Comment and I'll give you something to sell. Tell us who you sold it to and how much you got for it. Be sure to give your best description of the item.
To clarify users will offer to buy the items and the person with the item can decide if they want to sell it for that price or raise it.
If nobody here is offering then make up a story and sell it to anyone.
I see that some people are not selling. What's up with that?
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1 ReplyRight here pal!
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6 RepliesShopkeeper vampirate, at your service!
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5 RepliesHolla
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20 RepliesBuy this suit! Its a nice suit tbh. Even though some guys look nice in suits, not all do. BUT WHO WOULDN'T LOOK GREAT IN THIS SUIT. Its soft, and very comfortable to wear. Look like a million bucks in this suit that is only 100 dollars. Cash, credit, or check.
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1 ReplyWho was this shiny new scooter it can go 0-100 with the power of imagination
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1 ReplyI am the sellmaster. Lay an item unto me, and see it sold.
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1 ReplyReporting for duty sir
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3 RepliesWhat the fuсk did you just fuсking say about me, you little bitсh? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the selling stuff class, and I’ve been involved in numerous clearance sales at Walmart, and I have over 300 confirmed sells. I am trained in stock market manipulation and I’m the top seller in the entire target chain of stores. You are nothing to me but just another potential buyer. I will wipe you the fuсk out with persuasion the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fuсking words. You think you can get away with saying that shiт to me over the Internet? Think again, fuсker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of clerks across the USA and your wallet is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your wallet. You’re fuсking sold, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell you over seven hundred items, and that’s just from the produce aisle. Not only am I extensively trained in vehicular closure, but I have access to the entire stock of the GM merchandise warehouses and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable cash off the face of the continent, you little shiт. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” contest was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fuсking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you gоddаmn idiot. I will shiт merchansise all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fuсking bought, kiddo.
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1 ReplyBring it!
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1 ReplyI can sell anything
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3 RepliesI am female. I can sell anything
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4 RepliesI can sell anything I'm billy mays
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3 RepliesK fgt ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
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5 RepliesLet's go.
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4 RepliesGive it to me. Give it to me like a Walmart employee.
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1 ReplyGive me something
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1 ReplyYa man
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1 ReplyI'll do it
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1 ReplyI'll participate
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1 ReplyAs long as it isn't a chimi-
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