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1/22/2018 11:08:03 PM
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Teacher/school logic thread
I feel like we haven't had one of these threads in a long time so I'll make one.
>teacher tells you to use the bathroom between classes
>when you do use the bathroom it always takes more time than you have
>teacher gets mad when you're late
English
#Offtopic
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1 Reply>Teacher "You have a 79.98" >Gets an A on vocab >Teacher "Nice! Now you have a 79.99" >You whore This happened to me
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1 Reply> me: can i use the bathroom? > teacher: no > me: goes anyway > teacher: go to the office for leaving class > me: my mom told me that if i gotta go to the bathroom then go > teacher: call your parent > me: i thought i was supposed to go to the office? > teacher: call, [b][i][u]NOW[/u][/i][/b] > me: *calls mom and puts her on speaker in front of class* "hey mama" > mom: "what the hell did you do if you're calling me during school" > me: i had to use the bathroom but the teacher told me no. I went anyway then she told me to go to the office them i told her you told me that i can go if i really gotta" >mom: *silent for a short few seconds* "what the hell kind of dumbass teacher doesn't let a kid go to the bathroom?" >me: "uhh, you're on speaker" >Mom: "so? She can hear me call her a dumbass. Love you" *hangs up* >Me: "didn't even give me a chance to say i love you back". > teacher: "...." > me: "...." > class: "...." > friend of mine: "This is why Ms Best (moms last name) is cool" >Me: "she's gonna beat my ass when i get home..." >Friend: "yeaaah...." >Teacher: "why aren't you walking towards the office?" >Me: "so i can walk to the office, but couldn't go to the bathroom?" *goes to office* So i got ISS (in school suspension) for a week. In the end, middle school was pretty fun.
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11 RepliesI hate these threads. I understand some teachers are dicks, but half the time you people complain about problems that [i]you influence[/i] by not giving a shit about the class or subject matter. Protip: Show genuine interest in a course and speak to your teacher directly for any inquiries you might have. -blam!- anyone who has anything negative to say about you being genuinely interested in your education. You’re there to learn, not to just be another ass in a chair. I make it a point to try and build a friendly relationship with all my professors. Since doing so, not only have my grades gotten better, the knowledge I retain from each course has increased, and my general experience in my classes is better.
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2 RepliesTeacher: Don't be afraid to ask questions Student: asks question Teacher: Did you not listen when we went over that in class two months ago?
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Edited by Brajany: 4/20/2019 2:18:37 AM[i][/i]
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3 Replies>Teacher: Showing your work is important. >Only checks the answer when grading. >Teacher: It may not seem like it now, but trust me, you'll definitely use Calculus in your adult life. >Is an English teacher. > Teacher: Don't just take the easy way out. You'll never learn anything if you always take shortcuts. >Uses a teaching guide, pre-made worksheets, and plays videos every time he/she doesn't feel like actually teaching.
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2 Replies"Make sure you take good notes because my tests will all be open notebook. In real life, you're going to have resources at your disposal. This sick game of memorization initiated by standardized testing, in my opinion, isn't really doing anybody any favors." Mind=Blown
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3 RepliesEdited by RevenantsShadow: 1/23/2018 8:01:58 PMI know a guy who went to boarding school, and he got kicked out for having a dead phone under his bed, a week before his graduation And around the same time, one of his classmates got caught watching por[u]n[/u] on his phone And this was a Catholic school
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Crap, it's been 30+ years since high school. I don't remember any specific instances, but what I do remember was that the unorthodox teachers were who really taught me. They said and did things that would get them fired nowadays.
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[i]it actually applying to anything in life. I only use stuff from my music classes. The.. the ones the school said id never use and won't help me to take...[/i]
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My elective teacher said this one recently: "I didn't give you this [i]free time[/i] to do whatever you want!!!"
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Teacher: you're late. Me: no, everyone else is just early.
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2 RepliesTeacher: [b][u]*Blames you for something you didn't start*[/u][/b] Also Teacher: [b][u]*Sides with the student that is legitimately the perpetrator*[/u][/b] [b]That moment when your teacher clearly hates you[/b]
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>One kid forgets their homework >TEACHER: You‘re all irresponsible and stupid
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Edited by Zeldasavvy64: 1/24/2018 10:08:26 PMEnglish teacher: *hands back essays* "You need to work on your spelling." *starts to write on board* "Today, we're going to talk about the PROTOGONIST PROTIGINIST PROTOGONY PRITAGINIST PROTAGI... -blam!- it"
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2 RepliesThere was a teacher who taught two grades One year he said “I wont teach this, you’ll learn in next year” Next year he said “You should have learned this last year” Luckily for me, this is just a story I heard
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>bullying is a serious issue always report it to us >reports bullying >teacher gives bully 15 minute detention also drops your name as the person who reported them >bullying intensifies or >report that someone else is getting bullied >bully receives minor punishment >assumes the person they were bullying reported them and intensifies bullying on them
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8 RepliesOh god. I had this chemistry teacher in high school. He was a long-tenured track coach, not an actual teacher. We got to the section of the class about balancing chemical equations. He basically said "I don't understand this, and it won't be on the final, so we're skipping it." wtf.
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1 ReplyTeacher: *teaches us to solve simple problems* Also teacher: *surprised we all get horrible grades at the exam which only had super difficult problems*
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>"can I use the bathroom" >"idk can you" >lemmecheck.exe >shits pants with the fury of a thousand dumps >teacher gets mad
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Someone I know once got a note for not having his hw, found it and then got another note while telling her he found it for "interrupting the class"
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4 RepliesAnime thread is better
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2 RepliesYou have a ten page assignment, due tomorrow. Also, I finished grading these assignments from four months back.
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Okay, high school level then. >teacher tells you the answers to the test >fail the test still >get a C at least in the end >do something stupid and dangerous in school >get detention and told not to do it again >do the same stupid and dangerous thing again >get detention and told not to do it again again College level: >form a well thought out email to the professor using advanced grammar and syntax >reply: "k" >late to class, rush in >professor doesn't give a shit and continues on with lecture >get dressed immaculately for class finals >professor/ta wearing pajamas to finals and sleeps during finals or is playing games on their phone during finals >brings alcohol to class on a wet campus >professor: hey, can i get some of that? >fresh out of high school college freshman says something extremely wrong and has full confidence in what they say >professor: what the hell did they teach you in high school? that's wrong and here's what really happens
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4 RepliesIve done something like this on YouTube once in the comments section of another video about it. Highschool vs college. High school be like: "If youre even a billionth of a second late to class, youre getting a demerit" College be like: *shows up early and then waits 10 minutes after class was supposed to start* "Uhh, dude. Theres no class today. Didnt you read the email?"
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4 Replies[Draw the triangle 90 degrees clockwise from origin] *accidentally makes somewhat non straight line when drawing triangle* 2.5/5+ “line wasn’t straight” IXL: 1 - a = 0.5 Me: 0.5 IXL: [b]Sorry! The correct answer is 1/2 [/b] Me: [i]are you -blam!-ing kidding me.[/i]
