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Edited by UnclePeedee:
3/4/2017 9:27:59 AM
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Kenyan man murders chicken via 'sexy time'.....
Kevin Simiyi from Kenya just was sentenced to 15 months in jail for literally sexing a chicken to death.
After Kevin was caught in the act by the horrified hen's owner he plead guilty before a judge claiming he ass-blasted the chicken because he felt too poor to approach women.
The chicken was taken to a veterinarian but died from 'exhaustion'.
I'm certain it was very tired and it's death probably had nothing to do with this guy ramrodding it in the barn house.
Truth is truly stranger than fiction.
And you guys felt bad for Harambe....
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When I saw this thread, I couldn't help but think of this clip.
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3 RepliesThe chicken was drunk and wearing skimpy clothing. She was asking for it
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Actually Harambe was our response to the animal nuts going crazy so we mocked them
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What a fowl thing to do. This is eggsactly whats wrong with society.
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1 ReplyLiterally death by snu snu.
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This happens around the world much more than you'd like to think...
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I didn't feel anything for Harambe, except unfathomable hatred for the mongoloids who turned him into a meme and thought their conduct was funny. Nothing they made was funny. This? I don't think I can feel anything besides sheer bewilderment, and sadness for the chicken. That poor bird.
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1 ReplyHow the hell did he not get clawed to death?
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1 ReplyBut now who will spread the joys and wonder of reading with the Kenyan people?
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2 RepliesWho else but Kenya?
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