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Modificato da a_dmg04:
6/28/2019 10:34:08 PM
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GIVE PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAVES A LORE TAB
i think you know where this is going..................
[spoiler]
What if everything you ever wanted...
WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER!
THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!!
PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS!
YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY!
YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP!
YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE!
YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS!
YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY....
YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!?
YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S STAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS!
PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!![/spoiler]
*Edit* wow, made it to trending and got a Dmg04 response. Thanks everyone!
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#destiny2
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Why not man at arms deserves it after making that video it’ll be remembered forever
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They don’t kill a Titan in a bubble with an over shield anymore 🙈 they ain’t the same bad boys from d1
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49 RispostePEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAVES
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3 RisposteModificato da l Cadi l: 6/18/2019 12:08:27 PMAs far as I'm concerned that copy pasta is the canon lore tab, and nothing bungie writes there will change my mind. All they need to do is put "What if everything you ever wanted..." In the flavor text.
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1 RispondiI still don't have these it's so freaking rare to see an exotic engram on the floor. 🤣😭😅
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[quote]i think you know where this is going.................. [spoiler] What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!![/spoiler] *Edit* wow, made it to trending and got a Dmg04 response. Thanks everyone![/quote] Why They are shite
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5 RisposteI just got these per a random drop during a strike. Is that how these are aquired? Are they really any good even?
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These bad boys dropped yesterday, totally makes the 40 strikes for loaded question way more enjoyable
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It would be perfect
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Ah memories
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Texas favorite part
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I don’t want to call Bungie lazy, but I am pretty disappointed that none of the exotic armors, ships or sparrows this season have a lore tab
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Peregrine greaves needs be BANNED!!!!!! They should be classified as a WMD!!!! I was walking through the city with my child and we saw a titan. Before i could stop him he ran up to the titan touched his knee to get his attention for an autograph and his arm got blown right blamin off!!!!! Ban the greaves before more innocent children are maimed or killed!!!!!
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Not a titan but I'm getting excited for no reason lol
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seriously man, this post is the only one that matters. there should always be a lore tab on exotics. i dont know how other people feel but I enjoy reading lore tabs on exotics and was seriously disappointed when there wasnt one on one of the coolest exotics in the game. it would have been so freaking amazing if they did a reference or a toned down version of that fan written peregrine greaves text. but i would have been already satisfied with a conversation between jolder and felwinter and jolder teaching felwinter how to shoulder charge. missed opportunity bungie. exotics and special legendary armor/weapon should always have lore tabs.
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PEREGRINE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVES Fixed it for you
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And please make Khepri’s Sting work like it used to, at the very least let it grant invisibility again. .
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Lore: Will make Chuck Norris flinch.
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6 RisposteMR. TORGUE APPROVES OF THIS MESSAGE. EXPLOSIONS.
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It has one but its currently bugged out to where you cant see it. If you google it or look on reddit you may be able to find it. Its actually a pretty entertaining lore tab
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Modificato da Novastone: 6/18/2019 10:28:34 PMRead this in Mr Torgue’s voice
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Read this in Mr Torgue's voice. Was amazing 10/10.
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All of the new exotic weapons and pinnacle weapons have lore tabs, But they’re bugged.
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Can we all start referring to the “Peregrine Greaves” as the “PartyTime Pants”? Great. Thanks.
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The only real question is why this isn't the current lore tab.
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God yes do it
