What's your alibi? I will be the judge! Answer wisely o.O
Edit: I need more judges and maybe lawyers to defend suspects! PM me for a position.
Edit: Needing Juries!!
Edit: We hit 600 cases! This is great for business-.-
New Judge(s): RobøPants, Kains
New Lawyers: ArbirtaryOak, RevitalizedIQ, Assasin Trump, Sam I Am
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#Offtopic
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2 RisposteYea I did asshole had it coming
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He was trying to steal from me, had a gun, and was threatening my farm animals. That's all legal reasons to kill him where I live
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Hey in my defense he stole my last beer
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He acted like he was gonna murder the Firekeeper! How was I supposed to know letting her die was part of her questline!?
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4 RisposteIt was no me but the guy that was smoking crack near me when I was waking down the street
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7 RisposteI murdered that man because he skinned my fellow cats for pleasure. I'm not the killer here! HE WAS!!!
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1 RispondiAlibi: I was taking my bag of "garbage" to an incinerator just because I suddenly felt like it.
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6 RisposteIt was my identical twin
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1 RispondiIt was for the cause!
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He tripped and fell into the fireplace while there was a fire lit
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1 RispondiMy last name is Clinton. I am above the law. Now continue blindly supporting me you sheep.
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2 RisposteHow was I supposed to notice the "Keep out of reach from children" on the Rat poison label!?
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1 RispondiHe stole the last piece of pizza!!
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They crossed the line.
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1 RispondiI couldn't have killed him because I was too busy shooting someone else.
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1 RispondiIn my defense, there was a Krispy Kreme
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8 RisposteI'm black, transgender, feminist, homeless, vegan, tree planters, youtuber, cross fit Good luck sending that to prison or I'll be Triggered.
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1 RispondiIt was the gun, not me!
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1 RispondiPull out a gun and shoot myself, can't charge me if I'm dead can they?
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1 RispondiWhat can I say, he fell on a knife, got up and fell again. This happen about twenty times.
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3 RisposteI didn't tell the bullet to fly out of the gun.
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1 Rispondi9/11 was bad
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3 Risposte[spoiler]it was just a prank bro[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiI was jacking off, you can see that my bottle of lotion is almost empty
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1 RispondiI couldn't of possibly killed him because I was stabbing another person at the time of this murder