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Edited by Abelpr0206:
8/18/2016 2:10:17 AM
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My first thoughts about the enemies of Skyrim...
Imperials/Stormcloaks: I don't even know what this is about yet but he hit me first.
Wolves: Hey, HEY! Cut that out, would ya?
Bandits: I'm sorry, but as a fellow Thief, you shouldn't expose your name for me to kill you.
Draugr: Is that... a skeleton?
Draugr Scourge: FUS ROH WHAT?!
Dragon: Get down here, you lizard
Guards: I DIDNT MEAN TO STEAL THE BOWL!
Mages/Necromancers: Yeah, yeah, you can cast a few spells.
Vampires: Do not make me into a supernatural creature.
Werewolf: MAKE ME INTO A WEREWOLF!
Falmer: If your blind then you can't see me, right?
Charus: NONONONONONONO GO AWAY
And finally...
Trolls: WHY ARE YOU SO STRONG?!
If you liked this, be sure to check out my Destiny ones.
EDIT: Wow you guys loved this one. Since this got so much stuff and-
[quote]WHAT ABOUT (insert mob)?![/quote]
I'll make another one. So, leave requests about what you guys might wanna see in the next one.
And for those of you who asked:
Giants: Hallo friend! Wait... Why do you have- AM I FLYING?!
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1 ReplyLink to Destiny ones?
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18 RepliesYuck, you had both skyrim and destiny two disappointing games made by companies starting with b
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3 RepliesGiants: Why am I flying?
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20 RepliesMy thoughts on Skyrim enemies: Why am I able to approach every enemy with the same tactic? Dragons, Draugrs, Werewolves, you name it. All you do is get close and spam R2. Why do all enemies have the same attack pattern? Bandits have the same as skilled warriors. Werewolves attack just like bears. Where's the variety? Every enemy boils down to the same few attacks and it gets stale fast.
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I'm a werewolf and I'm proud
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Frostbite Spiders: AHHHHHHHHH KILL IT BURN IT
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What about the spiders?
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My first impression of the dragons? I just watch as they fly backwards to the Nine know where.
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Leveling with Dragonborn DLC storyline progressed: DAMMIT MIRAK STOP STEALING MY DRAGON SOULS
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What about giants?
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What a stupid thread.
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Guards is 100% accurate
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Guards was my favorite bwhahaha
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[quote]Vampires: Do not make me into a supernatural creature.[/quote] Imagine walking around for days without realizing you're turning into a vampire until you finally add all the effects up and learn how to fix it. That was my experience at least
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Daedra: GIVE ME YOUR ARMOR SET!
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Werewolves master race
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Dragon and guard are spot on
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Bandits: it's really me robbing you Forsworn: these terrorists are a lot easier to kill than the ones in R6 seige Dragons: great, another dragon soul I don't need for anything Vampires: BOW TO ME (my character is a vampire lord) Mages: my magic is better that yours Citizens and guards: most fun fights of the game I don't set foot in falmer caves
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4 RepliesIf you really want to be a Werewolf [spoiler]Go to Whiterun and talk to the Companions[/spoiler] Also a friend of mine has a harder time with Chaurus with her mod setup
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You forgot the dreaded Slaughterfish, m8.
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Just because something is blind doesn't mean it still can't sense were you are and fight you Although the falmer's blind archery I don't understand as a useful strategy
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Graybeards: Don't mind me; I'm just hitting you in the back repeatedly to farm xp.
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You forgot about the abominable snow men:). Very tough!
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Filthy Stormcloaks.
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My thoughts on the insect/arachnid enemies Holy #%@$ kill that that thing Yeah, it's a bad idea to startle me
