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Modificato da Aviixe:
7/10/2016 11:02:19 PM
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In Soviet Russia, We Rush Shotgunners
You know what I hate? When people go an entire match of crucible just shotgun russian. Why the hell can't they ever pull out their primary? Why are they stalin? Everytime I see one I go romanoff away trying to avoid them. But, I have now decided to witch hunt them! Let's murder all of them, chekov them from the list one by one!
Edit: While I do respect your opinions about the meta, I made this post simply for fun. The entire point was the use of russian words
English
#Destiny
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Ill wait for you with my Party Crasher+1 in the crucible.
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2 RisposteI do use my primary.... it's just happens to be a shotgun too
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1 RispondiPlay how they don't want you to, use a sniper and take them from a distance and never feel the pellets again. [spoiler]Apart from blink. I hate blink[/spoiler]
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2 RisposteEasy because primaries are trash as of right now thanks to being nerfed down to hell and back
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1 RispondiGood job! It was funny lol
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1 Rispondi[quote]You know what I hate? When people go an entire match of crucible just shotgun russian. Why the hell can't they ever pull out their primary? Why are they stalin? Everytime I see one I go romanoff away trying to avoid them. But, I have now decided to witch hunt them! Let's murder all of them, chekov them from the list one by one! Edit: While I do respect your opinions about the meta, I made this post simply for fun. The entire point was the use of russian words[/quote] Don't have a MosCOW man.
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Ha ha ha
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Nothing is more satisfying than nailing a rushing shotgunner with a fusion.
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1 RispondiHave you tried red death or red spectre?
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1 RispondiThat's not how the joke goes. It should be "Shotgunners Rush You".
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In Soviet Russia, car drive you.
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In soviet Russian shotguns rush you! 😂
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Shotgunners= putin ground
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1 RispondiDeny shotgunners with bones of eao. Become Mario and just jump over them
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3 RisposteModificato da Vladeon: 7/11/2016 12:51:31 PMThe puns are strong with this one. I love it. As a side note, whenever my wife asks me why I'm rushing, I always say, "I'm not Russian, I'm American." She's threatened divorce many times.
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IN soviet Russia gum only comes in 1 flavor..... BOOT.
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They're just Stalin their inevitable deaths.
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In Soviet Russia we only rush B my friend! CYKA BLYAT!!
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Better dead than Red! *gets blink/shotgun/melee'd*
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I'm having scary success with an Invective. The ACD/O feedback fences and defender Titan. I shotgun hem, they punch me and die XD.
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It's all in the delivery, dude. Hard scopers be Stallin' Shotgunners be Russian I'm like Chernobyl I map both like Gorbechav's forehead
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In Soviet Russia, the puns make you! Ah aha aha huh huh huh huh! [spoiler]I'm sure it was said but whatever.[/spoiler]
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Lenin me get back to this thread later.
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1 RispondiThey don't want to Putin the effort of playing with primary.
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Me titan punch puny shotgunners.
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3 RisposteBecause many of these PvP map have tight corridors and choke points. These aren't a good place for primary weapons. Also, primaries are weak as shit and most players can tank the bullets long enough to get in shotgun range. This game is heavily dependent on hitting crit shots consistently and repeatedly with primaries to get the kill. Primaries are shit. Secondary and heavy weapons are not the problem.
