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10/9/2015 3:00:24 AM
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What is the strangest dream you have ever had?
The strangest dream [i]I[/i] have ever had has to be one I had in 8th grade. Two of my best friends were going back and forth, saying "No you shut up" as they usually did back then. I eventually got so fed up that I went up to my friend and blew his head up. As he died, his disembodied voice called from off in the distance: "Bow to me, lowly Warrant Officer Grade 3!"
That was the strangest dream I have ever had. What is yours, Floof?
EDIT: I had a new top strangest dream last night. In the dream, a naked man who was human until his neck, which then turned into a snake, sodomized me. T'was Strange.
EDIT 2: 700 replies! I didn't think this thread would be so popular!
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I had a dream that I got chased by a Japanese garbage man chasing me with a gun screaming kunechewaw
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Edited by First Descendant: 11/25/2015 6:04:52 AMAn old black couple offered me and my 2 cousins a ride, I hopped in the car and my cousins were going to, until he said they were headed to a different city, so I try to get out of the car but can't, the door is locked I look at my cousins as the old man slowly pulls away and I'm like "WTF? Help me!" And they wave and keep walking, I turn toward the man and the old lady is turned towards me holding a gun to my chest and pulls the trigger, I wake up to my mother banging cookie pans together screaming "I DIDNT GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF YALL! YALL AINT GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!" JK on that last part, I woke up because the gunshot felt like getting hit with a giant pillow, and I thought someone was trying to wake me up haha.
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That this girl I'm friends with who is really cute and very rich became poor and ghetto and instead of her long brown hair she had blonde corn rows and instead of being the nice girl she is she was a total bitch. It was weird seeing some I know so well there exact opposite.
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I went to this forum...sh*t
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3 RepliesI once had a dream where I became the strongest, strong enough that I could defeat anything in one punch. The only drawback was that I became bald and no one recognized my greatness. Later on I sold the idea to some guy in Japan, I think his name was ONE or something. I don't know.
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1 ReplyI also had this pretty scary dream. So I wake up. (So I thought) Everything looked real. Then something screams then I wake up but nope I'm still asleep thinking I'm awake and I keep waking up in my dream multiple times seeing or hearing something scary each time Another one kinda creepy to. I'm waking outside and I see this stick guy with horns run out of my shed. Then I go to my swing set and I sit on my swing and when I look back I see this scary cat. One kinda funny. So I'm in my treehouse and I look out and there's this 8 headed giant snake thing throwing things at people. People are running and screaming. I slide down my slide and run towards the thing. Then I appear in this room and my grandma drops salad and I sweep it up. lol
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1. (6th grade) I dreamt in cartoon where my friends and I were all superheroes and attacking Castle Doom, except we were all from the DC universe. I was the green arrow dressed in black. 2. (Kinder) I was a superhero dad, I wore a blue button down with long khakis and I attacked some bad guy spies, but wherever I went I took my son in a stroller. 3. (9th grade) I almost had sex with a girl from my school who I don't even like, she was my brothers SO, weird
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So I lived in an empty Walmart made of glass. My parents were leaving, so I had to watch the dinosaur. Of course he escaped, so it went into gta style in my dream and I hunted down the stupid thing and brought him home before my parents got home.
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2 RepliesI had a dream where I was in a swimming pool then got abducted by monkeys who dragged me through a random hole in the ground then they taught me arithmetic.
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2 RepliesI -blam!-ed my mom
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1 ReplyI had a dream where I was sanic [spoiler]gotta go fast[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI had a wet dream about my cousin the other night. [spoiler]kill me now[/spoiler]
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Holy shit, where do I start? Most of my strange dreams are erotic, I absolutely hate that. I mean its nice dreaming of millions of the girl you like naked, but if its always about something sexual. Cant a guy just dream of getting a ps4 with Destiny and getting zapped into the game for a lifetime? Or becoming a Guardian? Or living in a universe with Guardians, Dinosaurs, and Dragons. Or being a Monster Hunter Guardian, meeting up with Nathan Drake, Lara Croft, Batman, Master Chief and kicking ass. Going on adventures with them? Most nights I dont have dreams at all. :(
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I was a pirate captain with this super luscious beard and mahogany peg leg, and I had this pirate ship which, for whatever reason, had wheels on it. So I was doing my thing, plundering villages and the like, then another captain came to the same town and challenged me. We dueled, we bro fisted, he won, I woke up.
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I was in a room and in front of me was a tv with zelda and a voice said [quote]do it[/quote] so I play it I get to the end and die then I rage quit but then I realise........ [spoiler]I forgot to save[/spoiler] [spoiler]I had to do this every gamers nightmare bump if you thought this was funny :D[/spoiler]
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I once had a dream where I became the strongest, strong enough that I could defeat anything in one punch. The only drawback was that I became bald and no one recognized my greatness. Later on I sold the idea to some guy in Japan, I think his name was ONE or something. I don't know.
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I always have a recurring dream where i sprout tentacles and fondle my neighbor with them, whisper in her ear, and then stab her with them.
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1 ReplyI had a dream where old men lived on the moon, but they were the most dangerous creature in the galaxy. They recharged their power by sucking energy from floating green shoes above the surface of the moon. One walk up to me, and began to scream. His cheeks split apart and blood flew everywhere. That's when I woke up. So glad I did. God knows what that dream had I store for me.
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Some whit lady was watching thriller Michael Jackson Husband is white Falls asleep Erotic dream where Michael ràpes her "She liked it" Wakes up think it's just a dream 9 months later gives birth to baby Baby is black Sued Michael Jackson centre area place On news search it up
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1 ReplyGaaarry! Ohhh Gaaarry!
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Strangest dream was I came in to this forsaken place called bungie.net/forums/offtopic. And found this thread that said post your weirdest dreams. ⛳️
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4 RepliesHad a dream where I felt someone coming towards me. I could see their outline and knew exactly who it was. As he sat on my bed beside me and slowly lean down to me I opened my eyes(Not sure if I actually did this or it was still part of the dream) I looked at him briefly and went right back to sleep. Weirdest thing ever.
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Last night could very possibly be the weirdest dream I've ever had. I live on my own, but I was back at my parents' house in the dream. I started playing the guitar riff from Led Zeppelin's "OverThe Hills and Far Away" song, to which my mom immediately stopped me and said "that song is illegal today!" Confused, I asked why. She said that there were TV commercials that played that song, and doing so conjured up the ghosts of dead racists. I told her that was the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. She turned to my sister and said, "didn't you girls see a ghost at school?" My sister said yeah, and played the commercial for us, which conjured up the little redheaded rodeo girl from Toy Story. The toy kept following me around and freaking me out.
