I just came home and caught my wife in bed with the milkman and it's because of you destiny 2!!! You made this happen. If I hadn't been so addicted to grinding quests and exotics and rewards I'd still have my marriage!!!! Ah the agony!!! The misery?!? Help me Bungie support can you find me a new wife?
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1 RispondiThis is cringe
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Soooooo nerf fusion rifles?
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2 RisposteSeems like a skill issue
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Modificato da ScriptMania: 3/24/2023 8:02:51 AMTo late, they just incinerated Amanda 🙃
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Skill issue
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2 RisposteWait…is this true? Or am I thick headed
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Outjerked again. Trey took the kids
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1 RispondiWas it the Chocolate Milkman?
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If the game ever gets good again...[i]you won't want one.[/i]
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Modificato da THA_3rd_GUY: 3/22/2023 3:37:52 PMWife: No! I offered to play Dungeons, Raids, and GMs with you! And what did you say? "That's time for me and the boys!" Well, now I've got my own Fire team! And we beat Root on Contest! What have you accomplished? You guys couldn't even get past the planet encounter! I'm twice the gamer you'll ever be! You wanted you're own team without me in it? Well now you've got it!
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1 RispondiYou should ask the milkman to find you one he seems to be good at it.
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Can I get her number?
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I guess you didn't get the memo she wanted an open marriage.
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1 RispondiThy wasn’t the milk man… that was your brother.
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You’ve been touching your toes for too long huh? That’s why your wife left you for some fresh milk.
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Modificato da AceMaverick24: 3/22/2023 1:01:26 AMMilkman? You living in the 50’s still… Mcfly? You mean in bed with the blue haired man devs.
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10 RisposteWhere do you live that you still have a milkman? 1953?
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Modificato da UKSmeagal: 3/21/2023 9:21:52 PMYou're the hamsters -blam!- now!!
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6 RisposteHaha funny but people do lose wives over video games
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