I can't keep it because my family has too many dead bodies. It is a pretty average sized dead body that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been trying to comfort it and got it an adorable body bag with a neon zipper on it. What else should I do? Nobody has come looking for it yet. I named him Mike.
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You'll want some Astro-glide for the first day, but after a while it will seep and swell and loosen up.
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1 ReplyIt's your problem now. Best do something about that body soon...and stop asking questions. Wouldn't wanna end up like Mike, now would we?
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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I read that as "dead baby".
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2 RepliesGo bury it in your neighbours backyard and call the police on them. Should be fun.
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Is it still warm?
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If you don't already know who it is, analyse it for unique skin patterns, fingerprints and muscle deformities, then trace it back to last known addresses and people they didn't get along with. See if there are other related deaths, then trace them back to common rivalries - stalk the common rival back to his/her place of operations and take them down.
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Well, Porch Day just got dark. [spoiler]Making Memes Since '02.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Franklin: 5/25/2017 4:01:24 PM.....
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Fre sha voca do