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Edited by afanoflafear:
8/17/2014 7:42:11 AM
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You get to choose one of these
[u]Option 1[/u]
Sex with any woman of your choice at any location of your choice for 30 minutes unprotected, if she has an STD you wont catch it, she wont get pregnant if you blow your load in her front hole.
[u]Option 2[/u]
An Xbox One + Halo: The Master Chief Collection will suddenly appear in your room or lounge (whichever location you game) If you've already got an Xbox One, just the game will appear. If you've already pre-ordered it you will find your refunded money in your wallet or Bank balance depending if your bought it with cash or your card.
So what will it be flood? 30 minutes of bliss or enjoy Halo 2 Anniversary 83 days before its release.
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#Offtopic
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2 RepliesI wouldn't have anything in the world other than this one girl right now
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17 RepliesSex. Duh. Now if this was in #Destiny and MCC was Destiny, then the poll would change. Those people are sad.
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5 Replies30 minutes is 27 minutes longer than I need [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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3 Replies
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Option 2. I'm confident enough that I could have sex with anyone anyways. Plus I could always make money with Option 2. (;
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Edited by asir: 8/18/2014 7:24:22 AMI'd have taken the MC collection if I could get the brand new xbone with it and have two xbones. But sex with ANYONE is a privilege not to be taken lightly.
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1 ReplyCan I have a custom guitar instead?
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1 ReplyThis is a pathetic thread
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Option two, I can already have sex with the woman of my dreams when I want to. I'm dating her. :P
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Edited by Creeper: 8/17/2014 10:48:49 PMHow is this even a choice? I get to have sex with ANY girl I want? This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Swiggity Swooty I'm coming for Kim Kardashian's booty.
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2 RepliesI would destroy her on some topical island at night with the stars out.........'jizzes in pants'
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1 ReplySome people dont have their priorities straight... Smh
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1 ReplyHalo MCC. Why? Because although that may be my only chance, I wouldn't have sex with someone that I don't even love. I'd settle for someone that I know I'd the right person.
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1 ReplyWhat kind if a question is this?
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2 RepliesWHO THE FUC[u]K[/u] VOTED FOR OPTION 2!?
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18 RepliesI'm a virgin and don't feel like wasting my first time on meaningless sex. Ask me again in a few years and my answer will prob change.
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Option 2. Then I'd sell it and invest the money into the stock market in some shady stocks that'll become uber successful. From there I'll be rich and thus my money will enable me to have sex with any girl I want. [i]And they thought I was stupid.[/i]
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Halo for sure. I mean anyone who has ever had sex (with someone that can be classified as hot) and played halo enough to be called a huge fan ( very small population) will pick halo. Also 30 mins is wack, with halo I can have tons of hours of orgasmic fun.
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I'd sell my Xbo and the mcc for 1170$ on eBay
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I can have sex in the future whenever I choose. I don't wanna wait for Christmas to get an Xbox One and MCC.
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...I feel like I have access to both, I'll go for the one that requires money so that I don't have to work as much and can enjoy the other thing #hashbrown
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But i don't sleep with other girls or want to play halo again when i already own them...
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Option 2. I could do option 1 whenever I want.
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Mcc and sell it probably
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Edited by MetalMario137: 8/17/2014 6:35:21 PMReally? Sex over MCC? It's only 30 minutes.... while playing MCC will last waaaaay longer than 30 minutes and for me, MCC would be the better choice (Plus I get an xbox one for free of charge and get to use the money that would've been used for the Xbox one on other things, like bills or other games) [spoiler]Plus, I'll keep my virginity...[/spoiler]
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Option two. Just imagining how high the bidding will go on ebay makes my mouth water. Apparently people were selling the ps4 for thousands after they were all sold out last year.
