1. It fire way too fast for it's own good. Its as if it's supposed to be an auto rifle.
2. It's got a mad reload time, and I hate it. I blink and one clip is on the ground and the other is in the gun.
3. Way too much impact, slices right through my armor. I've died so much in trials because of it.
4. It's too white and that's racist.
5. Grasp of Malok? What is he grasping. Not enough context. Nerf the title now.
7. Nerf this post it skipped 6.
8. It hurt me in the crucible. Way too dangerous. Nerf.
9. Grasp is too sexual, change it to "Somewhat Strong Handle of Malok".
10. It can't fit in tiny Hunter baby hands.
11. It's ability to look like a gun is ridiculous. Needs to look more like a large hand, given the title is Grasp of Malok.
12. It hasn't dropped for me, therefor it's too powerful. Nerf.
13. It matches the Speaker's robes, which doesn't make sense at all. Change name to "Somewhat Strong Handle of the Speaker."
14. If we fight Malok why let him hold our hand, actually he GRASPS my tiny hunter hand and I'm just really not okay with that. Nerf it right now.
Gosh I can't believe they just let such a dumb gun get passed them.
The community is so dead omg.
Edit from Monday June 20:
I'd just like to give a nod to the people who haven't read all of the post and comment early. I completely understand the majority of you feel the Grasp of Malok pulse rifle is not too powerful and is a balanced weapon. And coming from the man, the myth, the legend who wrote this, I sort of agree and sort of don't.
There's an obvious problem with the weapon. And yeah, it's a great gun and can really handle itself in the Crucible. Like, going against that thing I know what's about the happen to me. No, I don't have the weapon, me being not the biggest Crucible guy out there I just didn't feel the need to farm it. But again, I can respect those who did farm for it and use it.
I wouldn't say there's tons and tons of like, four or five year olds who don't understand complaining about the weapon, rather than there's just tons and tons of people who don't want one viable weapon in the game. I can totally get behind that. However, to those of you who genuinely complain and claim that it has to be nerfed, that's really stupid.
I do think something needs to happen to weapon, but certainly NOT a nerf. This post was satire. None of it was actually my thoughts, accept for the Somewhat Strong Handle of Malok, like, please do that for a day, Bungie. I think tons and tons of other weapons need to be buffed. I know, haven't heard that word in a while. If you want something to use against the Somewhat Strong Handle, don't nerf it! Don't make everything a peashooter.
It's like favoring one of your kids, Bungie. You make all these weapons but ONE of them, is the star child. That's messed up, don't build a system like that.
So, in the end, sometimes I do get salty about the Somewhat Strong Handle of Malok, I can certainly respect the people who don't want it nerfed. Please Bungie, don't nerf it. Buff everything else.
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1 RispondiWell played Sir! That deserves a hat tip! *[i]tips hat in op's direction[/i]
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Lmfaoooooooooooooo 5 and 9 Though?! 😂😂😂😂
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5 RisposteOh I'll grasp you bby.
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On a serious note #8 has limited Destinys true potential and has been killing the game since launch.
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2 RisposteDid your brain overheat and turn to -blam!-ing pudding?
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2 RisposteOh, but Grasp of Malok has tiny penis and you have such big American penis... Grasp could never threaten such a big penis.
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1 Rispondithis post made me physically cringe
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1 RispondiNumber 5 was good but 9 absolutely slayed me.
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1 RispondiI sense a hand fetish..
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1 Rispondiohhh. a titan main tryin to lessen the hunters credit in the community. shame on you !
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3 RisposteModificato da Oink: 6/20/2016 11:10:10 AMHate satire.
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3 Risposte"12. It hasn't dropped for me, therefor it's too powerful. Nerf." actually i think its the exact opposite thats the problem: 12.1 i grinded waaaay too long for this, only for it to be easily farmable in a NF, nerf everybody elses!"
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Lmfao funny post man kudos to the op
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This may be the gratest thing i have ever seen
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This is incredible
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It's to white and that's racist? Lmao funny as hell😆
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The community is so dead that all were left with is stereotypical crybabies who can't finish a sentence without: OMG, OP, nerf, die to much or lol.
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THIS POST IS SO -blam!-ING DUMB. OP SAID THERE WOULD BE 14 REASONS BUT THERE WERE ONLY 13 AND NOW IM NOT HAPPY. BUNGO PLZ NERF THIS POST RIGHT NOW OR I WILL QUIT DESTINY FOR EVER.
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5 RisposteBro if your gonna nerf. Nerf my boy, Kyrie Irving. My man won Cleveland their first finals.
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Let's just buff other things to counter it so we aren't just shooting each other with pea shooters all the time.
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Made me laugh. Kudos to you.
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8 RisposteWe shall only be nerfing Loosers like you who only cry out loud for Nerf.
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All the pulse rifles in the game are balance.... I know thats joke but i dont care
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1 RispondiModificato da Kain: 6/20/2016 3:19:20 AMits* [spoiler] [b]it's[/b] = it is/it has [b]its[/b] = possessive form of it [/spoiler]
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lol. This was a good list.