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Edited by ReclaimedDead:
1/31/2016 7:06:35 PM
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We Got Some Badasses in Here
Tell a TRUE story ABOUT YOU that you think is enough to make you a badass!!
EDITS/RULES
1: You are not allowed to use: Sexual Stories, Insults or get muted, no REUSED stories or OR GTFO
2: You will enter the BADASS MALL with the following passes that are awarded to you by the grade your TRUE Badass story earns: WHITE F+ COMMON PARTICIPATION PASS: For SCRUBS that don't have a TRUE story(or their story was pathetic/boring/uninteresting) and reused something like: Disney channel without parents permission and for those who didn't read Rules/Edits!! GREEN D+ UNCOMMON PASS: For SCRUBS that are slightly above the Common Pass & made up a story that was TOO SHORT & sounded like they weren't trying to make one up but somewhat amused me! BLUE C+ RARE PASS: For Badass SCRUBS that made up a story that amused me but wasn't enough to entertain long enough & for short/boring/common but true stories! PURPLE B+ LEGENDARY PASS: For those who are badasses in either made up fake story telling cause they didn't have one or think of one they could tell but still was funny & amusing!! YELLOW A- EXOTIC PASS: For BADASS people that told a true story that has earned my respect & showed why they felt determined to share that story with me that they felt made them a badass!! GOLDEN A+ EXOTIC BADASS APPROVAL PASS: This is an extremely rare pass for those who went through hell, drama, misery, harsh situations, school drama, loneliness, etc & had the guts to share it with me!!
3: If your story sounds too good to be true, I WILL ASK FOR PICS/PROOF/VID or it didn't happen and its BULLSHIT
4: Quotes from Beatriz Ramirez, "Beatriz is being a COMPLETE jackass & isn't allowed to tell a true story she thinks makes her feel badass.
5: Note: The story you tell must be TRUE as stated in the thread title:Tell a TRUE story ABOUT YOU that you feel is enough to make you a badass!!
6: I play Destiny FTW!! I LOVE ANIME!!!
7: If your interested on playing destiny, add me on PS3/4 my gamertag same as name. Im hyper & loud so if your a type of person that can't stand that, do not add & I guess I ain't your type of friend!.
8: Huge Special Shoutout Too: 9: For Those who earned the YELLOW EXOTIC & GOLDEN EXOTIC Passes!!: Greg The Dreg, Aksor Tha Arcon Priest, 10:For those who earned The Easter Egg Pass that surpasses both Exotic Passes: LordZoltan.
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3 RepliesIn 1808, a trapper named John Colter and another trapper named John Potts (the two would go on to inspire the name of the '80s hospital drama Trapper John, M.D., according to a lie we just told) set out in canoes on a trapping expedition near what is now Three Forks, Montana. Suddenly, they were surrounded by 800 Blackfeet Indian warriors on the shore. Colter decided that 2 vs. 800 were hopeless odds and surrendered, but Potts disagreed and started shooting at the Blackfeet. It was an inspiring moment for underdogs everywhere; Potts was basically Rudy. Except the Blackfeet quickly killed him, ripped out his guts and threw them in Colter's face. In that way he was less like Rudy, and more like nightmares. Via Legendsofamerica.com Though judging from his outfit, he might have just seen the intestines as an accessory. Rather than killing Colter outright, the Blackfeet decided to make the kind of miscalculation that you would think only happens in movies. They asked Colter how fast he could run, to which he replied "Oh, like, totally slower than Native Americans" (we're paraphrasing a bit). With that knowledge, they stripped him naked, spotted him a 100-yard head start and told him to run. They were literally turning his impending death into a race, with the prize being Colter's scalp. One problem, though ... Colter lied. He was actually a very fast runner. After two and half miles, he had left all the Blackfeet behind except for one. He then stopped and waited for that man to catch up. When the Native American lunged at him with his spear, he grabbed the spear point with his bare hands, broke it off and impaled the man with it. But the Hollywood movie style exploits were just getting started. And thus, the first three-legged race was born. After hiding out in a beaver lodge for a few hours, Colter swam five miles downriver, only to find that his would-be killers were still looking for him, likely shocked that someone would be so crass as to lie about how fast he could run when faced with an unspeakably painful death. The only way out of the valley he was in was through a narrow pass that was probably being guarded. So he decided to do the last thing they would expect and climbed over a mountain (still naked, we have to assume). After scaling sheer cliffs by hand, he spent the night on top of the mountain in the snow before coming down the other side the next day. After that, there was nothing left to do but walk. And walk and walk and walk and walk. After 11 days, he finally reached Fort Raymond. He was half-starved, his feet were torn and bloody and his limbs were swollen. All told, he had run, walked, climbed and swam 250 miles. After watching his good friend get murdered.
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6 RepliesI got featured on ifunny
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1 ReplyI was taking a nap, but it turned into a coma, then it turned out I died. but then i drank red bull and flew up to God and said, you best put me back on earth so i can finish my nap. and then I woke up.
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5 RepliesI'm a Turtle. *drops mic*
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1 ReplyI need no story
