Nothing is more entertaining than receiving hate mail after a crucible match. Especially after shutting someone's streak down in the Trials.
My friend and I were going for our first flawless (we ended up getting it!) and we had someone who had already done it, helping us. With like 3 wins left, we came across a group of babies who ended up just sitting and dancing at spawn after the first couple rounds because we were owning them. Because the guy helping us had the emblem, they thought we had all done it. So we received messages like "take it easy!" and "uve done this already!" and my all time favorite "ASSHOLESS!!!!!"
It was very entertaining!
If you've gotten any hate mail following a crucible match, I'd love to hear it!
*Edit* Keep the stories coming guys! I love reading them.
I just wanted to share another hate mail that I received a few weeks back.
I was doing basic crucible but I wasn't having my best round. I ended up with a kd of .73 (I know, it's embarrassing) and after the match I saw for a brief second yellow wording at the bottom of the screen for a reward but I didn't have time to see what it was or who got it. It ended up being my first Hawkmoon! A couple seconds later a message pops up saying these exact words: "usuk ass bitch"
I about died laughing!
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3 RepliesWell if you showed unsportsmanlike conduct post round then you deserve the hate mail. Which, by reading this post, you seem like the sort of low life jerk who would t-bag a group of casual players from round 1 to 5.
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2 RepliesI remember one time I saw a quy with an incredibly negative KD get a Thunderlord on my team, I messaged him saying "Just no." He immediately messaged me back saying "Oh yes."
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I never get hate mail. Opponents are happy I'm on the other team.
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1 ReplyI don't send hate mail. It doesnt accomplish anything other than making you look like a sore loser. Last night me and some friends tried a trails passage and got our asses handed to us. One if the guys on the team that dealt the final blow got a message from me jokingly thanking them for the ass whooping and wishing them luck on the rest of the passage. I think people forget it's a video game way too often.
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16 RepliesNot in ToO, but still funny - I was playing rumble, using a shotgun. I get a message from some dude, saying: "You know, there are primary weapons in this game too. C[b]u[/b]nt" So I responded, "You know what, you're right." and proceeded to kill him with Universal Remote for the rest of the match.
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2 RepliesI got accused of t-bagging a guy. I told him i was just trying to give him cpr.
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I was doing the iron banner and I got a 4.0 KD with 34 kills. Anyway, I was able to find Felwinters Lie in the dark corners of time of that match. I was able to get a piece of hate mail quoting " So you got Felwinters Lie for being a pussy and running around with a shotgun and the last word, congrats bitch now fûčk off and get good at the game" All I did was crack up laughing! I sent him a message saying " Now I have a better shotgun to run around with. So guardians it's better just to not leave hate mail. And that's it for now guardians, and as always Become Legend!
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I send more good game messages than bad ones. I only abuse laggers after matches and that's only when it is clear that they are cheating.
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1 ReplyWhy do people glorify being assholes? I don't get it, is it because it seems so humorous to enjoy ruining someone's day? And people wonder why humanity has gone down the drain, it's because people don't have consideration for others.
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I was playing rumble and the guy in 1st needed like 100 points and needed about 500. All a sudden I went off and ended up winning. He messaged me saying "I hope you get ran over by a bus"
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Going 3-0 down in a trials match and my friend getting teabagged. He, not being a player you want to annoy, goes on to wipe them 5-3 almost single handedly. We gather round the teabaggers corpse and teabag him consistently after we beat them lol. Such fun revenge. Only teabaggers will get teabagged! P.s. only message I've ever sent was to a group we beat 5-4 and the best game I've ever had in trials. It was crazy.
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1 ReplyPeople have accused me of cheating or say that I am a cheap player in every FPS game I've played. I joined an Iron banner match where the fireteam of 6 already took both heavies and my teammate left right after I joined. I died twice in a row before the spawn flipped and then I went on a 17 kill streak 1v6. I then left the match because someone was at the door and came back to a bunch of hate mail and accusations. I've also gotten hate because I own anybody that teabags me. One guy teabagged me and I killed him 9 times in a row and teabagged him every time, the last time being after the match ended so he had to sit there and watch and he sent me like 4 voice messages saying how shitty of a player I am and a whole bunch of hilarious condescending remarks. So satisfying owning people that teabag. Many other stories from MW3 BF3 and even Destiny
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4 RepliesI've sent so much h8 mail, I've actually developed writer's block. I'm out of insults now. No more fresh ideas
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A full fire team of my clan mates and I were playing Iron Banner this weekend. We got owned in one match. It was sad, but we were having a good time. After the match one of my clan mates said they received a message from someone on the opposing team saying we were "A bunch of Scrub Lords". I told her she should send a message back saying, "No. That would be Scrub Ladies to you, Pal". (We're a clan of women.)
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Edited by Bishop1982: 6/8/2015 10:44:17 PMThis happened to me last night in IB, I was using my 34 Warlock with the ram helmet & was owning people. I got a message after the win with some guy saying "Mod much, fag*ot?". I told him the Ram helmet gives you a little more armor. I honestly don't even know what "modding" means, I was simply having a good match. Just because he didn't kill me with 2 melee hits he accused me of somehow cheating. I agree, those messages are fun to get. I just replied back & told him not to be a sore loser.
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Edited by CaVeMOnkeY17: 6/8/2015 6:41:37 AMLol I see all these messages that people get for using thorn...I never get hate when I use thorn. When I use no land beyond on the other hand.. you would not believe the amount of salt. I could fund lays for a decade.
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Edited by TheLastShepherd: 6/8/2015 7:48:33 PMI had one the other day had me in tears Laughing! Playing hardline with 3 other clan mates and one of them gets this message saying "you guys aren't even good at the game" just as my friend read it out I ran in a room with this guy and his whole squad. I killed everyone lol we msg back saying "we play for fun chill out" and get one in return saying "well invite a brother!" lol
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2 RepliesI got one after sniping on Shores of Time "Stupid American Scum using a LP2 HACK Aim Bot." To which I replied "lol get gud" To which he replied "I just reported you to my friend, he's an Xbox Admin, best 10£ I've spent"
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Never gotten hate mail. Probably because I'll just beat them again if they send me some! Lol
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1 ReplyI have over 5000+ thorn kills. Where's my mail?
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Why would someone say that just cause you got a hawkmoon? Like it was your fault, and trials is pretty serious, i havent tried it because i cant form a team and even if i did we probly get shredded.
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I never get any hate mail! .... ....Its probably because all the losing......
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1 ReplyWhile playing ToO after beating a team I received about 15 messages in a row asking to do Skolas. I guess they posted my Gt on destinylfg. Anyway my teammates and I thought it was hilarious! Some people just can't take losing.
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I remember getting a voice message of some lad claiming he has my IP address saying he was gonna ban me for a day then he goes on to say he will carry on banning me if k keep it up XD then he sent me another voice message saying he was gonna find me and shoot me XD good luck there champ...
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I got a message from a guy in trials. 34 with max thorn and matador. We went 5-0 on them. Met them halfway and won every round. He messaged me: "-blam!-ing -blam!-"... I replied "lmao" then he said "you're lucky I'm stuck with these scrubs I'd -blam!- you up". I laughed.
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Edited by Weekend Zombi: 6/8/2015 7:41:05 AMSo i just got a message saying "nice job cheating and still losing" so i reply with "lol what?" and he replies with "you know what you did". I go "no not really" he then replies saying that I "kicked his teammate out of trials and he won 5 - 1 in a 2 v 3 and that its all recorded so i'm going to be banned". Now i was skeptical because in all the games i have played tonight no one has lagged out so i thought he was full of shit. I add him as a friend and i go look through his clips and sure enough their is a screenshot of him having won 5 - 1 in a 2 v 3..... but it wasn't against me. I checked my games and I haven't played against this kid, i have no idea why he thought it was me or how he even got my gt considering my gt isn't even close to any of the people from the game he was talking about.