Free health care
Best pot in the world
Everyone loves us
We're polite as -blam!-
Our hockey team kicks the crap out of yours even though we only have 27 million citizens!
Theres more people in california than all of canada and we still kick the usa's ass at winning gold medals cuz we're winners
We are the only country to burn down the white house. And we are the reason it was painted white!
We invented basket ball and penicillin.
Proven warriors during ww2
canadians report in
Forgot to mention
Tim hortons
Stronger beer
Best lakes nd fishing in the world
Pretty much best anything when it comes to nature
In bc I can ski in the morning and go surfing in the afternoon
Cops just confiscate your weed and smoke it later, no jail time.
And we kick ass at hockey, the most athletic sport ever. Its like the difficulty of any of your yanky sports with the added difficulty of you being On slippery ass ice! And you can even fight other people on said ice!
Tldr hockey is best sport
Did I mention we use the metric system unlike america using pre historic, less accurate units of measurement.
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well we invented the missionary position........your welcome
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1 ReplyYour cops are called mounties...
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I have the best reason there is 1.) 'Murica
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Star wars
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Canada is the best
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Bryan Adams. Here in Canada, they -blam!- you in the ears. Game over man.
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3 RepliesJustin beiber nuff said
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3 RepliesThey don't have awesome superheroes
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I'd be more comfortable with saying that everyone hates Americans as opposed to everyone loves Canadians.
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Saying all of this about Canada is like bragging to the whole world about how humble you are. Just stop
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20 RepliesNot as good as America. Last time I checked, our military could whoop your Canadian military naysay at anytime.
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Australia is best cos of edukashon an stuffffff cos reasons. Whatever!?
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Protip: Opinions≠facts
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Your hockey team is best because no one else plays hockey. Also Proof: it's Canada not the United States. Sorry to break it to you bub.
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Fellow Canadian here and have to chime in. Hockey sucks period. Terrible sport. Also there are tons of sports more atheletic. American football is waaaay better and not that CFL crap. Also would argue at some positions way more athletic. Sports in America is better in general. Sometimes feel like I was born in the wrong country. Just because healthcare is free, it is not always better. It's good for people who break bones, need organ trasnplants, or have heart attacks, but God forbid you get something like Cancer or really any kind of chronic condition. People wait several months to get knee surgery, hip replacements, or diagnosing something that could end up being serious. Definitely wouldn't want to have a huge bill for a transplant surgery and feel it should be subsidized, but would rather pay for everyday little things and not have to wait so long. Lots of people go to the states instead of waiting for things like slipped disks and other chronic pain problems. A two tier system where you could pay for efficiency would be nice. Tim Horton's isn't what it used to be. Donuts used to be so much better when they were baked fresh. Have to cringe when pot is supposed to be a big selling point. Can't even stand the smell of the stuff
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I see you Canadians aren't modest.
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Daddy's home
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EXCEPT U LIVE IN CANADA lol
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I'm not even going to say anything. Because America sucks unless you count...Uhm oh yea nothing
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5 Replies'Merica! -blam!- yeah! Copenhagen Redman Lifted diesel trucks Ariat Remington Big ol 10 pointers, beat damn rack I ever seen Wrangler Bushy George The robertsons George strait Eric church Luke Bryan Nitty gritty dirt band Justin Moore Toby Keith George jones Steve Earle Alabama Sweet tea Larry the cable guy Joe dirt Joe dirt's mullet Daisy dukes Miss me's Realtree PSE Mossy oak any other type of camo US military OORAH 2nd amendment
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But, to be fair, you were a British colony during the War of 1812. And, good job, you burned down a building with no strategic value or people there. And American Revolutionaries invaded British Canada.
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"Flapping heads so full of lies"
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I have to agree with you. Lets just be honest here, Canada is a pretty good place. The current population is closer to 35,500,000. Some other notable countries. New Zealand Australia
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Edited by IcyMeteor: 10/30/2014 12:22:45 AMYou gave us justin bieber pretty much trumps all the good things.
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My family are all from Toronto originally (generations ago) and my wife and I are probably moving there in the next few years. I've been a Leafs fan my whole life but I'm from Buffalo so when people ask "Why not the Sabres/Rangers" I always tell them I'm a Canadian American. The looks I get are amazing.