Like, what if by killing bosses on each mission, you're ending a life with so much more to it?
What if Sepiks had a wife? What if the Nexus was fighting for equal rights in Vex communities? What it the Archon priest had a brother who he had a grudge against for so many years, but was planning to set things right the exact day [i]after[/i] you lit him on fire and burned his corpse?
What if the Gatelord was pregnant? Those tiny Vex babies could've been born the next day. But no, because mommy's eye ball was ripped out of its socket by a bad man so it could be used to open a really big door.
What if Crota was on his way to buy a ring for a very special hive-girl-thing so he could propose?
I'm tellin you guys, it really makes you wonder...
[b]Edit:[/b] I love the fact that people think I'm being serious lmao
You're all so good at doing sarcasm ;)
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I tried to stop my fireteam members, but they wouldn't listen.... They just kept shooting... Curse you, Black Hammer....
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1 ReplyJust imagine all the bosses as Al Sharpton, then you will have no moral issues
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Idk tbh, they tried to kill me. All of them...must die.
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This!
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Liek if yu crei evreitiem
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1 ReplySee, this wouldn't be a problem if you had Smoggy in your fire team. Every boss would just quit to orbit, leaving behind Ghorns for everyone.
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Huh, I just assumed that one of the future raids would involve traveling to Sepik's house in the Fallen suburbs and killing his wife and children. And then after the raid, one of the guardians would be vomiting in the driveway and saying "My God, I think she was pregnant too. I just can't keep doing this. This is wrong." And then another guardian would say, "Suck it up, guardian. We still have to kill Phogoth's developmentally disabled nephew in a nursing home on the other side of the Cosmodrome before noon."
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1 ReplyWhat if the speaker is a virgin and this while thing is just a ploy... What if the reason the stranger is staying as aloof as possible is because the speaker is obsessed with her so she has a restraining order against him? What if the whole reason we are fighting the vex is because the speaker wants their teleport at ion and time travel capabilities so he can track down the stranger? What if the vex are a special crimes unit investigating the speaker for his deranged perverted proclivities?
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Edited by Squeeze A Snack: 2/18/2015 12:42:15 AMLook Urzok should not be hated, I would expect he is a hero on his home world, There is probably a holiday in his honour, not to mention his awesome k/d ratio compared to any guardian, I mean your lying if he hasn't chased your sorry ass around the warsat,. He is loved by his mother, which I suspect is some kind of Phogoth,/Croata love child. So tip your glass to Urzok, Im sure we are all hated on his planet.
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What if atheon teleported us just to show us how beautiful Mars and Venus looked but no you shot him in the face and stole his shield instead
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Standby I'm cutting up an onion so I can shed a tear.
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I'm a bad man, it's what I do. I would kick puppies for a chance at Ghorn.
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2 RepliesI absolutely loved this post!
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5 RepliesYou have a point... But Phogoth looks like the type of guy who jerks off all day, so i don't feel bad killing him
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2 RepliesOnly feel that way in fallout. Sorry Megaton...
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Edited by Der_Peevmeister: 2/18/2015 12:18:25 AM"Fight or die, kill or be killed. Resist or serve." [spoiler]im super cereal[/spoiler]
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No worries, they are all actors hired by Bungie to pretend dead and they get paid at the end of day then go back to their families.
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A theory I saw made me stop and think. Atheon. It's root it more or less atheist. So what if he was against the vex gods. And if we didn't just barge in and whoop his ass he could have helped us. Again. Just a theory I saw.
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NAH we kill aliums aliums bad because... because... my head hurts.
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Me and my fireteam used to make up stories for bosses. Phogoth was pissed off because his boo thang promised him some afternoon delight, said she liked S&M - so she chained him up, but then left him & took his wallet. She said she wasn't in to "abominations". So naturally Phogoth wants to kill the first thing he sees which happens to be the Guardians who come in through the door. Rough day.
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I do think about all that stuff. It's why I keep killing them all.
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I don't think about... I mean, they will just be alive the next time someone (or myself) goes to the strike or raid again... no point in caring. :-p
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1 ReplyWhat about taking pikes? Does the damage (we do) come out of their paycheck?
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1 ReplyIf I could I would take their wallets too.
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2 RepliesHow high are you?
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4 RepliesThat part about me was true sadly :(