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Modificato da MlNGIE:
1/6/2015 7:56:43 PM
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My wife thinks she is funny
So today is my day off and I found on the dining table 6 peices of paper with the vanguard logo on them, when I turned them over she had left me jobs to do in the form of bounties. On the last one it said " since u never forget to do your bounties wink wink"
Damn
Edit1:Wow this has taken off a storm, some really funny comments
The bounties she left were so lame and boring and no xp gain or reputation achieved or SEX.
Thought the cryptarch was a bitch
Keep the fun coming guys
Edit 2: just shown my wife this and she is amazed at all the comments even though she has no clue what most of it means but what had me in stitches was her say "who's this guy calling a flower a woohoo and what's he mean by we've awoken the hive" .
English
#Destiny
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13 RisposteModificato da whizwham: 1/5/2015 9:45:17 PMGhost: "what do we do now? " You: "we go down! "
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58 RisposteI think it's sad that your wife has to come up with a way to do household duties. It kinda should hit home that your a bad husband/father if your so into games that you can't do simple things around the house to make your life better.
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17 RisposteWas one of the jobs to clean the dishes in the ishtar sink?
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Dismantle mines, yes?
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Necro bump [spoiler]leeeeeeeerrrrrrrrooooooooyyyyyyyy jeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnkiiiiiiiiins[/spoiler]
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40 RisposteIf she ever has a baby, when she's pushing the pup out put your face right next to her woohoo and scream "WE'VE AWOKEN THE HIVE"
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1 RispondiIf your wife was a weapon, she would definitely be a Gjallahorn. They're awesome, everyone wants one and they're extremely hard to find.
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Modificato da KajunKashawn: 1/7/2015 2:35:25 AMComplete 6 Patrols on House Kill Dishes in Teh sink Slay 3 fallen dregs around bathtime Complete a weekly sextivity Activate Superdad 20 times on 3 or more chirdren. Complete Laundry mission with heroic modifier active. Edit: My wife thinks she can drink me under the table. Epic fail.
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5 RispostePick up 10 Major Fallen toys Survive an encounter with SuperDad, The Raging during "A Night at the In-Laws" mission on heroic Complete 10 patrol missions at The Mall Defeat LimeStain, The Eternal during "The Will of the Wife" mission on heroic. Slay 10 Dust Bunnies after Nightfall.
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1 RispondiMelee fifty dishes with a wash cloth and dish soap, while using hot water.
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1 RispondiPatrol the lawn use Raid on Roach's Den
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52 RisposteModificato da Juggler: 1/6/2015 1:39:02 AMLoad Dishwasher. (Without Cheese) Take out trash... 2 at one time... 20 times. Complete 6 Missions on Planet Kroger and/or Meijer. Survive a Mall Strike without dieing. Rapidly put 3 Kids to bed with one Super 20 Times. Go to the Movies/Out to Eat with Heroic Modifier active. Achieve Gold Tier rating in Wife/GF Event 3 Times. Turning in Said bounty's... Priceless... it's just life and it's a bit of a grind. Edit: Making Wife/GF angry in any way will reset bounty progress... :-(
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1 RispondiBungie will nerf this. Turning in bounties in real life was not the way they intended for their game to be played!
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3 RisposteI guess your lucky she doesnt know you have 10 bounty slots now
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You should role play! You could be Crota, and after she beats you, give her the black hammer.
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THE FIRST EDIT KILLED ME
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1 RispondiAll wives think they are funny. They are not. They're amateurs, that's why I only share my bed with professionals.
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Damn, wish my wife did that. She'd come off as MUCH less of a bitch.
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WHY IS BUNGIE NOT PATCHING THIS!?!
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Lmfao the edits haha
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Bungie, wife is OP, please nerf!
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3 RisposteI'm guessing having sex is on the RNG system? You may or may not get it. lol
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1 RispondiAll that time printing and devising bounties for you to do, she could've done the dishes herself. +1 her for dodging the job and making you think it is fun to do them
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1 RispondiAwesome! Tell her you need a hot fix for hot sex! Cause your not gaining XP!
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Now have two alternates come in so they can get their grind on!
