I am not saying that you will never get laid, but you should probably learn how to reproduce asexually.
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#Offtopic
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I got more important things to then getting laid atm. If I am alone the rest of my life so be it
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1 RispondiI texted two girls today...
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1 RispondiBut...I....my mom said....... Okay :(
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Are you kidding? I was in a "relationship" when I was 14. I was pushy as all hell and we both were clingy. I regret nearly everything I did as a 14 year old.
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[quote]Are you kidding? I was in a "relationship" when I was 14. I was pushy as all hell and we both were clingy. I regret nearly everything I did as a 14 year old.[/quote]Thiiiiiiiiiiis. This shit right heeeeeere
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The real challenge is getting laid during the high school years. So many prudes looking to have the perfect guy to lose their virginity with.
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4 RisposteGirlfriends at 16 are rather pointless. Most of the time.
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2 Risposte10/10, damn good bait
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5 RisposteOh man this guy
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Sorry guys am i late?
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Modificato da Spooter: 7/20/2014 6:31:37 PMI bet you're rollin' in teh wimminz, right?
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12 Risposte>implying she needs to be your girlfriend for you to have sex with her
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2 RisposteLol, what if you have better things to do at that age?
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2 RisposteBut what if you're a girl?
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1 Rispondi>Whiteflame
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OP is a virgin.
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>is 12 >has girlfriend >many oldfomans dont >lel >topkek >( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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7 Risposte>being 16 >thinking those relationships mean anything
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2 RisposteMaybe you should take your own advice.
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1 RispondiOP is 15 years and 11 months old and just got a girlfriend.
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6 RisposteI've got less than a month guys I'm already pretty good at binary fission though so that's good
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I can produce offspring from my anus so I should be fine.
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2 RisposteI'm 16 and I have never had a true girlfriend.
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Modificato da DB5: 7/20/2014 4:13:00 PMLmfao that's not the case at all. It should be: If youve never had a relationship/sex with a girl after college, you should reevaluate [spoiler]all of us should reevaluate anyway cause we all nerds[/spoiler]
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Why should I learn to reproduce sexuality? [spoiler]*hugs monkey*[/spoiler]
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4 RisposteOp how old are you?