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11/17/2018 12:52:12 AM
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Applications For Vice President
Here is a post for Vice President applications.
In order to choose the best VP, I need some simple questions answered:
1) Why do you wanna be Vice President?
2) What will you do to leave offtopic better than you found it?
3) Do you like the ice cream?
Especially number 3 by the way.
May the best applicant win. I’ll be posting a poll with my top three applicants after.
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Dairy contains hormones that do not belong in your body. Reject ice cream. Embrace the sweet taste of broccoli kale soup.
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[quote]I want to be Vice President to prove I can be. I would ensure the good gimmicks remain and the bad ones leave. I like IceCream, but none of that fancy shit like TripleBerry Chocolate.[/quote] ^Wyoming
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I want to be head of secret police
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18 RepliesYou are not the President!! Ethiopian hacking was involved! The actual winner was that Fury whatever 21!!!
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I will do good
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[quote]1) Why do you wanna be Vice President? 2) What will you do to leave offtopic better than you found it? 3) Do you like the ice cream?[/quote] 1) [b]UNLIMITED POOOOOOOOWWWWWEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR![/b] 2) Post some satire, bait, low-quality memes, or all at the same time. 3) How many was can a person say "yes?"
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1. Tacos 2. John Cena 3. Rubbed on my nipples
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1.no 2.nope 3.eh
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1. Sounds neat 2. Only the dankest of memes 3. Depends on the ice cream
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2 RepliesEdited by CAMMAX008: 11/17/2018 9:08:01 PMPlease read the whole thing, I genuinely had to [b]think[/b] with my brain to write some of this. P.N. Any laws I wish to establish shall be run by the official offtopic president, else they shall not count as real laws. 1. Because you [b][u]NEED[/u][/b] me; now allow me to explain why: 2. I will strengthen our borders with our neighbouring sub-forums: #destiny2, #help, #feedback and no longer will offtopic have to condone [i]post diarrhea[/i] as a result of inward migration.[url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] A sixty minute timer law shall be instated, whereby if any one person or A.I. spots a post in #Offtopic that does not belong there, they may reply to the post with a sixty minute timer warning. If you see a timer warning on a post where you deem it appropriate, then you must not reply to the post until sixty minutes after the warning was issued. After that timer, if the post is still present: give them hell. I will finally bring an end to the debate of what to collectively call the members of #Offtopic (offtopians, offtopickles, etc.) With a democratic vote via a poll which will be the be all and end all decision and this will thereby be the official name for members of offtopic. 3. Yes, yes I do.
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[quote]Here is a post for Vice President applications. In order to choose the best VP, I need some simple questions answered: 1) Why do you wanna be Vice President? 2) What will you do to leave offtopic better than you found it? 3) Do you like the ice cream? Especially number 3 by the way. May the best applicant win. I’ll be posting a poll with my top three applicants after.[/quote] 1. For the title. And to help grow the community. 2. Post more often. 3. I love ice cream. Wedding cake ice cream is really good.
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1 ReplyI nominate your aunt’s asshole. Pros: Free chocolate twice a day Cons: It smells like your aunt’s asshole
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No thanks. As long as it’s Blue Bell we’ll get along.
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1. Meme 2. Gone 3. Wrong
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Yes, yes and yes
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5 RepliesWhat if I want to apply for another position?
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I know I said these election things where stupid and pointless, and I knew if I ever ran for president or Vice President I’d never win. But I’m [i][u][b]extremely[/b][/u][/i] bored and I honestly remember offtopic bringing joy and entertainment so, let’s do this! [quote] 1) Why do you want to be Vice President?[/quote] Well why do I want to be Vice President? Well partly due to boredom partly because I want to help the people of offtopic by giving them back what they gave me, joy and happiness. And I believe you responded to my the office post, saying michal Scott. Well I can be your Dwight. Plus, I’m solving a mystery right now, why did I ever hid in the shadows because I love this place. [quote]2) What will you do to leave offtopic better than you found it?[/quote] Well, I guess the question is, what do you mean by found it. Because if your talking about when i originally found it in all its Glory before the purge? Well then I couldn’t do much besides add to the greatness. But how I see it now, after the purge? Well we will have to build it up to greatness then. But I can’t do it alone, we need a people’s republic of offtopic backing us up. [quote]3) Do you like the ice cream? [/quote] Now this is a interesting question. I love ice cream. I love it a lot. But I do happen but I happen to notice that there is a the in that. Do you like [u][i][b]the[/b][/i][/u] ice cream. Well the the in there is implying a certain ice cream not just any ice cream. So I ask you, what is the ice cream? This demonstrates three of my good quality’s. [b][i][u]problem solving[/u][/i][/b]. What is the ice cream, I’m solving the problem. [b][i][u]thinking[/u][/i][/b] I think and plan my ever move, a lot. This demonstrates my thinking skill. Now I’m probably over thinking but I can better analyze offtopic a problems. [b][i][u]question asking[/u][/i][/b] I asked questions about the world. Saying what is the ice cream instead of just accepting it was there
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Edited by Girraffalope: 11/17/2018 5:36:06 PMI want to be vice president because I'm not the president so this is the next best thing. To improve the forums I would like to lead a team of highly trained trolls to the #Destickle forum and bomb the hell out of those salty bitches. My battle plan is very in-depth and dare I say foolproof. I cannot guarantee the safety of our trolls, but it will be for a great cause. Aside from forum bombing, I would continue to make my shitty stories and random posts because VP is just a title and doesn't actually affect much. You'll probably pick someone else anyway Ice cream is glorious. I enjoy all flavors as long as it's not something your grandma would get when she takes you to the zoo
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[quote]Here is a post for Vice President applications. In order to choose the best VP, I need some simple questions answered: 1) Why do you wanna be Vice President? 2) What will you do to leave offtopic better than you found it? 3) Do you like the ice cream? Especially number 3 by the way. May the best applicant win. I’ll be posting a poll with my top three applicants after.[/quote] 1. Cause Krishna isn't around anymore 2. Increase the meme dankness by 3.5% 3. trick question
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Shaved ice is better than icecream. 🍧
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1: Because reasons. 2: Stuff. 3: I love ice cream especially chocolate.
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1 Reply1. I have the best bumps on offtopic. 2. Ill tell people to stop being jerks to furries, unless it's funny. 3. I love ice cream, and I think shave ice is a close second.
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1. Because I'm bored and the offtopic anarchist party failed so if you can't beat em join em 2. Everyone will get one ticket each that will give them access to one free sandwich and hug from yours truly whenever they need it 3. Love it, can't live without it, whoever doesn't like it is a monster
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1:bored. 2: if I had any real power, to remove all political posts. and all other posts that are uber hated here. 3. Yes. It is Tasty
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I'm not here to apply but I'll answer anyway. 1. 2. 3. Yes!
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I don't wanna be vice president. I'd just like to be you're engineering associate. I'm an engineer. If anything breaks, including parts of you, I can fix it and/or redesign it to make it better. And ice cream is delicious. I like homemade vanilla and cookie dough.
