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Edited by SkintightJeebers:
7/21/2015 9:04:14 PM
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The DUMBEST thing you will ever hear in a Raid/Prison of Elders/Trials!
On normal Crota last week (at Deathsinger)
Me: "Dude, why are you suddenly level 29?"
Dumbo: "Because I put the chest armour on that I just got."
Me: "WTF man? Haha, put your other chest armour on for now, you're not gonna do much to these enemies at 29."
Dumbo: "I've dismantled it."
English
#Destiny
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1 Reply[quote]so when crota gets down on one knee is he secretly proposing to you[/quote]
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1 Reply(I did this on purpose) 2nd match in Trials Me: "ugh, this map again?"
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Ran Crota hard and there was this one guy, must of been no older than 10. Firstly he was a striker lvl33 who never levelled his defender subclass, He said something that made the entire fire team cringe. "Wtf why can't I regenerate health" when we all asked why he lies about doing hard before angrily, his defence was; I've done normal once. Then after we finished over the next few weeks he spam invites me whenever I'm on to help him out.
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Let me cop scorch cannon
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3 RepliesRunning crota on hard and using the middle ledge strategy. I'm defender titan and I'm running out to pop my bubble to distract boomers, this kid literally starts screaming "Dude wtf are you doing popping your bubble over there. Your going to get killed. Bring it back here and pop it so we can have weapons of light". Teamleader kicked him.
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Let's do it again ?
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2 RepliesNoob: Dude I have green jiz all on my screen ... Me : Ur marked by oracles, WIPE
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Doing Crota hard, 33 striker Titan who never levelled up defender subclass says why can't I regent health, after all the fire team attacks at him his come back is; I did normal once. He sounded like an 8 Year old. Extra info after I added him as a friend he then began to spam invite whenever I was online to help him
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1 ReplyMe: ok you guys are all 34 im assuming you all know how to beat atheon Them: well to be honest none of us have done this before. Me: what...the....f u c k *such accuracy has left the fireteam*
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1 Reply"I don't have any heavy synth" just before the 34 quodron fight and the same again at Skolas last week.
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1 ReplyEdited by BarbblerElf: 4/17/2015 2:39:33 AMMe: I'll run sword Them: okay you kno how right Me: duh Them: good Me:rockets now Them: pew pew pew Me: ... Them: wtf?!? Why didn't you hit him once Me: cause I don't hit someone when they're down -wipe [spoiler]-flushes[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHard Aetheon, all 30+ but one 20something. Looks at us trying not to get shot, looks at Aetheon, looks back. Yells leeeeroooy jeeenkins and charges Aetheon guns blazing
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1 ReplyCrota HM today Me: ok get ready for rockets Jumps on rock and hear rockets and to see him on his knees already Me: why did you guys shoot early? Them: you said rockets Me: *oversoul still going* .......let's try this again Try again Me: *gets sword* WAIT THIS TIME Hears one rocket and I sigh softly and jump up to see 20 rockets flying and hear them say- Them:OK HE'S DOWN HIT EM FALANX I stand there and just stare at Crota pretending to be TIm Tebow Them: HIT HIM *enter romantic music and Crota's sweet green face staring at mine then record rips off sound and Crota smacks me* Them: WHY DID YOU HIT HIM Me: I couldn't destroy something so beautiful *leaves lobby*
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Someone did this in my fireteam the first week TDB was released. He got the chest from abyss amd I see him at the bridge as a freaking 29. Exact same conversation. Was so mad.
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3 RepliesEdited by SkintightJeebers: 4/18/2015 11:53:36 AMHad an utter douchebag swordbearer the other day, admittedly it wasn't the best raid team but no matter what anyone did he complained. "Don't throw grenades when the swordbearer is hiding!" "Don't shoot rockets at swordbearer!" "You took Crota down too early!" "You didn't take Crota down quickly enough!" "Why didn't you take the -blam!-ing cursed Thrall out!?" - after dying picking the sword up He'd have been better wielding a tampon rather than the sword of power!
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2 RepliesEdited by UFSman: 5/29/2015 11:12:48 AMNext one later on we messing around on crota. at the death singers, just finish and one person is afk just sitting in the water underneath the crystal. we've already wiped, so it's like come on Lewis just wipe, just kick him he's away from his PS3, does anyone has his number? (At the moment I think I can't believe this, I don't belive what happen next. I'm not making it up) one guy calls Lewis's house phone. His mum picks up, he when says can you tell Lewis to go kill himself. I know we are laughing our heads off, but when his mother goes into her son's bedroom and says, Lewis they need you to kill yourself. I did not make that up.
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"Ill run relic know what to do" runs up to atheon and melees has him hahahaha
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1 ReplySome guy asked where we were all from I said Texas Squeaker: Texas? So your a redneck Me: Hell no Squeaker: I thought that's the state where people have big hair and one gun on you at all times Later At Atheon Squeaker: Are you on Venus Drunk Guy: What penis? *everyone dies of laughter* <resurrected <open the door <everybody does the dinosaur Also at Crotas End Guy: so we doing Crotas End? Me: Yes we are doing him
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*Leaves fireteam after fireteam leader kept being a dick* *Plays Minecraft PvP Factions while fireteam leader completes Skolas arena*
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1 ReplyMe: "everyone here has done Atheon? Right?" *resounding yes* I don't get teleported, then I read you've succumbed to oracles Me"what happened in there?*" Random1"I had shield but someone wasn't shooting oracles" Random2"what's an oracle? The floating glowing things?" Me"I thought you said you've done this before? Speak up next time" Random2"my bad man my bad I've only ever done it on normal...They don't show up on normal..." Me"umm yeah...yeah they do...look when you go in just look up and shoot them in the order they show up" Random2"aight" We wipe and retry he gets teleported and kills the oracles. Everyone jumps to the middle and fires at Atheon Random2"where the boss at man? I don't know where the boss at" Me"what?" Random3"is your screen black? You marked?" Random2" nah man it's just a little brighter but I don't know what ya'll shooting at" Me"you serious?" Me"how about you trying the big -blam!-ing robot in the middle of the map shooting at us right now" Random2"oh that's the boss" Me"your ass know you ain't ever do this shit before. Not even -blam!-ing normal. Why lie and waste people's time" Random2 has left the fire team Me"did you kick him?" Random4"nah he left" Me"great now his ass still won't learn how to do this fight *sigh*"
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Awesome
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3 RepliesEdited by UFSman: 6/10/2015 2:20:03 PMLast one we at the crystal, on the plate and one guy is telling us a story of how he forgot which Titan subclass he was, and tried to striker the boss and when how in pvp he put his bubble up with wepoens of light on. As he telling the story the shield has come down and they've nearly killed him, "hey guys how come no one told me we've started the thing, I'm nearly dead" he says as he runs for cover, "knight in the room"someone says guardain down. "Okay who's the dumb bastard who's down?" "The 34" "o great the sword bearer who's going to take down crota now." Guardain down it says again, "I thought we took out the Knights" I when say "Don't worry we just if to four man Croata, the idiot and boss man can sit this out" and so we did. There is that better I'll put in French if you like.
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4 RepliesNot actually during a raid, but related whilst running HoW VoG, was explaining to a friend about what we had to do, inc kill oracles, then offered to help him and the other fireteam member (one of his friends) run VoG afterwards. THE other guy...well kid...."oh I've already ran VoG" so I asked of he'd done it this week? "No I've run it once, don't need to do it again" "you've completed VoG only once?" "Yeh so don't need to again" "..........erm....ok....you realise running it every week will give you the chance to get all the raid weapons, armour and the same with Crota?" "No dude, I already ran them once and only got a couple of legs, shotgun and fusion rifle" "...........I give up...."
