.. it's not time to pull out a packet of potato chips and painfully eat them with your mouth open into your microphone while the rest of your team mates are trying to finish the fight without you. You're already dead, don't become a distraction.
Pro tip: spectate your remaining team mates. With a 360 degree view of every surviving team mate, you can still contribute.
Even pro-er tip: mute yourself, I know it's hard to believe, but the sound of you eating isn't nearly as fun for the people who have to listen to it.
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11 RepliesI just unplug my headset. Its seems like common sence and honestly anyone would would just stuff their face with their mic on is super ignorant and I would leave anyway.
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When I die I light a cigarette take a piss if needed making sure my boom mic is off pour me something to drink and give everyone input of their surroundings. Can't stand people who eat on their potato chips while playing it's like nails on a chalkboard
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Last night in a Croat hm, we all died except a 31 after killing her. Poor dude and his IB had to clean up all the Knights with a two level deficit to finish the cp. Queue in crunching, general chit chat and 5 people calling out warnings, yeah lots of stress in clutching it. He did it and we moved on. But was quite a time.
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1 ReplyWhen I die i make my way to the fridge grab a beer come back and yell stupid shit so Everyone can hear sit down put my headset back on and blame it on someone else in the party until they drop it
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4 Repliesmy fave is when you can hear a TV blasting, their wife/gf/kids hollering in the background, and all of it is stuttered because their mic only picks it up sometimes (prob not on a headset)... THROATPUNCH!!
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(Casually eats all the crunchy food with y mic on just to annoy you)
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2 RepliesLike everyone starts eating chips when there dead...
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*CRUNCH* *WET CHEWING* Puts hand in bag Try's to find certain chip Shakes bag up Sounds like paper *crunches on chip while going back to wet chewing* Rinse and repeat
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Cheese puff break! But I do mute the mic
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I stand back up with my crutch
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4 RepliesI unplug my mic and kick back
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6 RepliesI'll make sure to munch extra hard just to annoy people like you.
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I unplug my mic before pulling out a bag of cheese puffs.
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I get my cigarettes and just watch. But i rarely die
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2 RepliesPro tip for you : Get better teammates and not fat one that die because they are hungry again
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7 RepliesI love when my dead teammates warn me of shit behind me.Kinda complimentary that they would choose to spectate me over the other living players. If I died I'd either help my teammates,or play with my phone if they're in a position where my spectating wouldn't help.
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I Just quote one of my favorite lines from Tommy Boy. "I can hear you getting fatter" Sometimes it gets a laugh, other times it's silence and the crunching stops. Then I feel bad for at least 3 seconds
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When i die its gameover
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Edited by Fail_Face: 2/12/2015 2:36:46 AMsometimes i die on purpose so i can crank up Smash bros on the wii u for all to hear...
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I'm giving back to the wonderful people of destiny, I'm not asking for a follow or a friend request. I'm simply just going to give people of the destiny community a chance for a exotic, I will host and if your high enough level each week with all of ur characters come!!! I'm hosting the exotic chest in VoG hard, (can't get to it? I'll show you :) ( our world is filled with heartless people and as a gamer, I can at least give something back, I don't have the riches and stardom by any means, but to put a smile on someone's face can mean more than paycheque. Happy gaming my gt: DrunkLikeAHobo (xbone)
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10 RepliesPotty time!!
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3 RepliesEdited by F1nner: 2/12/2015 1:44:25 AMI hate when I'm in a raid and someone joins the chat who ISN'T IN THE RAID. Then they are narrating their every move in what they are doing. You aren't in the raid, why do we have to hear you say "Oh shit, how did that thrall kill me?? Oh man you should have seen this!" Or people in your raid that when everyone says "wipe" they say " hold on I'm trying to get to this section over here." (It has nothing to do with the gameplay they are just adventuring) then they get there and say "guys look where I am, guys look what I'm doing." I don't care, I want to raid, not watch you run around. I was with a kid last night(he was a great player except for this shit) when we finished the bridge in crota and we needed to wipe for the shrieker chest he says "hold on I just need to open these doors." He runs to all the doors the enemies come out of and opens them. For no reason, I hate this shit.
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Change the title to "pro-tips for the obese"
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5 RepliesWell luckily I'm the sword bearer. If I'm dead so is everyone else....lol
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Haha. First look around and help us out. Second, mute your mic so we can't hear your help. Honestly I'm in agreement with you though.
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I apologize when I die then try to assist by calling out things out of the spectated person's line of sight Mmm. Potato chips