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Edited by niceboy03: 1/9/2015 9:59:31 PM
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Best pick up lines ever

Tell me your best pick up line and I'll shall tel you if it made me moist or dryer than a desert. Here's mind, "-blam!- me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Stacey? Oh, wait, what's that? I'm wrong :0!? Well I guess you'll have to -blam!- me then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" that gets the bitches nice and moist. [spoiler]that and 100 dollar bills[/spoiler] Edit- Guy: I'm gonna follow you home Girl: hmmm, why? Guy: 'cause my mum always told me to follow my dreams. Girl: ooh that's so cute come closer so I can give you a kiss Guy: *walks in for a kiss* Girl: *pepper sprays guy and kicks him right in the nuts* Moral of the story, bitches ain't shit.

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