So when I get I get my Hunter to 32 does that make me a born again virgin? Because I've heard a few insults before thrown around about guys with all 32s must be virgins. So if this is true, Destiny is a higher power right? Someone needs to explain this theory to me, I must be mistaken. My whole childhood and young adulthood has been built upon a foundation of lies.
Edit 1: Deej assures me that they are currently engaged in working on a patch for this. The future is bright guardians!
Edit 2: It is official, I am a born again virgin. Thank you Bungie!
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One of my friends who has three 32's, most of the time makes his gf to give him a blowjob while we raid.
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4 RepliesAvg 7 min for sex if ur an alpha male 1hr (BS) but anyway raid takes few hours tops so just pop 7 min and get back to raid she wants another round tell the guys or girls to giv u 7 min and if ur an alpha you should live in your girls Vag hell i am a virgin and I don't have 3 32s I got a BS job. BS job = virgin amirite
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1 ReplyI'm a hardcore Virgin!
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By praying to the mighty god of RNGesus (praise the sun) one embraces the power of the vër-jin. A mighty power indeed that will help fulfill all goals. I imagine that is what you must have gotten those "insults" confused with.
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well I would have 2 at 32 but I accidentally deleted the gauntlets on my warlock...
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6 RepliesIt's not like it's a huge grind to get to 32. You only have 1 shot per character per week to unlock the things you need to get to 32. 3-4 hours per week for 2-3 weeks will get your characters to Lvl 32 unless RNG hates you.
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7 Replies3 characters at 32 = messed up priorities.
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1 Replyhaha had 3 32s For about 10 weeks, and engaged with 2 kids? virgin i think not lol
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Well you better call me Mary, cuz I've got a son and I have 3 32's.
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1 ReplyI'm not a virgin but I am married, so close enough hahaha!
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1 ReplyI bet your mom had sex with her brother and made you
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The games been out for 7 months; if you've had it since it came out you should have 3 32s by now
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32 is a joke 3 30s pre dlc = virgin
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1 ReplyNo...
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2 RepliesI wish it did, I have two kids lol
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7 RepliesI have 2 kids. I adopted them. FROM A GROCERY STORE PARKING LOT. Lol, jk.
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4 RepliesIf you get a good enough raid team together you can do 3 crota runs in 2 hours...even someone really considers that being a no life or virgin then maybe that person is just use to playing angry birds on the shitter.
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8 RepliesPeople will insult you for anything. 3 32s- Virgin <3 32s- casual/Christmas n00b Low KD- Useless n00b stop playing the game High KD- Scrub w/ Thorn/shotguns/Bladedancer
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3 RepliesDamn.... I guess I gotta go tell my girlfriend I gotta become a born-again Christian and remain abstinent. Some dude on the internet has an assumption.
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2 RepliesOp is fgt
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Plays destiny= Virgin
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3 RepliesWhen you finally receive that final upgrade, you will ascend and understand all. Until then, your puny 31 brain could not comprehend what a 3x 32 is
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3 RepliesNo you are mistaken. It all started when the 1st ant fell off his Nintendo ds the a lion destroyed vallhalla and the reeling casted a spell upon the number 8, 8 year Olds are often virgins, 3+3+2=8, 3+3+2= THREE level 32 characters with the help of VoG because It involves time, the amount of time it takes to get 3 level 32 characters therefor this spell makes you a born again virgin through the power of the Virgin mary... And that my children is the full explanation of how octopuses do photosynthesis...
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3 Replieswell me and my gf have been dating for 2 years...so u are wrong
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2 RepliesIf 3 32s makes you a virgin, then I need to ask my wife who she slept with to make a baby. This is a confusing time in my life.