Nothing is more entertaining than receiving hate mail after a crucible match. Especially after shutting someone's streak down in the Trials.
My friend and I were going for our first flawless (we ended up getting it!) and we had someone who had already done it, helping us. With like 3 wins left, we came across a group of babies who ended up just sitting and dancing at spawn after the first couple rounds because we were owning them. Because the guy helping us had the emblem, they thought we had all done it. So we received messages like "take it easy!" and "uve done this already!" and my all time favorite "ASSHOLESS!!!!!"
It was very entertaining!
If you've gotten any hate mail following a crucible match, I'd love to hear it!
*Edit* Keep the stories coming guys! I love reading them.
I just wanted to share another hate mail that I received a few weeks back.
I was doing basic crucible but I wasn't having my best round. I ended up with a kd of .73 (I know, it's embarrassing) and after the match I saw for a brief second yellow wording at the bottom of the screen for a reward but I didn't have time to see what it was or who got it. It ended up being my first Hawkmoon! A couple seconds later a message pops up saying these exact words: "usuk ass bitch"
I about died laughing!
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I danced cuz I won a ToO match and the other clan messaged me cursing me out and saying that's disrespectful I was legit on the other side of the map dancing....
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Edited by EKTitanReaver: 5/27/2015 8:56:01 AMmine hate mail i got was [b]"Damn desperate for those kills ....no skill so worried bout losing......"[/b] i just told him he was salty. He then replied with [b]" naw not really.... just looked at a low life that has to cheat to get his way an need to use power weapon cuz he his compensating for something lmao.....just shows how low u can to to get with no skill in crucible an scared to look bad..." [/b] I forgot what i told him after that message he sent me. He replied with this [b]" I didn't use power weapons to get myway an i still put u down a hilla lotta times lmao.....i had a good kd besides ur lil crying self to get your way"[/b]. If your wondering what I did I nova bombed him and one of his teammates going for heavy, and I didn't realize it was match point when I did noticed i danced lol. This on may 15th a bit ago.
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I love hate mail! Let the hater hate, it only makes me more powerful :3
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5 Replies*wonders why never gets hatemail post crucible matches* *checks own KD* *gets coat*
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It was down to a 1v1 on the heavy ammo around during trials and I was dead, but the enemy alive was the one who killed me. I could see his glow though the walls. He was running in from the sunny side spawn and my friend was at the top of the bridge. I called out his location and my friend shot a rocket at the corner before either of them could even see each other on the radar. Two of them sent us messages accusing us of hacking and said they reported us after that game.
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After a rare win in Trials for my team (yeah sorry, not much success there in week one) I got two messages from an opposing player. 1.) GG (good game) I replied "likewise". Then 2.) Nice lag. Wtf.
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Something came in the mail today… [b]DEEZ NUTZ![/b] GOT EEEEEEEMMM!
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1 ReplyI've never sent any hate mail haha no matter how bad I lose in trials I'll just send over a good old "gg" usually I get the replies such as "yeah you too" or "you really made us work for that win" I like mutual respect a lot more haha
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Actually got my first bit of hate mail just this weekend! Ended this team's scorecard going 5-4 on them. Got accused of lagging the game so we could win. It's funny, cause the little bit I lagged for I held myself back so I wouldn't lose them the game on it. Dude was just sore I triple downed on a lightning grenade for the win.
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I got one today where I FoH a guy on Control A at Exodus Blue. He sent me a message during his respawn about how I had a shotgun but still used FoH and that I should kill myself. After a back and forth, and him speaking bout going 9-0 on Trials, I told him good luck in life and that he needs it since he's raging about a video game and proceeded to block him. I would have ignored him but well I had some time lol
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"You guys suck. I bet your sorry asses can't even take down Skolas." Only I had already beaten Skolas 5 times by Monday.
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1 ReplyWas playing rumble. I was doing super good with an AR (before patch) and i get 2 hate mail at the end saying stuff like "STOP RELYING ON EXOTICS SCRUB" [spoiler]i was using the rifle you get from the intro mission[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesI get tons of hate mail... But then again check my k/d and you will see why. I take dumps on people on the daily in crucy
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1 ReplyWhenever someone says "fck you" just say no thank you. Tho I remember someone messaging me saying "I bet my dick is 3x bigger" so I just said 3x0 is 0 so you have a nonexistent one? Then he called me a btch and I just said I'm a female born the year of the dog. Then he said he'll report me for hacking/cheating the game, but if I remember correctly I was around the bottom of the leader board.
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1 ReplySome guy told me congrats on having no life but instead of insulting back I played along and now we are cool and trials teammates
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1 ReplyWhen I went 8-1 in Trials I said "Well...shit." I then went to the lake for a soul searching afternoon of "what ifs".
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During trials I was told that I was a -blam!-er and to go back to CoD. Only I've never played CoD..
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My kd is crap but I send messages after I've won to the maccas internet users that teleport and take six shots , two malee to kill
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i love sending it to the tryhards that need crutches to win MUAHAHAHAHAH NO SHAME
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3 RepliesHate mail? What is this dark souls!!!
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1 ReplyThe hate messages was probably not for you its for the guy who was carrying you.
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We are three sun singer warlocks using thorn and snipers and we 5-1 these guys and I got a message after the first round saying fuc k you and after the match he said we couldn't have won without blink and felwinters lie hahahaha.
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I make it a point to t-bag every felwinters lie user I come across Got a "u play like a bitch" once to which I replied "that felwinters tho" he and/or she never replied back.
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I get a good mix of giving and receiving - mostly giving lol. It's a bad habit and I'd rather not do it, but damn if people aren't cheating with those lag shields god damn WTF. I do get a big laugh though when the odd guy accuses me of cheating :D
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3 RepliesI got almost 60 kills in a control match in Twilight Gap. I kick -blam!-ing ass with the invective on this map. I was level 31 and the 2nd highest person on the map was level 25. Me being the highest. So they are all bs players. My first life I get 20 kill streak. I'm destroying everyone. As soon as someone shuts me down. I get shit from him. I'm his only kill of corse. "Ha bitch sit down and jack off while the real players fight." I say "ok". no response. I see him sniping all the way across the map. No kills because he thinks he the shit when that's exactly what he is. But he sees me. Starts shooting at me. I sit down. (He told me to^) and then he shoots me. Worth dying to be a smart ass. "Ha did your mom teach you how to sit on her like that". It's obvious now that this kids 12 and has no life. I spawn back in and Continue kicking ass. 15 kill streak. He comes up behind me with a sniper and tries no scoping me. He Misses and I get shit from him because I killed him. I killed him 4ish more times in that match. Ended with 59 kills. 15 of them him. It's a sad world we live in where little kids think they are the shit even tho they have no hair on their dicks. It's bad shit crazy. Well That's my story. It was a fun time dealing with a little shit. And then evicting him. That's what the invectives for after all.
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I Lol so much when this happens to me, I tell them #titanmasterrace and get gud and I block them and delete he message still laughing