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Edited by captainnegative :
3/9/2015 6:43:52 PM
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Biggest noob in the world
So I got the last word from vog and I have been using it in crucible a lot. After doing bountys and getting the last word perk. I have been crouching around the map cuz I though hip fire was crouching and shooting.
Turns out its -blam!-ing shooting and not aiming!!!
I have been crouching through the maps looking like a -blam!-ing idiot going the same speed as a -blam!-ing retard turtle!!! Feel like the biggest noob. Plz tell me I'm not the only one who did this
Ps. English it's not my main language might be why
We'll turns out I'm the only one who ever did this
[spoiler]guardian down[/spoiler]
[b]if any turtles found this offensive I am not a "turtle racist" ah ah anyone [/b]
[b][i][u]if you found it offensive that I did not use the right therm for racisme agaits turtles I'm am sorry I am not a wordcist[/u][/i][/b]
English
#Destiny
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5 RepliesIt took me months before I realized Dead Man's Hand was just Hand Cannon kills. I thought it implied kills with almost no health left.
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Can't say I did man
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2 RepliesFirst time I fight The Walker alone in a strike. I didn't shoot at his weak spot but just aim for his head. I think it took me 30-45mins to kill him lol. I was like who the -blam!- make him so hard lol
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I think it was months before I realized I could turn on my PS3 remotely using the PS button :P
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The noobiest thing I did in crucible actually happened today. I was too focused on the match my mind one tracked. My teammate was in a 1v1 with the opponent, and I mistook him for the enemy due to close proximity with the red blip on radar. I proceeded to empty my found verdict on him and melee'd all the while wondering why he didn't die. He must've thought I was on drugs or something. Oh I also FoH'd a teammate once.
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2 RepliesDo yourself a favor and watch the all the great westerns. Heck, even watch the old spaghetti westerns. Then you'll get the idea behind fan fire and hip fire. TLW was the first exotic I got. I used the heck out of it for that reason. Such a fun weapon. Prettiest gun in the game too.
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"...ah ah anyone" Lol my brain read this with a Count (from Sesame Street) voice
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4 RepliesI'm a turtle, and I am very offended by this post. You turtle Racist!
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Edited by joshuadakilla: 3/9/2015 6:56:43 PMI was afk doing something on my dashboard and some guy came up to me with a suros and emptied nearly a full clip before he killed me lol then later the same guy was crouch walking behind me shot me in the back with a shotgun I had really low health I turned around killed him with my Red Death
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1 Reply[quote]So I got the last word from vog and I have been using it in crucible a lot. After doing bountys and getting the last word perk. I have been crouching around the map cuz I though hip fire was crouching and shooting. Turns out its -blam!-ing shooting and not aiming!!! I have been crouching through the maps looking like a -blam!-ing idiot going the same speed as a -blam!-ing retard turtle!!! Feel like the biggest noob. Plz tell me I'm not the only one who did this Ps. English it's not my main language might be why We'll turns out I'm the only one who ever did this [spoiler]guardian down[/spoiler] [b]if any turtles found this offensive I am not a "turtle racist" ah ah anyone [/b][/quote] You got a problem with turtles
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Edited by Ragnarock75: 3/9/2015 4:01:42 PMPlaying in inferno and I was camping, protecting C. Thought I heard a noise behind me, turn around and some goof from opposing team is standing there with a shotgun doing the whole teabag thing. Lol punch him twice. He dies then his team gets to c and I take them out I was laughing so hard.
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Wouldn't it then be Specists/Speciest rather than racist?
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haha!
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31 RepliesIf it makes you feel any better, after months of owning The Last Word, I never knew it was an automatic until someone told me.
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That's news to me as well buddy
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I did this too
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I can't even lie. You might actually be the [b][i][u]ONLY[/u][/i][/b] one who did this. I mean if that was supposed to be hip fire, what difference is there with other perks that say crouching increases stability?
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Well at least you admit you are a noob
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Have you never played a fps before. Hip fire is shooting from the hip..
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hahahahahaha - awesome story +1
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Not sure what about the words "hip fire" made you think crouching was involved. LOL pretty funny.
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1 ReplyI have to say this though. You are the worst idiot of gaming. Seriously you [b][i]have[/i][/b] to get good.
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2 RepliesI spent over 10 minutes trying to get from the Gorgon checkpoint up to the exotic chest while my team was trying to help me. Turns out my TV's brightness was set too low and I couldn't see the damn cave to jump into. After about 15 tries I made it... and got The Last Word :)
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Crouching is actually good. Makes you less visible on the radar. So you've actually been doing the right thing lol.
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1 ReplyThank you for clarifying that you aren't [i]turtlist[/i]
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1 ReplyBIGGEST NOOB IVE EVERY ENCOUNTERED had a guy on forums ask to get carried thru nightfall archon priest He was the last alive and he was so afraid of dying he backed up until he was out of the darkness zone and sent us back to orbit
