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Modificato da FaZe SixtyNotfromEU:
4/16/2017 8:27:52 AM
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NERF!!!
Bruh,
The EyasLOOONA is by far the greatest weapon ever crafted by the throbbing dong of Bungie STEWDIOS
The EyasLOOONA does what every other gun in DESTINERS cant do
Bruh
The EyasLOOONA will melt your average GARDENian like butter on my burning nipples
The EyasLOOONA will 1 hit EVEREYTING!!!! BRUH!!!
Ya wanna get to the Lighthouse???
EYASLOONA!!!
The Lighthouse?
BRUH
I park my -blam!-in SPARROW at the Lighthouse cause IM ALWAYS FLAWLESS
I fire the EYASLOONA ONCE and Osiris is like, "WOAH!!! GOD A REAL BAD MOTHER-blam!-A RIGHT HERE!! TAKE MY LIGHTHOUSE AND ALL MY SHIT"
I told Osiris to go get -blam!-in lost in time and thats what he did
Bruh
I had a blue ribbon pig called GOLGAHOG
That fat, beatiful sonavbitch won me ALL the county fairs
Then that -blam!-in douche ORXY came and told me
"Hey...I like that hog ya got..seeing as how Im the TAKING OF THINGS KING...Imma take ya Blue Ribbone Golgahog"
And who would've guessed...that muth-blam!-a took my hog
I went to the moon and found his disturbed son CREWTA and told him I'm here to smack ya in the mouth with my EYASLOONA sized dick
Crewta was not amused by the fact that the EYASLOONA blew a crater sized hole in his ass and he fell over from the shear awsemonees of the -blam!-ing EYASLOONA
After putting Crewta on my knee and spanking his diamond crusted ass and went to Club Vex and looked for ORXY's bodyguard ATHEMOM
BRUH
What A BUFF BIG BASTARD
Sonuvabitch would not let me find the ORXY ship
SO
I told that big bitch
"EH!!! I GOT A -blam!-IN EYASLOONA!!!! GET THE -blam!- OVER HERE AND GIVE ME THE KEYS TO THE ORXY SHIP"
Atheom flexed his -blam!-in 12pack compact abs and threw my ass in a void of time
I ran into Osiris of all people...go figure right?
But bruh
I GOT AN EYASLOONA!!! I CAN BEND -blam!-ING TIME LIKE AN AVATAR BENDS THE -blam!-IN ELEMENTS SON!!
So I simply shot time in its smug prick face
BAAAM
Spawned in front of Athemom
He looked rather confused
It didnt matter doh
CAUSE THE -blam!-IN EYASLOONA!!!
I plugged that big bastard with 1 round
I missed
BUT ITS THE -blam!-IN EYASLOONA!!!
It -blam!-in hits even when it misses
I tore Athemoms head of his body and showered myself in GLIMMER!!
After defeting Orxy's Metal Gear-Gundam-Evajellyon-toasted bread, I found Orxy holding an auction in the Saturn Rings Trailer Park
I HAD THE -blam!-IN EYASLOONA!!!
I FIRED A BULLET, AND RODE THE BULLET ALL THE WAY TO ORXYS SHIP BRUH!!!
I then found my pet pig Golgahog
He apparently had a little fun while I was looking for him as he now had a -blam!-ing spider Crab named Terry latched to his back
After a few cuddles and belly rubs, I went on to find Orxy's VIP Pepperoni Funtime Palace Room
But some stupid fat -blam!-er named WEAVEPriest and his SupahSonic HairDryer gun had other ideas
Bruh
THE FUKIN EYASLOONA!!!
I didn't even fire the GUN!!
I just flashed that red hot magnum and WeavePriest just said
"Naw...I aint -blam!-ing with that!!"
After he scooted off I went to the big man himself
He had two of his crazy ass cousins THINGS 1 and THANGS 2
They tried to soothe me with a love song about Taking stuff and thangs
Bruh
THE -blam!-IN EYASLOONA!!!
I proceeded to not only 1 hit these two MAN SCREAMING bitches, I even did my -blam!-IN taxes and mowed my goddamn lawn!!!
WHAT WILL THE EYASLOONA NOT FIX!!!
Orxy was not too pleased with the said killing of Thing 1 and Thangs 2
He walked and gave me an long speech on how he not only took my -blam!-ing Golgahog...but now he gonna take the earth too?
............
Bruh
........
Bruh
.....Bruh
THE -blam!-IN EYASLOONA!!!!!
kaghslahglksdhagkl'saj'g!l
I walked up to Orxy and simply snapped my fingers
But since my fingers usually have a -blam!-IN EYASLOONA IN THEM, I EYASLOONAED THIS MOTHU-blam!-A WITH EYASLOONA DUST!!!!!!!!!!!
After exploding into a shower of glimmer and salty tears, the EYASLOONA even solved the all world problems and even managed to fix me a gourmet meal straight from St.MissySprings, Italy
LOTS OF -blam!-IN SPAHGETTI WITH A HINT OF -blam!-IN EYALOONA
Needless to say,
If ya aint got an -blam!-IN EYASLOONA
Ya not playing the game right
Pffft
Me
I like a challenge
Cause playing with -blam!-ING EYASLOONA is playing the game on SUPER EASY MODE if ya ask me
Trials of Osiris??
-blam!-DAT
TRIALS OF -blam!-ING EYASLOONA!!!!!!!
In short
EyasLOONA is the best gun ever..........period
[spoiler]Moderator edit: This thread has been updated with tags that are more appropriate.
Feel free to private message the moderator who moved your post, link to topic, for further clarification about why this topic was moved.[/spoiler][/quote]
Tl;dr: NERF!
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1 Rispondi✨✨✨✨✨✨ NERF!!! A-AAHH!!! SAVIOR OF THE BUNGIVERSE ✨✨✨✨✨✨
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I pulled my Luna on Atheon and he walked off the map Bruh.
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3 RisposteLike this comment so I can come back to this later and laugh my f*cking ass off at this thread, thanks in advance :)
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Modificato da Titan main: 4/19/2017 7:59:35 PM[quote]Bruh, The EyasLOOONA is by far the greatest weapon ever crafted by the throbbing dong of Bungie STEWDIOS The EyasLOOONA does what every other gun in DESTINERS cant do Bruh The EyasLOOONA will melt your average GARDENian like butter on my burning nipples The EyasLOOONA will 1 hit EVEREYTING!!!! BRUH!!! Ya wanna get to the Lighthouse??? EYASLOONA!!! The Lighthouse? BRUH I park my -blam!-in SPARROW at the Lighthouse cause IM ALWAYS FLAWLESS I fire the EYASLOONA ONCE and Osiris is like, "WOAH!!! GOD A REAL BAD MOTHER-blam!-A RIGHT HERE!! TAKE MY LIGHTHOUSE AND ALL MY SHIT" I told Osiris to go get -blam!-in lost in time and thats what he did Bruh I had a blue ribbon pig called GOLGAHOG That fat, beatiful sonavbitch won me ALL the county fairs Then that -blam!-in douche ORXY came and told me "Hey...I like that hog ya got..seeing as how Im the TAKING OF THINGS KING...Imma take ya Blue Ribbone Golgahog" And who would've guessed...that muth-blam!-a took my hog I went to the moon and found his disturbed son CREWTA and told him I'm here to smack ya in the mouth with my EYASLOONA sized dick Crewta was not amused by the fact that the EYASLOONA blew a crater sized hole in his ass and he fell over from the shear awsemonees of the -blam!-ing EYASLOONA After putting Crewta on my knee and spanking his diamond crusted ass and went to Club Vex and looked for ORXY's bodyguard ATHEMOM BRUH What A BUFF BIG BASTARD Sonuvabitch would not let me find the ORXY ship SO I told that big bitch "EH!!! I GOT A -blam!-IN EYASLOONA!!!! GET THE -blam!- OVER HERE AND GIVE ME THE KEYS TO THE ORXY SHIP" Atheom flexed his -blam!-in 12pack compact abs and threw my ass in a void of time I ran into Osiris of all people...go figure right? But bruh I GOT AN EYASLOONA!!! I CAN BEND -blam!-ING TIME LIKE AN AVATAR BENDS THE -blam!-IN ELEMENTS SON!! So I simply shot time in its smug prick face BAAAM Spawned in front of Athemom He looked rather confused It didnt matter doh CAUSE THE -blam!-IN EYASLOONA!!! I plugged that big bastard with 1 round I missed BUT ITS THE -blam!-IN EYASLOONA!!! It -blam!-in hits even when it misses I tore Athemoms head of his body and showered myself in GLIMMER!! After defeting Orxy's Metal Gear-Gundam-Evajellyon-toasted bread, I found Orxy holding an auction in the Saturn Rings Trailer Park I HAD THE -blam!-IN EYASLOONA!!! I FIRED A BULLET, AND RODE THE BULLET ALL THE WAY TO ORXYS SHIP BRUH!!! I then found my pet pig Golgahog He apparently had a little fun while I was looking for him as he now had a -blam!-ing spider Crab named Terry latched to his back After a few cuddles and belly rubs, I went on to find Orxy's VIP Pepperoni Funtime Palace Room But some stupid fat -blam!-er named WEAVEPriest and his SupahSonic HairDryer gun had other ideas Bruh THE FUKIN EYASLOONA!!! I didn't even fire the GUN!! I just flashed that red hot magnum and WeavePriest just said "Naw...I aint -blam!-ing with that!!" After he scooted off I went to the big man himself He had two of his crazy ass cousins THINGS 1 and THANGS 2 They tried to soothe me with a love song about Taking stuff and thangs Bruh THE -blam!-IN EYASLOONA!!! I proceeded to not only 1 hit these two MAN SCREAMING bitches, I even did my -blam!-IN taxes and mowed my goddamn lawn!!! WHAT WILL THE EYASLOONA NOT FIX!!! Orxy was not too pleased with the said killing of Thing 1 and Thangs 2 He walked and gave me an long speech on how he not only took my -blam!-ing Golgahog...but now he gonna take the earth too? ............ Bruh ........ Bruh .....Bruh THE -blam!-IN EYASLOONA!!!!! kaghslahglksdhagkl'saj'g!l I walked up to Orxy and simply snapped my fingers But since my fingers usually have a -blam!-IN EYASLOONA IN THEM, I EYASLOONAED THIS MOTHU-blam!-A WITH EYASLOONA DUST!!!!!!!!!!! After exploding into a shower of glimmer and salty tears, the EYASLOONA even solved the all world problems and even managed to fix me a gourmet meal straight from St.MissySprings, Italy LOTS OF -blam!-IN SPAHGETTI WITH A HINT OF -blam!-IN EYALOONA Needless to say, If ya aint got an -blam!-IN EYASLOONA Ya not playing the game right Pffft Me I like a challenge Cause playing with -blam!-ING EYASLOONA is playing the game on SUPER EASY MODE if ya ask me Trials of Osiris?? -blam!-DAT TRIALS OF -blam!-ING EYASLOONA!!!!!!! In short EyasLOONA is the best gun ever..........period [spoiler]Moderator edit: This thread has been updated with tags that are more appropriate.Feel free to private message the moderator who moved your post, link to topic, for further clarification about why this topic was moved.[/spoiler] Tl;dr: NERF![/quote] this
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1 RispondiWhat's it trying to say?
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35 RispostePs. Look at how Trump voters in the comments don't even read the post and then proceed to start trying to trash you, as if they're not the retarded in this equation. Sad. Shit was comedy gold.
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God sake stop twisting.
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1 Rispondi[quote]I've been using Lord of Wolves quite a bit lately. Honestly, I forgot how much fun it is to use. I don't know about PvP, but it puts out some pretty high damage in PvE. The +3 Recovery for teammates also comes in handy for raids or strikes. And yeah, I guess the ornament does look F*CKING EPIC ON AN ASTRONOMICAL LEVEL OF BADASSERY AND BADASSITUDE. BECAUSE IF YOU EVER WANTED A GUN TO ACCURATELY DESCRIBE YOUR INNATE URGE TO DESTROY EVERY ATOM OF MATTER THAT POSES A THREAT TO YOU AND YOUR MISSION, YOU COULD ALWAYS ROCK THIS METAL SKIN OF THE F*CKING GODS. ONE LOOK AT THIS SPIKED MONSTROSITY FROM THE DEPTHS OF SATAN'S SEX DUNGEON, AND EVEN KRATOS HIMSELF WOULD PISS HIS F*CKING PANTIES LIKE A SQUIRREL CAUGHT IN A HURRICANE. HELL, EVEN THE F*CKING [i]HURRICANE[/i] WOULD PISS ITS PANTS. WITH EVERY PULL OF THE TRIGGER, THIS GUN WILL NEEE NEEE NEEE LIKE A FIERY F*CKING STALLION FROM HELL ITSELF. FEEL YOURSELF SLIPPING AS YOUR CONTROLLER VIBRATES FASTER THAN MICHAEL J. FOX ON F*CKING REDBULL. BECAUSE EVEN IF THE GUN IS EMPTY, YOU CAN STILL USE IT AS A F*CKING CLUB WITH WHICH TO SLUG YOUR ENEMIES' SKULLS INTO SUBMISSION, AS THEY SHAKE IN FEAR AT THE SIGHT OF YOUR LEATHER-JACKETED AWESOMENESS. GOD I F*CKING [i]LOVE[/i] LEATHER. .... Anyone else a fan of it?[/quote]
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1 RispondiJust nerf fusion rifles then we should be good :3
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1 RispondiClearly we need to nerf then non-lore posts in this tag.
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As long as we're quoting Adam Sandler movies, "two time that one baby" :)
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Tried too hard to be funny.
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4 RisposteUm...uh... I have...no words. For this. Except... [spoiler]At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.[/spoiler]
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https://youtu.be/Va5_rn3vG3A
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4 RisposteMe titan. Me friends with hunter and magic man. Me do not understand why hunter and magic man so mad at me. Sometimes me make bubbles for friends. Other time me friends say mean things at me because of big slam fist. Sometimes me just scared and do not know what to do. Please hunter and space magic man do not hate titan anymore me want to be friend. Also why hate me big scary fist it hurt big bug things, scary skeleton people, big frogs , and takin guys for friends so we all live and play together. Me try to not punch with scary lightning fist but some times magic man come back from dead and DAT really scary so me punch sometime hunter sneak up on titan and me so scared me punch hard. Please don't hat titan me just want friend.
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[quote] I went to the moon and found his disturbed son CREWTA and told him I'm here to smack ya in the mouth with my EYASLOONA sized dick Crewta was not amused by the fact that the EYASLOONA blew a crater sized hole in his ass and he fell over from the shear awsemonees of the -blam!-ing EYASLOONA [/quote] [spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
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Maybe you should open your eyesaluna to reality.
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Anyone else not laugh at all?
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5 RisposteNowhere in your ramblings was there anything that could be considered a rational thought everyone is now dumber for having read this i award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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2 RisposteYou put this in the wrong forum, this type of stuff is supposed to be in the weapons or balancing categories.
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2 RisposteHow is this lore?
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5 RisposteSo um... Nerf bladedancer and fusion rifles?
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Op is bonobo confirmed
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug. 🙌
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Jesus dude, write the whole bible why don't you
