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Me: Hello, are you a..... *Drops cards* (Thinks to self: Shit this is the second time i have done this play it cool, no crying) Her: Um.... Me: *Leans on lockers, but fails and falls down* *Begins to cry* (Just chill you got this) Her: You ok? Me: I think i just fell for you Her *Giggles* You need help Me: No, but just in case can i have your number if it happens again? Her: *Laughing* Sure *Gives number* Me: Bye! *Gets up and walks away* Her: Bye Me: I did it and i didnt cry! *Proceeds to vomit on self* *Cries*
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11 RisposteModificato da King Nanix: 8/17/2015 3:27:27 AMIf she steals your Jackets/hoodies that's how you know But the real question is how do caterpillars know they're going to be butterflies do they just start building the cocoon and be like wtf am I doing
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1 RispondiIf you piss on her, she'll know you are asserting your dominance over her, and whip out her dick and do the same to you
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1 RispondiI've learned that if you aren't sure it means no 9/10 times. They make it fairly obvious.
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It's quite simple. Wake up, get dressed, go out, walk up to her and -blam!-ing ask her. Talking to the opposite sex isn't a myserious art form. Just use your words to form a coherent sentence. It really is that easy.
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31 Risposte- She will almost instantly reply to your text messages (if she's not busy and even then she would text back as fast as she can). - She compliments you. A lot. - She will give you small hints. - She wants to hang around you all the time. Those are basically the obvious signs. Now the real question is: How do you know a guy likes you? That still remains a mystery to me.
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Toast/envelope her and if she sends seperate toast back you -blam!-
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1 RispondiIf she likes your wiwi.
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They tend to stare into my visor searching for my eyes.
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You don't. Disregard any kind of interaction with a woman. They are out there to steal your money, and they will stop at nothing to achieve this.
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Put your cock in her and if she likes it kept her
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Whip your knob out and see how she reacts, if she goes to work you're all set, if she kicks you in the sack and calls you a pig, not so much.
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She slaps a slab of meat on your table and spits a lugee in your lap
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If she eats the toast
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Modificato da xGhostface80x: 9/17/2015 11:49:42 PM[b] [/b]
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1 RispondiIf she doesn't take the money when the hours up
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Did you try giving her toast in an envelope?
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When you're asleep, she'll defecate on your chest. That's the only way to know, sorry :-\
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Toast/envelope
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3 RisposteModificato da john5550: 6/16/2015 4:44:57 PMShe takes her clothes off and says "I want you want shove your cock in my ass." Anything short of that I'm clueless about.
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When she starts hitting you and bullying you. If you're lucky enough, she might like you so much she'll skin your face like a pear.
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By asking her