[b]*reading the title screen*[/b]
Dad: "Destiny: Rise of Wood"
Me: "No, it's the Iron Lor..."
Dad: "Your game's preverted"
[spoiler]I'm in High School if anyone is wondering - I don't live in my parents' basement lol[/spoiler]
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#Destiny
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11 RepliesMy teacher pointed a ruler at me once saying "there's an idiot at the end of this ruler" i replied "But which end?" My father gave me a pat on rhe back.
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My dad once tried to play Destiny. He lost to a level 2 dreg as a light level 315 with a rocket launcher equipped. At least he actually tried lmao.
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Hard as IRON!!!
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20 RepliesMy son was once face timing a girl while playing on his PC. I opened his bedroom door, paused for a second and yelled at him to stop looking at porn. I then shut the door and walked off. He told me it took a lot of convincing to his girlfriend that he wasn't looking at porn and playing WOW instead . Thus the nature of our relationship. Best son a father could ask for.
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1 ReplyYour dad seems like the kinda guy who pronounces it "Pokeman"
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I'm a dad, it's what we do.
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11 RepliesWhen your dad calls your PS4 a Nintendo... #Relatable [spoiler]lol XD[/spoiler]
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I was playing with my brother once, and my mom was over his place. He died, so I started teabagging his ghost, at which point my mom put on his headset and told me to stop teabagging my brothers dead body. Yea, she's pretty cool
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1 ReplyPreverted? As in the preliminary stage of being verted?
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15 RepliesEdited by What I Look Like: 11/19/2016 3:59:37 PMDon't get all the jokes about people living with parents. My dad is 42 and has a pacemaker. He stays with his mother and stepfather, helps them pay bills for their extremely expensive house. See, it all comes down to money and real life lol. Nothing to be ashamed about at all.
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You will wake up late night just to find dad playing Rise of Wood.
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Edited by elemenopee: 11/20/2016 6:23:12 AM[quote]preverted[/quote] [spoiler]so fake[/spoiler]
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[quote]preverted[/quote] [spoiler]really?[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesSo...he caught you fappin to Mara Sov.
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0/10 not funny.
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You... I like you
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1 ReplyNot gonna lie, your dad sounds hilarious xD
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But iron is different than wood.
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1 ReplyI don't get it.
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preverted?
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2 RepliesWhere's the Lord Saladin r34 at
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Edited by Annihilator_HD: 11/19/2016 9:22:46 PMAahhh.. took me a while but definetely worth it I rate the joke 6/10 would recommend! 👍
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Classic dad joke
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2 RepliesMy dad would refer to my video game consoles as "No-Frendo's" :-(
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11 RepliesIf this was supposed to be a joke, I'm not laughing. If it is serious, how the -blam!- does your dad misread iron as wood?
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This gave me a smile because family will always be family