As the title says. I was playing Iron Banner with my Hunter (Hoping to get a chest with Handcannon ammo) and I sniped some kinderguardian (I can only assume, given the way he/she reacted to said snipe), when all of a sudden, I receive a "Your reported" (Exact spelling). So me, being the kind Guardian I am, I replied "GG", as you know, maybe he was just a little salty because I killed him/her.
Nope. Just for reference, I'll be writing the exact replies which he/she gave me, along with my responses to said replies.
So after my reply "GG", they replied: "Enjoy your ban buddy" and "Saved footage will be trimmed an posted to bungie twitter account"
I responded with a simple "Unfortunately for you, I recorded the footage."
Again: "You have no unflinching on that sniper" (Referring to the Stillpiercer, the gun I was using).
So I replied: "I'm aware" - I was using the gun, so of course I'd know the perk wasn't on there.
So by this point, the game had ended and they'd left the game, most likely to sit in orbit while they proceeded to write the rest of these. Meanwhile, I can't stop laughing and am in a game. So while I was beating down the Guardians and whatnot, I received another glorious message:
"An you wonder why people left the game an I came in 2 thirds of it gone"
"Hope they ban you for long time"
"Them there is the completely of radar standing behind me"
I replied "I wasn't wondering, actually. As for your other points, I was crouched. When you're crouched you're off radar."
Then the next reply came in just as I sent mine;
"Right on top my trip mine"
I responded with "I shot the trip mine. When you shoot trip mines, they blow up"
They sent their next reply:
"Plenty of footage to be trimmed an uploaded to bungie twitter account"
So me, wanting to get back to the game at hand, I dropped the pleasantries and responded:
"Cool. You're an inferior sniper, so git gud."
Then his reply:
"Uh an your a fool buddy because i was using shotgun"
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For the majority of this conversation, I'm gonna put my replies in bold.
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[b]"Screenshotting this convo for bungie.net, the Guardians there are gonna love this."[/b]
"Engage brain before opening mouth"
"Screenshot away an add it to the footage i started posting at that account on twitter"
"People like you deserve banning"
[b]"People with skill deserve to be banned? Okay."[/b]
[b]"You're accomplishing nothing but making me laugh."[/b]
He then proceeded to post a screenshot of my Hunter's stats. AKA, my second character's stats, which isn't even my main.
"Wow some skill that is" (Referring to the average 0.9 K/D my Hunter has)
"As i said, engage brain before opening mouth"
"Your stats are appalling"
"Not even a 1 for 1 player"
"Wow"
"Just wow"
[b]"My Hunter isn't even my main"[/b]
[b]"Lol"[/b]
"Your other characters are worse" (What? Lol)
"Do I need to screenshot them all"
"Lol"
[b]"Funny, I hardly ever use my Hunter in PVP."[/b]
"Hunter are renowned for being best in pvp"
"An your stats are appalling my friend"
[b]"My Titan is the one I do everything on, PVE and PVP alike."[/b]
[b]"It's funny. You're bringing up my 'appalling' stats, yet here I am, the one who completely mauled you and made you bitter, laughing at your gibberish."[/b]
[b]"Before I block you, I have just one thing to say:"[/b]
[b]"GG and have a nice day."[/b]
Then I blocked him/her. I posted this here because it's literally the first ever hatemail I've actually received, and I found the whole experience absolutely hilarious lol
Have any of you guardians ever had hatemail, and how rustled were their jimmies? I'd love to know :)
- Lord Aflame.
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#Destiny
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3 RisposteWhen I get hate mail I reply with a weather forcast
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3 RisposteI've been called pond scum by a universal remote scrub he would tbag me after each kill but I would wreck him with telesto post mortem kills, I got 1st place with 4,000 points in Iron banner, he got 1,200
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1 RispondiI just reply "new phone who dis?".
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1 RispondiI was called a hacker because I sniped a kid and he missed his rocket. He finished with a .5 KD both games, and I was on his team the second game
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1 RispondiNot to be that btch but posting this word for word on here makes you just as cringey
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1 RispondiModificato da The Chosen: 8/19/2016 5:24:44 PMI got "called hax" a few days ago. Hilarious conversation.
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I was called a camper during vanguard strikes because i was killing all the enemies while everyone else was rushing... FFS i was completing the strike portion of the exotic class item quest and killing minions of darkness to kill two birds with one stone.
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Got one a few months back. Him: Reported you and your lagswitching buttbuddies. Me: I'd love to get in your butt too. *still awaiting reply*
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Hate mail always makes me giggle lol
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Random: HACKER!!! GET REPORTED!! Me: What exactly did I do? Random: YOU KILLED ME WITH NOVA BOMB!!! Me: I'm playing as a titan... Random: EXACTLY!!!!! [spoiler]the second I put my bubble down a teammate killed the random with nova bomb, and he bought it was me[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiGot one last night. Map: Blackshield Mode: Iron Banner / Clash Im just playing yhe game when i get a message.. fArt: Reported for hacking motherf**ker Me: There's no hack dumb f**k fArt: F**k urself motherf**ker Me: You mad bro? fArt: Video sent enjoy your ban Me: They dont ban people for out playing sore losers Im not really sure why he thought i was "hacking", my k/d was like 1.08 that match. Iwas using Armamentium and ZSS along with shoulder charge and a sidearm. Luck, latency, timing.
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34 RisposteI had someone spaz out and say they're tracing my IP and they're going to come to my house and kill my entire family. I sent him my address. It's been 4 months or so, I'm still waiting. God I love the second amendment.
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Got one recently from a teammate in a game where i played very poorly. He messaged me with something along the lines of "git positiv skrub" and i replied with [b]#triggered[/b] The following game he was on the other team and we stomped them lol. I try to congratulate people who play really well as often as i can when i feel it's deserved, even that doesnt blow over so well sometimes though
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10 RisposteHere are some I got(I get a lot when I play on PS3 instead of my PS4) "U LAME ASF BOI" [b]Sorry I don't speak stupid[/b] "MAN U LAME ASF BOI" "Nice heavy kills c**t" "KYS/kills yourself"<-----my favorite "You are literally the biggest p**y I've ever met, great f*cking job" [b]and?[/b] "I said great f*cking job" I was using Shoulder Charge a lot during that game, he got so tilted. Man, you gotta love the Internet.
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6 RisposteRegardless of what the message says, I always just say "sweet man" [i]You're -blam!-ing trash[/i] Sweet man [i]Lol, Last Word takes no skill[/i] Sweet man [i]Your stats are garbage[/i] Sweet man [i]Lol, you think you're good but I would shit on you in 1v1[/i] Sweet man [i]Get -blam!-ing cancer -blam!-[/i] -Reported- Sweet man
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I got accused of lag switching, took me ten minutes to figure what the kid actually said.
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I got my first hatemail yesterday. I was called a "-blam!-ing dickhead" for being shitty in Salvage.
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5 RisposteModificato da HeClearlyLikesIt: 8/18/2016 2:08:21 PMWelcome to the winners circle. You've never truly won until you get hate mail. We don't get this stuff too often on PS4.
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4 RisposteHater: I can get you banned for hacking. Me: [b]That's what I do, I drink and I know things.[/b] Hater: I know you are hacking. I can track you down an get you banned Me: [b]You know nothing Jon Snow[/b] Hater: I am not Jon Snow but I love you for calling me that Me: [b]That is why I stabbed you. I am Thorne ;)[/b] Hater: what Thorne stabbed Jon Snow. I am still on season 4. I am gonna get you banned for spoiling. Me:[b]Oops sorry. Now don't message else I will tell you stuff from season 6[/b] No reply after that.
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1 RispondiI got sniped today. So I reported the sniper...for high skill...I must be the only guy who does the positive reports
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4 RisposteModificato da Starwood29: 8/18/2016 4:20:41 PMI had one guy toldl me to get better internet. I responded with "the McDonalds next door won't let me run an Ethernet cable. I'm going to try the tacobell"
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6 RisposteI had a guy say send me a msg today saying "enjoy the loss camper, without that op scout your nothing". I was using the tuonela, he was using the mida and a party crasher haha he kept taking the same path over and over trying to kill me and I kept out shooting him =p
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3 RisposteSomeday I'll be good enough to receive hatemail.
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6 RisposteI ran Nlb and a sidearm yesterday in IB. Yes people bitch about anything that kills them. Long story short, He was shooting me with Grasp, I was about to die, when i quickscoped him. I had literly, a sliver of health. The match ends and I this happens. Him: Nice cheats you got there Me: Oh youre that guy I quickscoped, Yea no, even I was surprised when I landed that Him: Cheater, you suck m8 Me: Lol, I aint cheating, plus i went positive, you didnt Him: Boii, I went 19-5, you suck m8 I send him a screenshot of the overall scores, I went 22-7. Him: Well?? That proves nothing. Me: It proves 2 things, 1. You dont understand numbers, you went 5-19 dumbass. 2. It proves you suck He didnt respond back
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2 RisposteModificato da SweetOrngVegRoot: 8/19/2016 1:58:53 AMI got mail for kill "farming" in rift (I had like 25+ kills or something but no runs), and I had to explain to the guy it's not because I'm trying to pad my stats (I don't even do Trials so there's no need ;P jk) it's just that I suck at grabbing the spark. I legitimately die almost every time because my team is nowhere to be found/everyone is on top of one another trying to grab the spark/I died and couldn't get back in time to grab it. So while I find it nice to have somewhat higher than average k/d, it doesn't really matter to me if drops a few notches. I play for fun, rift just happens to be my favorite (next to Zone Control because then people actually have to play the objective). It's also fast pace without being obnoxious like mayhem. Last I checked I had 600+ wins in both Control and Rift, so you can see the trend lol.
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You've given the issue more then it deserves. If he report you and you did nothing wrong Bungie won't do a thing so recording the video as a counter won't do a thing. Bungie only use the in game report and whatever he do ((edit it what ever)) they won't take it into account. Take it from someone who gets a lot of hate mail the best thing you can do is reply to "salty mag's" by -Mad cus bad -get gud -u wot m8 -1v1 mE nO scOpE 420 NLB Personally I only send "Great match"+some comment in a kill of it to ppl who I genuinely think they played well. I've made a couple of friends by sending them GH msg's