Hey cutie 👋🏻😘 ummm 🙈 so this is like the first basic ✌🏻twerk move✌🏻 ummm 🙈 so this is what you do 😏 you start with your legs apart 👢....👢, you bend your legs, you arch your back 🐋, and you un-arch it 🐬, but you do it faster so it's like this 🐋❗️🐬❗️🐋❗️🐬❗️🐋❗️🐬❗️🐋❗️🐬❗️🐋❗️🐬❗️ Now it's your turn 😝😘

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To a soundtrack of insects screaming And every skin cell wheezing I picked out the liquor soaked suit for the evening and took my position steam rolled to the ceiling Greetings, these are the kids we're dripfeeding A sea of eyes light up, light up Slovenly exterior gleaming Yeah, too lucid I don't care who you wanna slap hooves with In alleyways kids swap juices and loose lipped skets and goons compare bruises I once knew this petrified wench With a musky pesticide stench She'd sharpen her nails on the walls all day and by night she would hug an electrified fence And that bitch bit my middle finger in half Faces inches apart, Had Bare weird chicks in my yard, I Stayed up and stuck pins in her heart, now We squished old flames in our ashtrays And let a moth circle our lampshades I excelled in the red blooded rampage, rocking two stumps that could triple jump mass graves Yeah Are they your teeth marks in your tail? I think they're your teeth marks in your tail Looks like they're your teeth marks in your tail Tail Yeah Is their air too hard to inhale? You said their air's too hard to inhale Pissed cause their air's too hard to inhale Hale Hale Yeah I caught the half seven to Hanoi with a steaming oven fresh cerebellum to destroy By twenty past ten I was beginning to suspect we were running out of mind bending weapons to deploy Yeah yeah City hopper This sack of flesh is my best offer I haggled till sundown, sundown Swigging liquor in death's honour Stuck a next blotter under the tongue, took a Sharp breath and punctured a lung, raise a Glass to us wonderful scum, cause I Love what us cunts have become Now I can spend my life in this field right here Your skin doesn't feel real my dear She said give sobriety a chance and I recoiled at the mere idea So tell me, are they your teeth marks in your tail? Cause you look a touch dizzy Sink another Snakebite, rack another rail What -blam!- with me Hourly trips to the moon Coughing up comet dust into the room Crowned as a king as I slip from the womb Cannonballed into this crimson lagoon Paddling out, rinsing the wounds Sipping on venom, I think I'm immune That rabid dog span on the spot with his jaws outstretched in a spiral of fumes

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Comrade, now is time for a frown, I said comrade, Steel production is down, I said comrade, capitalists are clowns, You may need to sleep on the ground. Comrade, there's a place you can go, I said comrade, you'll have to trek through the snow, you can stay there, and I'm sure you will find many ways to spend your time. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. You can have your fair share, but your own money is rare, of you the government will take care. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. Get your shovel and hoe, and harvest some potatoes, I do not care if there is snow. Comrade, are you listening to me? I said Comrade I know what you want to be, I said comrade, realize motherlands dreams, but you've got to know this one thing. Rich man, ruins world by himself, I said no man, will have personal wealth. So just come here, to the USSR, Our land stretches near and so far. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. You can have your fair share, but your own money is rare, of you the government will take care. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. Get your shovel and hoe, and harvest some potatoes, I do not care if there is snow. Comrade, I was once in your shoes, I said Comrade, we hate the Red White and Blues, I feel no man, better than me or you, the Aristocracy are fools. That's when, Lenin came up to me, and said Comrade, take a walk up the street, I made a place called the USSR. They can start you up with a farm. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. You can have your fair share, but your own money is rare, of you the government will take care. USSR, You'll find it at the USSR. Comrade, now is time for a frown, I said comrade, Steel production is down. USSR, You'll find it at the USSR. Comrade, now is time for a frown, I said comrade, Steel production is down. USSR, You'll find it at the USSR. Comrade, are you listening to me? I said Comrade, I know what you want to be.....

I'm pretty sure it's a link to some porn on openload if I'm being honest.

This, apparently.

I sent this to my wife earlier. It's a metal band with a parrot on vocals. I'm serious