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4/3/2016 5:11:57 PM
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Pink Panther conspiracy
So, we all know of a uniquely toned feline, Pink Panther.
But what do we know [i]about[/i] him? Not much, it turns out.
Look at his yellow eyes. Want to know what else has yellow eyes? [url=http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/hyperdimensionneptunia/images/7/7f/YellowHeart_Weapons.png/revision/latest?cb=20120718233727]Yellow Heart[/url].
She's known widely for having very, [i]very[/i] large breasts, in fact, larger than anyone other character in the series.
You know what else is known for their breasts? Chickens.
PETA made an claim about [url=http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/01/is-peta-penis-shaming-with-their-latest-tweet-5788848/]how a pregnant mother eating chicken can have an adverse effect on a make fetus, making their penis smaller[/url].
But what adverse effects does it have on a [i]female[/i] fetus? One would assume it would effect their hips and breasts in making them smaller, right?
Wrong.
I'll tell you what it does to females. It turns them into Pink Panther!
So remember, if you've ever wanted to have a Pink Panther, make sure your fetus is gendered a female, then eat all the chicken nuggets at McDonald's.
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What the fuuuuuuu
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3 Replies> find pink panther conspiracy post > think it'll actually be funny > its not > kills self
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[i]I found a few spare milliseconds I'm prepared to waste.[/i] What even..
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Why so many Hearts?
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1 Reply[b] [/b]
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Pink panther is the diamond
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[i] *puts on an antic disposition* [/i]
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Heavens, CEO of StasisIt's so over. - old
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2 RepliesEdited by Kirby235711: 4/3/2016 10:10:17 PMIf eating the chicken nuggets turns the child into Pink Panther, will stuffing french fries in my rectum turn me into Yellow Heart?
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Want to know who also has yellow eyes? Xehanort. Pink Panther has yellow eyes. Therefore, the Pink Panther is one of the 13 seekers of darkness.
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1 ReplyWho tf is Yellow Heart?
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No you're a towel
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1 ReplyBy this post's logic, Blanc was 1 Mcnugget away from becoming the pink panther.
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3 RepliesOr... Maybe pink panther is yellow heart in disguise!
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illuminati confirmed to control the Supreme Court, 9/11 did bush, Obama came from the moon confirmed
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3 RepliesI sell yogurt for a living.
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/198881690/0/0
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3 RepliesYellow heart's eyes are bloody orange, therefore your whole theory has been debunked
