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11/30/2020 1:12:47 PM
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Your family tree as an exo
So we got Banshee-44/Clovis, he's the big cheese, the top dog, the first daddy
And biologically speaking he had a son, who then went on to have two daughters; Elsie and Ana
However as an exo you're technically Clovis' child. Meaning you're metaphorically Clovis the 2nds brother/sister, which in turn means you're Elsie and Ana's uncle/aunt
But! Since Elsie became an exo she sorta kinda becomes a child of Clovis the first by our logic, which means she's her own aunt while also your half sister
What I'm trying to say is:
.Banshee
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You and Elsie
So Banshee is your father and Elsie is step sister
And we all know what happens with step sisters.
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What are you doing step gaurdian?
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When the doom music kicks in
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1 ReplyHaha, yea, transmat firing! This totally sounds like a drifter rant.
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3 Replies*que up game of thrones theme song* [spoiler]and this is why you don’t time travel to sex your grandma folks [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDon't forget Ada-1 I know, I know the Black Armory was pretty forgettable but still.
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Everybody in my family is now part George Foreman grill.
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[i]screaming[/i]
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2 RepliesSo Banshee's all lonely with no stepsisters to save from washing machines?
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I’m glad I read this.
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Time to accidentally walk in on Elsie playing with her toy penguins
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“What are you doing big bro!”🙄😒
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13 RepliesC-can Exos even do... y’know... the thing?
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5 RepliesReading these comments is the most fun I've had in a while.
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now i want to change my character into an exo
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Step bro I’m stuck in this exo! 😆
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Ana is Clovis' daughter
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1 Reply*Alabama increases*
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single branch line
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Great?
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Here’s what it means to me for real. If I have a cousin that is a washing machine or a toaster, then I’m gonna get some of shit and never look back. Humping Robot ain’t got nothing on me!!!
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Jfc lmao
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3 Replies[quote]So we got Banshee-44/Clovis, he's the big cheese, the top dog, the first daddy And biologically speaking he had a son, who then went on to have two daughters; Elsie and Ana However as an exo you're technically Clovis' child. Meaning you're metaphorically Clovis the 2nds brother/sister, which in turn means you're Elsie and Ana's uncle/aunt But! Since Elsie became an exo she sorta kinda becomes a child of Clovis the first by our logic, which means she's her own aunt while also your half sister What I'm trying to say is: .Banshee ,| You and Elsie So Banshee is your father and Elsie is step sister And we all know what happens with step sisters.[/quote] So, what happens with step-sisters?
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1 Reply-blam!-, hell.....great post
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5 RepliesEdited by Necrogen: 11/30/2020 6:21:44 PMI know this isn't serious it's just that what you wrote made no sense. Clovis-1 and all exos that are clovis are all clovis 1. Clovis bray's conciousness is saved in the DSC system. Just like cayde. Any exo made will be clovis-1 and respectfully cayde-1. Banshee was a clovis-1 but was rebooted 43 times. Clovis-43. He was reset and called banshee-44. If I was an exo, I would not be related to clovis. I'd be related to my conciousness.
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This is the most i have laughed in a long time
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I told you I have infinity lives.
