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Modificato da f3line:
1/27/2019 5:41:27 PM
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(Updated) Alright I got a challenge.
Using the following greentext meme format, who can make me laugh the hardest? The format is:
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Winner is crowned in approximately 24 hours and gets to learn my initials, go!
Winner is...Liam_Gue! Well played everyone 👏👏
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3 Risposte>chain >rock >lake >profit?
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1 Rispondi> be depressed > go to off topic for entertainment > leave more depressed >??? >profit That’s how offtopic works
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>find Snowy >Annoy Snowy >make Snowy hate you >snap >Profito
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6 RisposteModificato da Darth Turtle: 1/27/2019 2:49:29 PM>Be me >lonely >Start talking to People on video game forum >Become popular on video game forum >still lonely IRL >Tfw All my friends get banned on video game forum >Stop going on video game forum >Have social skills as result of friends on forum >Make IRL friends >Not Lonely >TFW virtual friends make discord server >See yah later IRL nerds >Lonely IRL again >Write a memoir based on lonely life >People feel bad for meh >Get monies >Get IrL friends again >Profit!?
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5 RisposteModificato da OldboyVicious: 1/26/2019 11:16:28 PM>Be me >Outside of coffee shop >Caffeine.exe >3 friends with me >Car pulls up >Woman exits >2/10 >Woman stumbles from car into coffee shop >Has a hard time standing straight up >Cannot walk in a straight line >Convo with friends about drunk driving at 5pm and needing coffee to sober up >Flashback of friend with broken spine, hit by drunk driver, wheelchair for life >Bruce banner >Turning green >Full hulk mode as woman stumbles back out of coffee shop toward her car >Aww hell no! >Superhero mode >Dont drink and drive >Walk over to woman and block her path >Stern look on my face >So much disapprove >"Excuse me! I dont think you should be driving. Have a seat and sober up or I will call the police." >Woman looks back at me >Eye contact >Her eyes are clear >Not red >No dilated pupils >She speaks to me >"I'm not drunk, I have cerebral palsy and have had a stroke" >The way she talks I can tell this is true >No slurring words, just slight speech impediment >Left side of her face does not move naturally, classic symptom of a stroke >I realize my mistake >Hang head in shame >Let out a quiet shameful "sorry" >MFW >Faces of my friends as I sit back down at table (First time attempting this format)
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1 Rispondi>Wake up >Don’t want to get out of bed >Grab a towel >??? >Shower >Toast garlic bread >Pretend you’re eating breadsticks >Receive a text saying that your girlfriends parents aren’t home >Head there >Profit [spoiler]Now that I say that, I kinda wish that would be me someday [/spoiler]
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13 Risposte>Goes to Anthem >realizes it’s broken >Goes back to D2 >profit
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1 RispondiModificato da dxmf: 1/28/2019 1:38:19 AMAll of these greentexts are blasphemy Here's how to make one >be bored >get on 4chan to make funi gr33nt3xt >theonlyway.jpeg >post embarrassing story >spice it up with exaggerations and crap that never happened >theyllneverknow.gif >blame everything in said story on my "autism" >get screencapped and posted on normie sites like insta and reddit >??? >profit
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1 Rispondi>walk in bank >go to front counter >withdraw all the money >profit?
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1 RispondiModificato da WiErDScIeNcE11: 1/27/2019 9:40:46 PM>Help Americans in Revolution >French Radicalized by Freedom © >*Blam!* Maximilien Robespierre has a guillotine >Profit? [spoiler]Sips tea[/spoiler]
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4 Risposte>Have kids with Karen >Karen takes the -blam!-ing kids >kids like me more because I give them money every time they come over and I spoil them >Karen is abandoned as the kids like me more >Profit!?
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1 Rispondi>Be me, Vladimir Lenin >Sees the motherland >Idea forms >Attempts to seize control of motherland >seizes control, installs communism >rules with iron fist >dies >for the motherland >profit?!
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1 Rispondi>be me >??? >profit
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4 Risposte>Quit bnet for a year >exercise >attempt to acquire puss puss >she has daddy issues and a dropout boyfriend >back to bnet and "it's just a diet coke" > Profit!?
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Modificato da minifig13: 1/27/2019 7:50:08 AM> be me, failing mafia boss > keep telling my underlings we're doing fine > we can't turn a profit these days :( > even worse my nephew has risen to Lvl. 85 > my time here is limited
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12 Risposte>fails school >becomes stripper >profit
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1 Rispondi> sit on both hands! > have threesome! > Profit!
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1 Rispondi> get your foot ran over at work > sue work > use the money you sued to buy a sharehold in the same company >profit?!
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1 RispondiModificato da RingLeader77: 1/27/2019 6:18:25 AM>I'm having trouble fighting a Cyclops. >I journey to the Oracle at Delphi for wisdom. >I yell: > "Prophet!?"
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1 RispondiModificato da Toa167: 1/27/2019 5:58:43 AM>Big Chungus >Biggie Chungus >Grand Chungus
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1 Rispondi>Can't sell horrible coffee. >labels it as FairTrade Certified. >profit!
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1 Rispondi>open a business >sell merchandise >profit
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2 Risposte>Toast >Envelope > Profit!?
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4 RisposteModificato da NeonPropose: 1/26/2019 11:05:32 PM>opens off topic >realises I would have better entertainment stabbing my eyes with sewing pins >profit?
