1. It fire way too fast for it's own good. Its as if it's supposed to be an auto rifle.
2. It's got a mad reload time, and I hate it. I blink and one clip is on the ground and the other is in the gun.
3. Way too much impact, slices right through my armor. I've died so much in trials because of it.
4. It's too white and that's racist.
5. Grasp of Malok? What is he grasping. Not enough context. Nerf the title now.
7. Nerf this post it skipped 6.
8. It hurt me in the crucible. Way too dangerous. Nerf.
9. Grasp is too sexual, change it to "Somewhat Strong Handle of Malok".
10. It can't fit in tiny Hunter baby hands.
11. It's ability to look like a gun is ridiculous. Needs to look more like a large hand, given the title is Grasp of Malok.
12. It hasn't dropped for me, therefor it's too powerful. Nerf.
13. It matches the Speaker's robes, which doesn't make sense at all. Change name to "Somewhat Strong Handle of the Speaker."
14. If we fight Malok why let him hold our hand, actually he GRASPS my tiny hunter hand and I'm just really not okay with that. Nerf it right now.
Gosh I can't believe they just let such a dumb gun get passed them.
The community is so dead omg.
Edit from Monday June 20:
I'd just like to give a nod to the people who haven't read all of the post and comment early. I completely understand the majority of you feel the Grasp of Malok pulse rifle is not too powerful and is a balanced weapon. And coming from the man, the myth, the legend who wrote this, I sort of agree and sort of don't.
There's an obvious problem with the weapon. And yeah, it's a great gun and can really handle itself in the Crucible. Like, going against that thing I know what's about the happen to me. No, I don't have the weapon, me being not the biggest Crucible guy out there I just didn't feel the need to farm it. But again, I can respect those who did farm for it and use it.
I wouldn't say there's tons and tons of like, four or five year olds who don't understand complaining about the weapon, rather than there's just tons and tons of people who don't want one viable weapon in the game. I can totally get behind that. However, to those of you who genuinely complain and claim that it has to be nerfed, that's really stupid.
I do think something needs to happen to weapon, but certainly NOT a nerf. This post was satire. None of it was actually my thoughts, accept for the Somewhat Strong Handle of Malok, like, please do that for a day, Bungie. I think tons and tons of other weapons need to be buffed. I know, haven't heard that word in a while. If you want something to use against the Somewhat Strong Handle, don't nerf it! Don't make everything a peashooter.
It's like favoring one of your kids, Bungie. You make all these weapons but ONE of them, is the star child. That's messed up, don't build a system like that.
So, in the end, sometimes I do get salty about the Somewhat Strong Handle of Malok, I can certainly respect the people who don't want it nerfed. Please Bungie, don't nerf it. Buff everything else.
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Go play Little Big Planet.
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2 RisposteDude. Players like you are a cancer. Please nerf yourself instead.
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1 RispondiNerf yourself, the rest of us are fed up with you're brand of gaming. Play on Xbox so you can mod to your heart's content and leave us real players alone.
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3 RispostePeople like you are making this game really bad
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Nerf Fusion Rifles. Got it.
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1 RispondiI know this is a joke and its great, but if I see or hear a real Nerf this post from here on out I am going to lose my mind. They should make it so if some crybaby makes a nerf this post and its a serious one, unlike this, They should be banned for a week. That way when they are unbanned they will think twice about whats OP and what isn't haha. Because not being able to play period, might open their eyes and make them think twice about whining on these forums. Whos with me?...Im in no means talking about this post or the player that made it. I get the Satire
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2 RisposteI love posts like this. It really separates who reads the title and who actually reads the post.
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I understand that this is a satire post but people were never complaining about grasp until people started using it widely.
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Pfft, Dreg's Promise is easily 10x worse than any Grasp of Malok. Now [i]that[/i] monster (Dreg's Promise) needs a nerf.
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Lets play "Who is a try hard who can't take a joke" I love looking at the people who don't read it fully
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Lol Number 4 had me rolling XD This is the best!!!
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Modificato da JuiceAKAJBizz: 6/21/2016 3:20:44 PMU think bungie is gonna buff everything else lol...I wish they would but there are only a few things left that bungie hasn't nerfed yet and they won't stop until every single thing is nerfed and we are so underpowered...sad...pace of play gets slower n slower w each nerf...
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5 Risposte1 reason why you should be muted. Nerf post.
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Sub 1.0 players don't get to call for Nerfs. Oh wait that's all that still plays this dead -blam!-ing game.
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Hahahahaha hahahahaha fools you've been played. They nerfed all guns to get people to "grind" for The perfect grasp roll. Desticles
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How did i know to start reading in the middle? XD
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1 RispondiStop complaining it's annoying
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Long but good b8
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He's grasping Omnigul's pussy
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2 RisposteModificato da amandajc808: 6/20/2016 8:30:38 PMThere is something really obvious that you haven't grasped. The more posts like yours on here will increase the likelihood of it being nerfed by Bungie. After all its a lot easier for them to nerf one weapon than buff a lot of others
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[quote]Its too white and thats racist[/quote] Thats gonna be my life moto
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2 RisposteJust wait for iron banner.
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1 RispondiGreat post. I read it all by the way!
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1 RispondiIs anyone going to read your post? Little long bro
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Modificato da TLA94: 6/21/2016 9:55:01 PM