I just hit a squirrel going 70mph in my car. How’s your day been?
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4 RepliesAwful lmao like every other day 😂
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3 RepliesHorny
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1 Reply[quote]I just hit a squirrel going 70mph in my car. How’s your day been?[/quote] ... Wait, a Squirrel was driving your car, going 70, and you hit him? I think he hit YOU!... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesI was kissed by my crush, I aced my algebra test, and I benched 80.
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4 Replies[quote][b]Begin by aligning the day’s pattern to the light. [/b][/quote]
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2 RepliesBroke out of containment
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1 ReplyI can't remember the past 2 hours of my life.
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3 RepliesNot to be a racist or offend anyone but I just imagine some old wise Chinese lady going on social media talking about how she hit and run a squirrel in her dodge caravan... We get it granny You made roadkill
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3 RepliesThat’s not cool ,hitting animals. Also ,you should drive.
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2 RepliesJust got back from the doctor because my wife has a stomach bug and keeps vomiting. Now I'm making a sandwich while she naps on the couch.
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3 RepliesA kid I went to middle school got shot at school. Everyone’s freaking out. I’m not really feeling anything.
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5 RepliesGoing swell, just got off RDR2 after some interesting shenanigans. I learned that you can kill dogs in that game.
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Purrty good.
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3 RepliesI'm not in jail, haven't been sucked into any strange dimensions, and don't have a burlap sack on my head. If I had to say, not a bad day.