matador 128.
-
Please i hate the sun
-
Adding the "ASS" error code
-
2 RepliesDon't worry, typical Bungie fashion they will release patch notes after the patch application has finished. We need to forget how most other companies release patch notes [i]before[/i] patch day. It's just too hard for them to do that. Plus, it generates tons of hate posts and complaints which we all know Bungie thrives on. I'm sure they all soiled their pants by now and just can't wait until the next patch controversy which is guaranteed to contain nerfs on weapons we enjoy to use.
-
Nerfing the thorn
-
I bet at bungie for the past 6 hour the employees. Were like hey frank hi joe so ready to take a break turn server off. So joe I bet players are gonna be mad right frank oh yea but hey it a work break so IDC. Sips coffee suckers. 6 hours later grabs coffee sips cough cough oh shit the. Server boss I know the server -_- flip switch happy now.
-
If they nerfed the fate bringer, they would break the internet.
-
Probably server maintenance. They're not going to make the servers more stable, just add more error codes so you don't get fed up seeing the same thing all the time A prize for the first person to collect all the new error codes [spoiler]no prize really[/spoiler]
-
7 RepliesEdited by ehicken: 6/22/2015 3:47:09 PMI heard they're making a new story on Saturn. Saw a pick on Instagram that showed activities being done.
-
Masturbation
-
Probably not gonna be the full six hours. They've probably set themselves up for anything going wrong by adding extra time into the expected.
-
2 RepliesEdited by StringingPilot: 6/22/2015 3:20:55 PMThe hamsters running the servers had a vet appointment
-
4 RepliesAuto rifle Buff o_O ?!?
-
1 ReplyThey are playing poe level 35 with 2 randoms without mics to see if it can be done in less than 6 hours!!
-
14 RepliesHonestly I'm worried they are going to nerf hand cannons... Fate bringer you have served me well but good bye because of all the pvp cry babies
-
They are adding the content for TTK, so it will be ready for release come the date.
-
2 RepliesThorn now ticks twice and does 9 damage each.
-
2 RepliesThey're nerfing Thorn.
-
4 RepliesYou know that one spirit bloom right at the start of the nexus strike? Well it was too far to the left. They have a team going in to move it safely to a more revealing spot so it can get some love too. And yes. It does take 6 hours. I mean, have you ever tried to move one of those things without rupturing the orb and have the spirit seeds fall out? They rot and become basically a planet wide problem. They become radioactive If left exposed.
-
They will do nothing. Then tommow update as usual and implement things done today? Probly nothing major crash fixes, disconnects. Be nice to see some real fixes matchmaking, auto rifles but don't get your hopes up.
-
Probably testing ttk content
-
Trying to stop the cheating in trials, will fail and there will be more broken crap and bans going on this weekend, enjoy
-
Considering it's server maintenance it's probably them addressing a lot of the errors people including myself have been getting. Plus probably the ground work for the new mechanics coming in the next dlc expansion.
