So when I get I get my Hunter to 32 does that make me a born again virgin? Because I've heard a few insults before thrown around about guys with all 32s must be virgins. So if this is true, Destiny is a higher power right? Someone needs to explain this theory to me, I must be mistaken. My whole childhood and young adulthood has been built upon a foundation of lies.
Edit 1: Deej assures me that they are currently engaged in working on a patch for this. The future is bright guardians!
Edit 2: It is official, I am a born again virgin. Thank you Bungie!
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Not hard if you plan. Before starting a new character put all your armor engrams in the vault so once you hit 20 decode them.for gear specific for that character. I had an exoctic (courtesy of xur engram) and at least two purples for each armor category took all of 10 minutes to go from 20 to 27. After a few rounds of bounties I got to 30. Only setback was raid boots took a while for those to drop.
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1 ReplyLike it takes so long to hit 32... Try one maxed character of each class in WoW back before it was easy to get xp in that game too... Lmao granted the time to hit 32 is RNGesus dependent. Hitting 20+ can be done in a day easy.
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15 RepliesI am 14 so its okay for me to be a virgin with 3 32s :)
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Take a poll maybe they'll be honest
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1 ReplyNot exactly, u could have just had rngeasus on your side the hole tine playibg destiny
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I have 5 32's a 31 and a 29 but i play this game with both of my sons
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2 RepliesYes. I was a level 30 when my daughter was born. Now that im a 32, i dont know how i was able to iimpregnate my girlfriend since im a virgin.
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2 RepliesWell yes, plus the graph of grimoire score (x-axis) to penis size (y-axis) has an approximate slope of negative -.00169. Thus, someone with max grimoire has a penis of approximately 3 inches. [spoiler]That is y=-.00169x + 8 [/spoiler] Prove me wrong
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2 RepliesTheory. Dudes with great gaming abilities can get laid. Fact. The ladies are not impressed with game stats. When you talk about it, they go back to talking to themselves in their heads about what a loser you are.
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3 RepliesI've got 3 32's. My girlfriend and I live together. There is no correlation between procreation and and destiny.
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Sometimes I wish I was a virgin again, I'm too old and corrupted now...
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I lika da sexi time withd da women
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2 RepliesHaving 3 characters at 30 before TDB took WAY longer than it takes to get to 32 now. With luck you can get to 32 with maybe 3 weeks of completions of Crota. VOG was way more random with its armor drops and it took forever.
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1 ReplyGame has been out for a long time JS
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5 RepliesHey if you got 3 32s and are still a virgin, don't worry there is always a mountain troll lurking in every bar 130 am dying to get railed
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4 RepliesGot 3 32s all different classes. Sex is not an issue.
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Edited by CivilLuke : 4/7/2015 5:18:22 PMI have 2 32's, and a hunter two pieces from 32 that I made 2 weeks ago. Have all exotics but Necrochasm. I'm an engineering major and i fornicate frequently. Lol. edit: I sleep a healthy amount as well.
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1 ReplyIve got 3 32s, and get laid whenever. I dont think Destiny & sex go hand in hand, atleast for most people. I know some of you weirdos try -blam!-ing your female characters
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1 ReplyYou're like 3 months late scrub
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Edited by Un1337ninj4: 4/7/2015 5:12:54 PMI've a 32 and two 31s (see the time spent on 'em) and I'm a virgin. Still confused as to why lack of a sex life is any sort of insult. Perhaps anyone with above 2700 GS?
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4 RepliesAt this point a retarded chimpanzee with 1 arm could have 3 32's. DLC has been out for like 5 months...
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Damn!
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Somebody commented this on my thread earlier It made them sound extremely naive and childish throwing around a "insult" like that. If anything they were insulting themselves by even thinking that was funny let alone realistic or logical.
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1 ReplyI'm married, so definitely still a virgin.
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13 RepliesEdited by CauseforAbortion: 4/7/2015 9:40:15 PM3 level 32s of different classes All exotic armor pieces All exotic weapons Work full time with at risk kids. Live with my girlfriend who I've been with for 5 years who is bi-sexual. We've had 3 girlfriends I think so far. Just because your lucky/good at video games, says nothing about you other than you have good hand eye coordination and enjoy video games.
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1 Reply3 32s, full time job, part time school (getting that BA cause I'm a BA), and healthy relationship. Boss mode?