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4/25/2015 9:04:28 AM
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Who is smoggypluto?
I've been hearing of someone named smoggy pluto. Are they real or just a made up thing. Also I read some funny stuff about them so let me hear some funny stories you guys might have about him. Made up or not.
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#Destiny
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4 RepliesHe's the hero Destiny deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. Da real mvp.
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see about 6000 years ago pluto went through its Industrial age, with all the factories and refineries working over time to speed up the dildo production all the smog filled the air, cause global warming and everything started to freeze. then they were invaded by tiny purple orangutans armed with banana bb guns, the plutonians in there last ditch effort sent the last born child in in the cryo fleshlight and sent him on his 59XX year journey to earth. when it arrived on earth a little note was found stating it came from the smog cloud on pluto, hence the lil wankers name smoggy pluto.
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5 RepliesI pray to Smoggy every night, hoping for a Gjallarhorn to drop. My dad calls me a f*****. I call him a c***. He slaps me in the back of my head and sends me to go to sleep. I know he is only jealous of SmoggyPluto and his Gjallarhorn. I am crying now. I feel a warmth on my neck. It's SmoggyPluto! He leans close to me and says "I'd like to show you my Black Hammer." He picks me up with his mind, and puts me on my hands and knees. He turns on my ps5 (yup) and loads Destiny. He gives me the controller, real good. I proceed to suck at Crucible. It hurts so much, but I do it for Smoggy. He let's out a mighty roar as he fills my... [spoiler]Vault with many Gjallarhorns.[/spoiler] Now I am very happy. My dad walks in, and Smoggy turns to him and says "Git gud filthy scrub!" He leaves through my window. SmoggyPluto is love, SmoggyPluto is life.
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One of the first people to do terribad in PvP and get an exotic
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1 ReplySmoggyPluto caught all the Pokemon. He is the one that scatters the dragon balls. He can, does and continues to believe it's not butter. EA buys dlc from him. He is the one that puts whoop-ass in cans. He one got a hole in one on a par 5 without ever touching the ball. When he needs a cup of sugar, he simply walks into Mordor. Santa puts out milk and cookies for him. When Kenny Loggins sang about the highway to the danger zone, he was talking about a trip to SmoggyPluto's house. He has won the Daytona 500 sixteen times. In a Flintstones car. He is the reason Waldo is in hiding. Haley's Comet only comes around to visit SmoggyPluto.
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It was a different time, a different enemy. Sixty men, from Tier One teams, were sent to face down a force of five hundred enemy fighters. Their objective: to force the Darkness back from the Last City, and keep its occupants alive. For three days, they held their ground, but the enemy's numbers were too great. The sixty were cut down to fifteen. They wouldn't last another night, and the enemy knew it. Under the cover of darkness, they evacuated the city, sending only one of their own to lead the way. The rest returned to the line, and took up positions beneath the bodies of their fellow Guardians. As they lay in wait, the blood from the dead poured over them. The dirt stuck to their skin like a shroud. Changing them. Anointing them. When the enemy drew near, the remaining fourteen rose out of the field of dirt. They were like ghosts that couldn't be seen, using Light their enemies couldn't defend against. When the they ran dry of ammunition, they used their supers...and when their supers ran out, they used their hands. When the dust and dirt had settled, only one of the enemy had survived. He was picked up in the Cosmodrome, wandering aimlessly, traumatized. He expressed warnings to others of a force so menacing and unbeatable, it could only be described as supernatural. He called it..."SmoggyPluto".
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He was that guy who pulled bottom of the list in crucible and got Ghorn
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2 RepliesMost people believe that crota kneels to our rockets, but he is actually praying to smoggy for help in battle.
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Everyone saying who Pluto is has better lore than bungie..
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It's the new planet Bungie are giving us from the Solar System. It's SmoggyPluto.
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He is our god.
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3 RepliesSmoggyPluto's story actually started rather unremarkably. For starters, he used to make glimmer by borrowing the sweepbot's broom to clean up the debris out of loot caves back when the Vex Mythoclast would perform miracles- like turning guardians into whine. You read that right. Anyway, times were hard, and he was eventually faced with a life changing choice; join the crucible and hope for the best, or become just another one of Rahool's many concubines. While the thought of Rahool's glistening polygonal, purple treasures repeatedly falling onto his forehead did excite him, he chose the crucible. That's when he became legend. One day while in a losing fight against an elite squad of resurrection addicts, Smoggy was cornered with one bullet remaining in his uncommon pistol. As his enemies began taunting him, he aimed not at them, but to the sky above. For seemingly no reason, he then fired his shot into the unknown and was promptly executed. Then teabagged. Then danced on. Witnesses say a female Titan sat on his face with the force of ten Vaalus Ta'aurics... But as the smoke cleared, a golden beam engulfed his ghost and bestowed upon him the launcher of launchers. It was Thursday night you see, and Xûr was on his way to the tower. It turns out SmoggyPluto had shot right through Xur's ship hull, ricocheting off the softly vibrating coins between his legs in such a way that it released a Gjallarhorn from his rear cargo hold. To this day, Xûr has always been two coins short of a full coinpurse, and no longer travels to the tower with Gjallarhorn in his wares... Lest SmoggyPluto decide to shoot "aimlessly" again.
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Edited by QuinnyRealman: 4/30/2015 10:54:22 AMI heard the story of SmoggyPluto, and I relay it to you all now. Make of it what you will... Smoggy was an unassuming young guardian, fighting the darkness, scrabbling for loot like the rest of us. A mortal. A nobody. When on patrol in the Cosmodrome, Smoggy came across the loot cave, although it was not known as such at the time. Venturing in, Smoggy discovered that the cave went on for miles, stretching into the unfathomable blackness. Continuing on, with only the light of his ghost to guide him, smoggy came across an old man, sitting at a table. Surrounding the old man were thousands of engrams, of all different colours. The old man beckoned Smoggy closer, and bid him choose an engram. Smoggy hesitated. Was it a trap? Littered on the floor where what looked like the remnants of broken ghosts. Previous victims perhaps? Smoggy reached out for an engram, watching the old man all the while. The mans face never changed but Smoggy could see a bead of sweat running down his temple. Smoggy pulled out his common pulse rifle and set about destroying the engrams. With each one that shattered, the soul of a guardian was released, with a sigh of pleasure. Finally, smoggy turned to the old man, "give me what is in your robe old man!" The man smiled, and produced two engrams. One was white, common. The other gleamed gold, exotic. After what seemed an eternity, smoggy decided. He chose the common engram. The man decoded the engram, revealing the awful majesty of the Gjallarhorn, most fearsome of the rocket launchers. "You have chosen...wisely" said the man. "You have conquered me, and Rngesus, now go forth and forever walk in the light." Smoggy turned to leave, but suddenly a never ending wave of hive spawned. Fighting his way out of the loot cave, he asked one final question: "who are you old man?" But the old man was gone...
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Smoggy Pluto has so many Gjallerhorns it has created a galaxy wide shortage.
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Smoggypluto completed destiny. Twice.
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You know the slogan for Destiny? "Become Legend" Yeah, it was inspired by Smoggy Pluto's actions.
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Atheon has to ask SmoggyPluto permission to open the timestream; it let's cold air out.
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I heard he goes into men's bathrooms and watches people, through the cracks of the stall, and waits patiently so he can burgle their turds.
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4 RepliesTripleWRECK told SmoggyPluto to kill himself. He was found dead the next day. [spoiler]tripleWRECK, not SmoggyPluto. [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHe can beat the hulk at arm wrestling. He can run faster than the flash. He's better than yoda at force shenanigans. He's cooler than Samuel L Jackson. He's smarter than Einstein. He's sexier than Brad Pitt. ( my wife told me ). PRAISE THE PLUTO AND YOU WILL PROSPER
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4 RepliesI am SMOGGYPLUTO [spoiler]see photo[/spoiler]
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Not sure what his story is but he helped me replace an exhaust pipe on my ship when I was stuck in orbit. He broke down his gjallahorn and used the tube as my new exhaust pipe. Nice guy actually!
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I've seen like two of his posts before
