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Edited by ReclaimedDead:
1/31/2016 7:06:35 PM
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We Got Some Badasses in Here
Tell a TRUE story ABOUT YOU that you think is enough to make you a badass!!
EDITS/RULES
1: You are not allowed to use: Sexual Stories, Insults or get muted, no REUSED stories or OR GTFO
2: You will enter the BADASS MALL with the following passes that are awarded to you by the grade your TRUE Badass story earns: WHITE F+ COMMON PARTICIPATION PASS: For SCRUBS that don't have a TRUE story(or their story was pathetic/boring/uninteresting) and reused something like: Disney channel without parents permission and for those who didn't read Rules/Edits!! GREEN D+ UNCOMMON PASS: For SCRUBS that are slightly above the Common Pass & made up a story that was TOO SHORT & sounded like they weren't trying to make one up but somewhat amused me! BLUE C+ RARE PASS: For Badass SCRUBS that made up a story that amused me but wasn't enough to entertain long enough & for short/boring/common but true stories! PURPLE B+ LEGENDARY PASS: For those who are badasses in either made up fake story telling cause they didn't have one or think of one they could tell but still was funny & amusing!! YELLOW A- EXOTIC PASS: For BADASS people that told a true story that has earned my respect & showed why they felt determined to share that story with me that they felt made them a badass!! GOLDEN A+ EXOTIC BADASS APPROVAL PASS: This is an extremely rare pass for those who went through hell, drama, misery, harsh situations, school drama, loneliness, etc & had the guts to share it with me!!
3: If your story sounds too good to be true, I WILL ASK FOR PICS/PROOF/VID or it didn't happen and its BULLSHIT
4: Quotes from Beatriz Ramirez, "Beatriz is being a COMPLETE jackass & isn't allowed to tell a true story she thinks makes her feel badass.
5: Note: The story you tell must be TRUE as stated in the thread title:Tell a TRUE story ABOUT YOU that you feel is enough to make you a badass!!
6: I play Destiny FTW!! I LOVE ANIME!!!
7: If your interested on playing destiny, add me on PS3/4 my gamertag same as name. Im hyper & loud so if your a type of person that can't stand that, do not add & I guess I ain't your type of friend!.
8: Huge Special Shoutout Too: 9: For Those who earned the YELLOW EXOTIC & GOLDEN EXOTIC Passes!!: Greg The Dreg, Aksor Tha Arcon Priest, 10:For those who earned The Easter Egg Pass that surpasses both Exotic Passes: LordZoltan.
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Edited by ReclaimedDead: 9/27/2015 3:46:41 AMI'm back
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4 RepliesEdited by Fenrisúlf: 8/12/2015 6:55:31 AMTrue story, I got in a fight with a couple guys (they were offending my good friend, who is really depressed, and we finally got her to go to a party with us, just to try to cheer her up), and during the fight I got stabbed in the leg. I walked to my buddies house, he disinfected, and sewed the wound up. Did a damn good job. He's planning on being a surgeon, and it wasn't exactly surgical, but he was good. Anyway, I got it checked out at a local clinic, and they said it was fine. I told them I fell on a knife. Well, that's my most "badass" story I've got. Most of this was told to me by my buddy, as I was a kinda hammered. I remember the fight, but not the wounding, and is remember going to bed. Don't remember the rest.
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1 ReplyWarning, badass!
