PEREGRINE GREAVES!
What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL -blam!-ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO -blam!-S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL -blam!-ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL -blam!- THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE -blam!- OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO -blam!- THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE -blam!- DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE -blam!- OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!
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99 RepliesThe caps in this thread are appropriate.
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One please
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2 RepliesStop asking for D1 gear. If you miss them just go back in D1 then start wanking. -blam!-in paid the annual pass for a remastered D1
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I played D1 the other day with the grieves on with only one intention in mind and that was to head butt every super I saw out of existence.... it was absolutely glorious.
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No!!!! Please stop asking for old stuff, encourage progression and change. You’re not Ron, and you can never love bacon like he does!
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3 RepliesBut you can use synthoceps to donkey punch everything to death. Make sure you use the hardlight. It has no range drop off so you can shoot people in The future.
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I MISSED THIS POST THANK YOU
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Good ol days. I remember when 1v3 trials against 3 blade dancers shoulder charging all three supers in one round
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3 RepliesLots of r/whoosh in here.
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3 RepliesGAME DESTINY JA DOES YEARS I DO NOT HAVE ANY HEAVY WEAPON OF THE YEAR 1 JA MAKES THE END OF CROTA AND CRYSTAL CAMERA VARIOUS AND SEVERAL TIMES AND NEVER CAME A HEAVY WEAPON, WANTED A LOT TO GJALLARHORN, MORE TO PRA DESISTI BECAUSE SHE NEVER COMES, PRISON OF THE ANCIENTS YEAR 1 I JUST DID SEVERAL TIMES ALSO AND NOW NOTHING THAT GAME TA SACANAGEM WITH MY FRIENDS JA HAVE THE HEAVY WEAPONS OF THE YEAR 1 AND I HAVE NO STILL THAT SACK BUNGIE IMPROVES TO MY REWARDS
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Thanks for the feedback. Will pass it on to the team
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2 RepliesPeregrine Greaves [u]Peregrine Strike[/u] - Shoulder charge deals bonus damage when activated in the air. August 24, 2015 They were rendered pretty much useless because of the shotgun meta. Today I’m seeing a post of it. A rework needs to be implemented. [u]Peregrine Strike[/u] - Provides the Knockout ability and shoulder charge deals bonus damage when activated in the air. [u]Peregrine Blitz[/u] - Shoulder charge causes a wider arc explosion on hit. Deals bonus damage when activated in air. [u]Peregrine Torpedo[/u] - Significant increase in shoulder charge range detection and deals bonus damage when activated in air. [u]Peregrine Shockwave[/u] - Activating shoulder charge unleashes a wave of devastating energy which travels along the ground on use. Activating shoulder charge in mid-air deals bonus damage. Just some examples I came up with. I tried to keep it as realistic and relative to the game.
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17 RepliesEdited by Kind of Mind: 2/15/2019 12:48:29 AMTitans are the most overpowered characters in destiny that have every kind of feature imaginable Hunters get everything nerfed but remain the cool looking character to play Warlocks get their OP chance in the light intermittently but could use some work. Good job nerfing nova warp, it was broken! One eyed mask is broken. Its basically a roaming super. Wormhusk was nerfed and its plain stupidity not to nerf OEM that does the same thing plus more. And, i know that those wanting to justify a dodge activation versus a damage or kill activation will be quick to whine... Oem is 3 abilities in one. Its getting a fix! Get over it! Apex legends is waaay more fun than Destiny garbage! Even doubles was lacking and stale... it use to be my fav but bungie just doesnt listen and they dont care.
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I’m a hunter main and I fully support this cause it’s hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
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51 RepliesNerf one eyed mask to the ground
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Holy shit this post takes me back!!
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2 RepliesI hate how these titan mains whine when they get nerfed. Warlock go through getting nerfed on a daily basis. So stop all of your whining about one eyed mask or titan skate. I think that they’re lame
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So much fun in D1 mayhem shutting down Stormcallers, Bladedancers, and Sunbreakers
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3 Repliesif titans get peregrine's then warlocks and hunters deserve to get some exotics on par with both
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I miss this post man. Back when destiny was at its peak man the forums was the most toxic but a very funny place.
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this mother-blam!-er..........
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See I'd never run peregrine anyway. Once I use shoulder charge I'd have to then wait a minute for my melee to recharge. D1 peregrine worked just fine because shoulder charge wasn't your melee charge, just a stronger melee. I won't lie though if they brought an ornament that made lion rampant or dune Marchers look like peregrine I definitely buy it.
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Gets tethered... uninstalls mid-game...
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2 RepliesWhere did they say they were nerfing the OEM?
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Only people bad mouthing this post are the ones who never played D1 and didn't see the original post a few years ago Good post dude
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9 Replies2v2 currently shows how broken OEM is. The moment you have first shot on one of the Titans he and his mate know basically for the rest of the round exactly where your team is. And they had to do nothing to gain this. No skill, no aiming, nothing. Just standing somewhere and being dumb enough to get hit by a grenade or being shot at. You are forced to go all in every time because the Mask takes out every other tactical options you have. Tell me that this is not utterly broken.