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The Holy texts of the Offtopic religion
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You are Welcome, as long as you are not from Desticle forums or gaming. People exempt from this rule are Kellygreen2, DerpyTaco11, and Archival Mind.
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Desticle is not to be mentioned, no exceptions. It is to be referred to as Desticle if it is mentioned, however.
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Politics are to be discussed as violently as you wish, but be wary of ninjas on patrol.
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Religion is to be discussed as violently as you wish, but be wary of ninjas on patrol.
5)
If you put forth Religion or Politics, prepare for a downvote brigade belonging to the opposite side to invade.
6)
Gimmicks are unholy and abominations. Members of Offtopic exempt from this rule are Lootcrate, Archival Mind, Agent Wyoming, Agent Smith, Cell-3. If you would like to apply for exemption from 6, contact the 13 counsel of 6 for divine approval.
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Nothing is true. If you seek the full, uncorrupted truth, you must leave Offtopic for it.
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In the event of a presidential election, We are to hold a free-for-all style election. Multiple candidates may claim status as president, but it is up to the individual to decide who to follow.
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Tales such as Darkspire and Asterisk are welcome, as long as they stay consistent.
10)
Penis polls are to maintain perfect balance, no exceptions.
11)
In the Event of a Purge, you are have 2 options
Join the new order of Offtopic
Die with the old Order
(The later being the more admirable, prior being Cowardice)
This has been The True Holy Texts of Offtopic. Leave with newfound knowledge and bring others to Salvation.
[spoiler]WARNING: AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED FOR ACCESS TO 12.
ACCESS GRANTED
12)
In the event of a Bungie invasion of the Offtopic, we are to abandon all previous rules and begin complete devotion and worship of the Invading entity. If they are hostile, disregard previous statement and send in all remaining downvote brigades. If that fails, we fall with offtopic and our memory will live on in those that remain.[/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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If this is true, but that’s false, does this make everything Tralfsue?
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This is offtopic. You don’t make the rules. Only bungie does. [spoiler]wait if your not aloud if your from the destiny forums, why am I here? [/spoiler]
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2 Risposte[b]-blam!- ALL THAT! SMOKE BLUNTS AND HAIL SITHIS! [/b]
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1 year on bnet... a little wet behind the ears to be making rules... smh
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2 Risposte
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Cringiest shite i’ve read in a while. All these newbies. Smh.
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Question on the penis poll statement. Should they be anatomically correct with one ball bigger than the other or equal size balls?
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This would have been funnier if it was coming from Literally Moses.
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If everything is not true. Then is this false?
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6 RisposteExcuse me, but I do believe your head has become lodged deep inside your rectum there bub. Allow me to edjumacate you. There are no holy texts, we burned that shit for having the audacity to try to dictate to us what we do. Any and all are welcome upon our shores, even ignorant asshats like Art Vandelay. Gimmicks are fine, it is how you use them that matters. For any other rules and regulations you need to consult on, raise your right hand, curl in your thumb, index finger, ring finger, & pinkie. What is left is your answer. Molasses Cookies are the one true Holy Cookie and Bernthal the Great provides them. Thank you for visiting the Offtopia Visitors Center. Please deposit $5 or your soul, which ever has a squigglier value.
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8 RisposteWhy do you get to decide these?
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1 RispondiJust waiting for[i]holy text[/i] to go against me.
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[quote]1) You are Welcome, as long as you are not from Desticle forums or gaming. People exempt from this rule are Kellygreen2, DerpyTaco11, and Archival Mind. 2) Desticle is not to be mentioned, no exceptions. It is to be referred to as Desticle if it is mentioned, however. 3) Politics are to be discussed as violently as you wish, but be wary of ninjas on patrol. 4) Religion is to be discussed as violently as you wish, but be wary of ninjas on patrol. 5) If you put forth Religion or Politics, prepare for a downvote brigade belonging to the opposite side to invade. 6) Gimmicks are unholy and abominations. Members of Offtopic exempt from this rule are Lootcrate, Archival Mind, Agent Wyoming, Agent Smith, Cell-3. If you would like to apply for exemption from 6, contact the 13 counsel of 6 for divine approval. 7) Nothing is true. If you seek the full, uncorrupted truth, you must leave Offtopic for it. 8) In the event of a presidential election, We are to hold a free-for-all style election. Multiple candidates may claim status as president, but it is up to the individual to decide who to follow. 9) Tales such as Darkspire and Asterisk are welcome, as long as they stay consistent. 10) Penis polls are to maintain perfect balance, no exceptions. 11) In the Event of a Purge, you are have 2 options Join the new order of Offtopic Die with the old Order (The later being the more admirable, prior being Cowardice) This has been The True Holy Texts of Offtopic. Leave with newfound knowledge and bring others to Salvation. [spoiler]WARNING: AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED FOR ACCESS TO 12. ACCESS GRANTED 12) In the event of a Bungie invasion of the Offtopic, we are to abandon all previous rules and begin complete devotion and worship of the Invading entity. If they are hostile, disregard previous statement and send in all remaining downvote brigades. If that fails, we fall with offtopic and our memory will live on in those that remain.[/spoiler][/quote] I can [i]vibe [/i] with that
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1 RispondiRule one is bullshit, there should only be no mention of density in Offtopic and that's all it should be. [spoiler]other than that the rules are fine[/spoiler]
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HEYYYYY [spoiler]WHAT ABOUT THE DESTINY OFFTOPIC POLICE DEPARTMENT[/spoiler]
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i think you mean density
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1 RispondiDamn... forgot DarkSpire even existed...
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13 Rispostemy guy. you read the wrong texts [quote] 1) Destiny not to be mentioned, no exceptions. It is to be referred to as Desticle or Density if it is mentioned, however. 2) If you put forth Religion or Politics, prepare for a downvote brigade belonging to the opposite side to invade. 3) Gimmicks are unholy and abominations. No exemptions. 4) Nothing is true. If you seek the full, uncorrupted truth, you must leave Offtopic for it. 5) In the event of a presidential election. many people declare and HoTh attempts to provide order. 6) Tales are welcome, as long as they stay consistent. 7) Penis polls are to maintain perfect balance, no exceptions. 8) In the Event of a Purge, you are have 2 options Join the new order of Offtopic Die with the old Order This has been The True Holy Texts of Offtopic. Leave with newfound knowledge and bring others to Salvation. [spoiler]WARNING: AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED FOR ACCESS TO 11. ACCESS GRANTED11)In the event of a Bungie invasion of the Offtopic, we are to abandon all previous rules and begin complete devotion and worship of the Invading entity. If they are hostile, disregard the previous statement and send in all remaining downvote brigades. If that fails, we fall with offtopic and our memory will live on in those that remain.[/spoiler][/quote]
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[quote][quote]Gimmicks are unholy and abominations. Members of Offtopic exempt from this rule are Lootcrate, Archival Mind, Agent Wyoming, Agent Smith, Cell-3.[/quote] You saved yourself by a hair's chin mortal. \[T]/[/quote] ^Wyoming
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Destiny -blam!- yeah.
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Ummmm destiny?
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1 RispondiI think I hear a new war coming....
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Thank you holy father for these beautiful commandments
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Since when are people from gaming not welcome?
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[quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote] Thankfully whenever I see something holy, I fill it up quickly. [/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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1 RispondiIs B&W allowed. It's not that persistent
