I finally got my 1st THORN from a nightfall. I'm so hyped, Now I can play TRIALS!
Edit: I just went FLAWLESS WITH MY THORN!
Edit2: This got more comments then I expected. Let's keep it going, tell me how you got your THORN.
Edit3: Wow I just finally Destroyed Xylar. He was soooo hard.
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#Destiny
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Um #satire tag? Otherwise you'll just look ignorant and very bad at baiting.
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Vault of glass hard took fu*cking 4 hrs.
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I know I hacked the game so you could get it. (Ha I'm funny)
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I want my satire tag or riot
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Now watch me sip, now watch me lay lay
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[quote][quote]It was a stormy day in may, i was playing the level 35 prison of elders and we were fighting Skolas, this was our last attempt... We had exhausted all our heavy ammo synthesis in the previous rounds and and were making one last daring attempt. We had Skolas down to 50% health when i heard a loud thunder strike outside. "NO!" i screamed but it was too late the red and grey bar had appeared at the bottom of my screen. "Attempting to reconnect." It read. [b]"Get gud scrub"[/b] It thundered all around me, outside and inside the game. Lighting flashed all around my house blinding me, when i regained my vision this is what i saw: "SmoggyPluto has joined your fireteam." I frantically checked my screen and sure enough he was there in our fireteam, 4 in our fireteam... He spawned in with a monstrous roar that turned to a low chuckle... [b]"not today."[/b] he said. He ran to my unmoving gl itching form; my teammates screaming overwhelmed with adds. He spawned a bubble that gave us both weapons and blessing of light. I was astounded but knew that i would not last long enough... I was going to disconnect... When suddenly SmoggyPluto reached through my screen and grabbed the disconnect bar... I couldn't believe what was happening. He grabbed the bar as if it was a stick, pulled it off my screen and loaded it into his Gjallarhorn, He then jumped into the sky, a quartic jump, 5 JUMPS, he got so high he absorbed the sun and then in one swoop shot the disconnect bar into Skolas tearing him apart into nothing. The wolfpack rounds then proceed to swarm and destroy the mines we were supposed to [i]dismantle[/i] He stayed with us all the way to the treasure room but did not speak. Finally he urinated on the large chest and turned to us and said [b]"become legend gaurdian."[/b] [i]SmoggyPluto has left your fireteam[/i]. speechless me and my fireteam all opened the pee-stained chest... We all received 3 Gjallarhorns... One void, one arc, and one solar, all already fully maxed[/quote][/quote]
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1 ReplyI got mine from completing A Light In The Dark Exotic bounty
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Smoggypluto gave me mine. I dumped five Vanguard bounties all at once and got an exotic. I didn't know which one to choose. That's when I got a message from Smoggy. It said "Turn Around." When I did, I saw him standing directly behind me. He reached up and his ghost popped out. A black ghost with gold designs swirling all over it. The ghost flew to my hunters side and deposited the Thorn on my hip. Smoggy then said "Get good scrub." Before I could say anything back, he vanished. I took Toland's Legacy. True story.
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And unicorns are real!!
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Edited by MuddyMaingo: 8/12/2015 12:24:46 AMI got my thorn from xur, at first I thought you needed a thorn to get a thorn but then xur gave one to me so I could buy one with the previous thorn.
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Atheon gave me mine after I pushed him off the edge
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I got mine from challenging randel
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First time I went to the tower there was a thorn waiting for me at the postmaster.
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I got mine from a gold chest on the moon. I have a completely Non photoshopped image to prove it
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I guy got Celestial Nighthawk just now.
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I got it as a fourth option in my Elder Cipher.
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Edited by arcadecrash: 8/11/2015 10:53:50 PMI got mine by trading Xur crushed baby dreg heads [spoiler]just kidding it was really from seals[/spoiler]
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I crapped mine out.
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Death singer gave me mine!!
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Found one in the trash, left it there and that's where it belongs with all the trash players that use it
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2 RepliesGot mine from kicking the football in the tower
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Edited by brandonccg1: 8/11/2015 10:13:31 PMCurrency + velocity + television = Thorn
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Congrats I've dismantled about 10 from nightfall. They drop like candy there.
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2 RepliesBears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.