Why are we mute?
What is going on with this man/woman/whatever thing!!?
Why can't we skate?
Why is the goddam Traveler round?!
[b][i][u]WHY CANT I LOSE WEIGHT AND HAVE CAKE AT THE SAME TIME?![/u][/i][/b]
[spoiler]Im growing very tired of this forum and it's inability to comprehend anything other than negativity. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyOops I created a new topic before I noticed this one but here goes.... F*** FELWINTER PEAK!! F***!!!!! If I ever make it to the top I will have to kill myself afterward for wasting so much of my life.
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1 ReplyWHY IS IT DESTINY 2 AND NOT DESTINY II?
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TWO DUCKS WERE SLEEPING IN MY BACK ALLEY A COUPLE WEEKS AGO!!! [spoiler]THEY WERE ADORABLE!!![/spoiler]
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1 Reply[b]WHY DON'T BLUEBERRIES MAKE BLUE JUICE?!?[/b]
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3 RepliesDarth Vader is Luke's dad. I did not see that coming.
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Edited by Redvingson: 8/2/2017 12:20:17 AMI WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING FUNNY BUT I'M OUT OF IDEAS SO I'M GONNA SCREAM LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. [spoiler]"GENERIC SCREAM"[/spoiler] [i]Also[/i] [spoiler][b]SYLOK, THE DEFILED[/b][/spoiler]
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16 RepliesEdited by Zero the Remnant: 8/1/2017 9:16:49 AMI'm going to get this thread some mega-bumps...with the [b][u][i]ULTIMATE TRIGGER INDUCING KEYWORDS[/i][/u][/b]... *AHEM* .... Luke Smith Josh Hammerick Mark Noseworthy PS4 Exclusives Eververse Taken Lost Sols SBMM Xurn vs Earn 3oC Throwing Knife shouldn't OHK Wombo Combo Optional MM Titan Hunter Warlock PC Master Race Meta Shotgun Sniper Nerf Streamers Youtubers ToO Carries Red Bars P2P servers 30FPS *engages hyperdrive & jumps 108 galaxies away* Edit: Updated with more keywords for extra vitriol!
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2 RepliesWhy do the -blam!-ing soccer goals have flares on top of them?!? We are hiding for our -blam!-ing lives! Tear them down now!!!
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WHY DO WE HAVE 3 CLASSES IF WE CAN ONLY PLAY ONE AT A TIME? I DEMAND TRIPLE SPLIT SCREEN WITH ALL SCREENS BEING USED BY THE SAME CONTROLLER ON A DIFFERENT CHARACTER.
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1 ReplyWhy don't the number of hot dogs in a package match the number of buns?
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AAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!
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2 RepliesWell technically you can both eat cake and lose weight at the same time so your negativity is invalid.
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8 RepliesA WOMAN'S PLACE IS MAKING ME A SANDWICH AND DOING THE DISHES WHILE I EAT!
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Actually you can have cake and loose weight. Its called getting off your ass.
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1 ReplyMoist [spoiler]MOIST[/spoiler]
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WHY ARE THEY NOT BUFFING SCORCH MORE LIKE WHAT THE HELL RESPAWN, HES SO BAD JUST GIVE HIM MORE DAMAGE OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. GOD DAMN ITS NOT HARD
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1 ReplyI need to ask you to stop. That... shouting... is making people nervous.
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Why I have to fire one extra time to kill?
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1 ReplyBungie, would you please stop prioritizing PvP content over PvE content. Thank you.
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2 RepliesLOUD NOISES
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3 RepliesWHY ARE WE SCREAMING!
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1 ReplyF$&@ THE SOCCER FIELD ON THE FARM . GIVE US A DAMN POOL TABLE!!!!!
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WHY HASNT OP MADE IT HOME YET BUNGIE?!??!!?
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The traveler is round because he is suffering from obesity. Like at least 60% of america.
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WHY CAN'T WE NERF OUR FUSION RIFLES?
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The Chickens! Deej! The Chickens!