1. It fire way too fast for it's own good. Its as if it's supposed to be an auto rifle.
2. It's got a mad reload time, and I hate it. I blink and one clip is on the ground and the other is in the gun.
3. Way too much impact, slices right through my armor. I've died so much in trials because of it.
4. It's too white and that's racist.
5. Grasp of Malok? What is he grasping. Not enough context. Nerf the title now.
7. Nerf this post it skipped 6.
8. It hurt me in the crucible. Way too dangerous. Nerf.
9. Grasp is too sexual, change it to "Somewhat Strong Handle of Malok".
10. It can't fit in tiny Hunter baby hands.
11. It's ability to look like a gun is ridiculous. Needs to look more like a large hand, given the title is Grasp of Malok.
12. It hasn't dropped for me, therefor it's too powerful. Nerf.
13. It matches the Speaker's robes, which doesn't make sense at all. Change name to "Somewhat Strong Handle of the Speaker."
14. If we fight Malok why let him hold our hand, actually he GRASPS my tiny hunter hand and I'm just really not okay with that. Nerf it right now.
Gosh I can't believe they just let such a dumb gun get passed them.
The community is so dead omg.
Edit from Monday June 20:
I'd just like to give a nod to the people who haven't read all of the post and comment early. I completely understand the majority of you feel the Grasp of Malok pulse rifle is not too powerful and is a balanced weapon. And coming from the man, the myth, the legend who wrote this, I sort of agree and sort of don't.
There's an obvious problem with the weapon. And yeah, it's a great gun and can really handle itself in the Crucible. Like, going against that thing I know what's about the happen to me. No, I don't have the weapon, me being not the biggest Crucible guy out there I just didn't feel the need to farm it. But again, I can respect those who did farm for it and use it.
I wouldn't say there's tons and tons of like, four or five year olds who don't understand complaining about the weapon, rather than there's just tons and tons of people who don't want one viable weapon in the game. I can totally get behind that. However, to those of you who genuinely complain and claim that it has to be nerfed, that's really stupid.
I do think something needs to happen to weapon, but certainly NOT a nerf. This post was satire. None of it was actually my thoughts, accept for the Somewhat Strong Handle of Malok, like, please do that for a day, Bungie. I think tons and tons of other weapons need to be buffed. I know, haven't heard that word in a while. If you want something to use against the Somewhat Strong Handle, don't nerf it! Don't make everything a peashooter.
It's like favoring one of your kids, Bungie. You make all these weapons but ONE of them, is the star child. That's messed up, don't build a system like that.
So, in the end, sometimes I do get salty about the Somewhat Strong Handle of Malok, I can certainly respect the people who don't want it nerfed. Please Bungie, don't nerf it. Buff everything else.
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lol. This was a good list.
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6 RisposteJust no
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1 RispondiHow bout you shut up and deal with it
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I can't believe people are falling for this shitty satire...
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I thought you were serious omg lmao
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2 RisposteYou forgot that hive-looking weapons are cultural apropiation
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I just farted (about as applicable as your post)
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They nerf my precious Timepiece and then make this hardened salt covered pulse rifle ;_;
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Nice satire dude lol
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4 RisposteI shall now scientifically prove all these wrong 1. It fire way too fast for it's own good. Its as if it's supposed to be an auto rifle. No 2. It's got a mad reload time, and I hate it. I blink and one clip is on the ground and the other is in the gun. No 3. Way too much impact, slices right through my armor. I've died so much in trials because of it. No 4. It's too white and that's racist. Racist 5. Grasp of Malok? What is he grasping. Not enough context. Nerf the title now. Hes grasping for his long lost gold pocket watch, given to him by Oryx 7. Nerf this post it skipped 6. Agreed 8. It hurt me in the crucible. Way too dangerous. Nerf. The gun did not hurt you, the bullets did 9, Grasp is too sexual, change it to " Somewhat Strong Handle of No one cares 10. It can't fit in tiny Hunter baby hands. Then get robot ones 11. It's ability to look like a gun is ridiculous. Needs to look more like a large hand, given the title is Grasp of Malok. This hands not white, right? Cuz that would be heavily racist 12. It hasn't dropped for me, therefor it's too powerful. Nerf. Whoever came up with that must burn 13. It matches the Speaker's robes, which doesn't make sense at all. Change name to "Somewhat Strong Handle of the Speaker." The Speaker would hate that 14. If we fight Malok why let him hold our hand, actually he GRASPS my tiny hunter hand and I'm just really not okay with that. Nerf it right now. See 10 Gosh I can't believe they just let such a dumb gun get passed them. The community is so dead omg.[/quote]
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3 RisposteModificato da Un1337ninj4: 6/20/2016 3:14:47 AMYou know what's funny? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1L7FV9l4hXo2tHD3XlFUp854XvJIwTKFIPvASLduPPS4/edit#gid=0 Legendary Primaries that kill faster than Grasp: Hawksaw/PDX-45 like Pulses Lyudmila-D Mid-Impact HandCs (Eyasluna, Ace o' Spades) Max-RoF HandCs (though they're still a little too prone to Phantom Rounds) Any Auto Rifle. Any Scout Rifle (Except models akin to Saterienne Rapier or the DIS-43, still increadibly easy to use weapons considered generally viable despite having a kill time that matches Max Impact HandCs!) [b] That's 9 different Imp-RoF sub-archetypes out of the 15 unique kill times among the total across the game (obviously excluding Exotics) that surpass Grasp and a few extra sub-sub-archetypes[/b] (for example, the mid-RoF Autos are torn between those with generally high Handling (denoted as "Lightweight" vs )those with generally high Stability (denoted as "Stable"). [b]The majority of the hype surrounding Grasp is for a specific roll using Glass Half Full and Headseeker. [/b]Without double dipping both of those damage pumps the gun itself is reasonably viable without any huge advantage points.
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Lmao 10/10 good bait
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Lmao that made my day! Thank you
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I thought you were being serious for a moment and could not cope.
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this is a reskin oversoul edict. Nobody thought that gun was op. It really is not. Seriously primaries in general suck. It really is not a surprise that many top players best weapons are special weapons.
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You forgot about how it marginalizes other pulse rifles, making them feel bad about how they look and how they are.
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4 RisposteI have a perfect roll and there are still better weapons out there like the vendor hawksaw. Sorry but you probably aren't that great at PvP.
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I have yet to get an amazing roll and farmed all week. F this gun and f this game.
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Modificato da Kiryu: 6/20/2016 3:01:40 AMI find this racist against Hive people and I am now offended so if you can please kill yourself... [spoiler]kek[/spoiler]
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3 RisposteModificato da Mystic Knight: 6/20/2016 1:35:54 AMThis guy is trying to be funny and its sad he not but seriously im so tired of all these crybabies hollering to nerf everything. Just use what u like to and shut up. There's plenty of problems with this game nerfing everything is 1. The biggest problem is nobody uses a primary and it's because of these crybabies.
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3 RisposteNot funny. Very cringeworthy
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1 RispondiYou need some serious help
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Destiny should not have different archetypes. Its stupid
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It's funny how 9 and 13 go against 11