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Edited by SkintightJeebers:
7/21/2015 9:04:14 PM
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The DUMBEST thing you will ever hear in a Raid/Prison of Elders/Trials!
On normal Crota last week (at Deathsinger)
Me: "Dude, why are you suddenly level 29?"
Dumbo: "Because I put the chest armour on that I just got."
Me: "WTF man? Haha, put your other chest armour on for now, you're not gonna do much to these enemies at 29."
Dumbo: "I've dismantled it."
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#Destiny
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*guy is explaining how to do confluxes to new guys as we approach it* *theyre still talking on the ledge and I get bored (just wanted that damn found verdict)* LEEEERROOOOYY- *gets squashed by the 1st conflux spawning* *whole fire team laughs*
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during abyss run me and team mate got to the bridge section. i was a bladedancer full speed. invisible. mida. the full shebang. tm was a defender titan he was on the cheese rock and i was running around and invisy dupping the mobs bridge is constructed the titan is litterly to scared to move whilest im already half way across T:- no dont leave me! take me with you! i clear the path for him and he runs past me whilest a new wave of thrall pelt towards us. T :- why aren't you running!? not hearing what he asked i preceded to yell "I'LL TAKE YOU ALL WITH ME!!!" activated arc blade and just went to town on the hive. Titan is still watching me T:- im coming to help! *lifts the drops his bubble....straight past the bridge im fighting down in to the abyss* hole fireteam lost their sh*t XD
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What's an exotic? I was like that when I got my Gjallarhorn from prison
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Edited by SkintightJeebers: 7/31/2015 6:02:34 AM"Don't worry, I'm invisible." My friend during heavy round in trials, even though he proceeded to stick like glue to our other -visible- team mate. Guardians down.
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1 ReplyLol, this thread is so old and keeps coming back. It is my favorite thread in this forum.
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3 RepliesWas thinking about this Thread this week... Here's two good gems: A Hunter in PoE - "I don't like to use my Blink strike...it never works for me." In the middle of Skolas, on the right platform getting pounded - "Hold on guys, I need to change my TV. I'm just going to kneel right here."
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4 RepliesI did this but it was just hilarious At Crota hm doing lamps: Friend: guys don't look back there are like 500 thrills. I...don't know if we will make it Me: *turns around and looks* Ծ_Ծ Me: I got this guys Friend 2: what are you going to do Me: just keep running and don't look back. If I don't make it, make sure you honor my death. Me: *runs straight at the mob of thralls* ALLAH HOOKAKBARB PRAISE BE UNTO ALLAH *shoots a rocket at the thralls literally in front me killing a lot of them* -guardian down- Everyone dies from laughing too hard
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"Why does that one glow" he said as he let himself get nuked by a hoard of cursed thrall
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So i was nkt well versed in the crota raid and my friend had a few friends who xould help us through it. Im a defender titan, so im on boomer duty. im casually just sotting in my shield like im in my own little world and all of a sudden everyone is screaming at me and i look up like "What?" and i turn around and theres crota staring right at me. I scream and try to run but get smacked out of the air and everyone laughs
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"I don't have gjallarhorn shots, I can't do it"
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19 RepliesTell me other people have done this. Me and my fireteam beat the outside gatekeeper. Me:*flies to exploding gate keeper* Guardian Down. Me: Oh crap I forgot if explodes. Fireteam: Laughter
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Must have gally... Hahaha
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1 ReplyI'm like hey, what's up, hello
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2 RepliesREVIVE THIS POST
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2 RepliesU guys ever smell ya girlfriend's butts??
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1 ReplyBut crora gear dropped getting you to level 30 instantly
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3 RepliesPlaying VOG. Templer summons his legions and someone yells "quick hide, everyone get up into the booty hole"
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1 ReplyPlayed with the same fire team since day 1. One of them says last week "if we all shoot at the same captain he will die faster" me and the other guy are like "no shit"
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3 RepliesMe: crap I got more energies.. Other guy: I got thunder lord!!! Me: lucky! Other guy: I'm gon equip it! Me: no keep your Ghorn out we need it for the next part. Other guy: no thunder lord looks cooler. The leader booted him and we waited for another guy with a Ghorn.
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Before HoW I asked my friend why he was level 31 because he used to be level 32, he said he deleted the armor that made him 32 for glimmer so he could upgrade his abyss defiant,,,
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1 Reply[quote]so when crota gets down on one knee is he secretly proposing to you[/quote]
